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Clips from "Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

"If you can't write in the proper way"
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"That people mock you online (everybody wise up)"
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"Now did I stammer?"
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"You should know when it's less or it's fewer"
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"Syntax you're always manglin'"
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"Write words using numbers"
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"Saw your blog post (hey hey)"
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"Your prose is dopey"
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"Never mind, I give up"
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"Gonna familiarize you with the nomenclature"
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"Literacy's your mission"
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"I hate these word crimes"
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"Say you got an I-T followed by apostrophe S"
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"Your participle's danglin'"
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"Well, you should hire"
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"If you're doing good or doing well (everybody wise up)"
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"Oh, but just now (just now) you said (you said)"
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"I read your e-mail (yeah yeah)"
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"Maybe you flunked that class"
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"To learn some grammar (what)"
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"But I don't want your drama"
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"Just keep in mind that be, see, are, you..."
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"Get it together, use your spell checker"
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"Learn to diagram a sentence too"
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"And listen up when I tell you this"
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"'Bout what's figurative and what's literal"
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"You "literally couldn't get out of bed" (what)"
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"That really makes me wanna literally"
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"It's quite apparent your grammar's errant"
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"Think you should only write in Emoji"
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"Oh, you're a lost cause"
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"(Hey hey hey)"
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"(Hey hey hey)"
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"And maybe now you find"
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"Don't be a moron"
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"It's a contraction (yeah yeah yeah)"
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"No "x" in espresso"
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"I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis"
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"You finished second grade; I hope you can tell"
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"I hate these word crimes (everybody wise up)"
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"And I thought that you'd gotten it through your skull"
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"(Go away)"
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"Unless you're seven, or your name is Prince"
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"The time to learn your homophones is past due"
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"Okay now here's the deal, I'll try to educate ya"
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"If you really wanna, leave out that Oxford comma"
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"You should never"
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"Go back to pre-school, get out of the gene pool"
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"Everyone listen up (Hey, hey, hey... hey, hey, hey... hey, hey, hey)"
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"To help you distinguish what is proper English (everybody wise up)"
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"Irony is not coincidence"
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"Better figure out the difference"
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"Are words, not letters"
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"Everybody shut up"
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"Now, what does that mean?"
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""Well, it's the shortening of a word or group of words by omission of a sound or letter""
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"Try your best to not drool"
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"Work on that grammar"
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"You would not use "it's" in this case as a possessive (no no no)"
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"You really need a full-time proofreader"
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"One thing I ask of you"
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"If you don't know how to conjugate"
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"Okay now here's some notes:"
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"Like people who were"
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"You're incoherent"
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"It's really fantastic"
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"Really now, I give up"
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"You'll learn the definitions of nouns and prepositions"
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"And that's why I think it's a good time"
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"Never raised in a sewer"
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"Like "I could care less""
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"Show the world you're no clown (everybody wise up)"
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"You dumb mouth-breather"
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"Some cunning linguist"
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"Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head"
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"Always say "to whom"; don't ever say "to who""
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"At least a little"
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"You'd better slow down and use the right pronoun"
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"What's a contraction?"
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"I hate these word crimes"
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"That means you do care"
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"That was sarcastic... (aw psych!) 'cause you write like a spastic"
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