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Clips from Super Troopers (2001)

"Nobody owns the water. God owns-It's God's water."
Super Troopers (2001)
"What if there's a naked girl on the beach?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Sue me! Sue me!"
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Dude, can you eat it? - The whole bag?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Hey, Mike, um, while you're at it?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"- No! Throw it out the window! - Okay! Okay! Okay!"
Super Troopers (2001)
"All right, we're cool. We're cool."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- We was freaking' out for nothing. - Man, I almost had a heart attack."
Super Troopers (2001)
"License and registration, please."
Super Troopers (2001)
"The regis-"
Super Troopers (2001)
"- How fast you were goin'? - Uh, 65?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"- What'd you say, man? - Well, I said, "Yeah, sure"..."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Now hand over that registration."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Oh, my God. - I don't get it, man."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Am I fucked up or is this fucked up, man?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Oh, my God!"
Super Troopers (2001)
"He can't pull over any farther!"
Super Troopers (2001)
"License and registration, please."
Super Troopers (2001)
"You know how fast you were goin'?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"You want to know why I pulled you over?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Littering and, uh-"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Littering and smoking the reefer."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Now to teach you boys a lesson, Officer Rabbit and I are gonna stand here..."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- while you three smoke the whole bag. - Please, no."
Super Troopers (2001)
"What are you doing out there, 91? Quit counting your pubes."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Rabbit, get that gun out!"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Jesus!"
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Hello. - You boys like Mexico?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Every time. - Finish it up."
Super Troopers (2001)
"See, there you have it. You're doing it all wrong."
Super Troopers (2001)
"This guy's got these big old powerful lips. Am I correct, Thorn?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"So much of my authority is derived from the power right here."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Another highway cop? What, are you guys multiplying?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"That's it!"
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Cut it out, you turkeys! - He fuckin' started it!"
Super Troopers (2001)
"A-number one top gun cadets"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Farva."
Super Troopers (2001)
"And you better believe that Grady and his goons..."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Thorny, you're the ranking officer here."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Oh, yes."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Cat Game? What's, uh, what's the record? - Thorny did six..."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Starting right meow?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"hand over your license and registration."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Your registration? Hurry up meow. - Oh."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Sorry."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Well, then, why you laughing, Mr. Larry Johnson?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"- I-I-I thought- - Don't think, boy."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Do I look like a cat to you, boy?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Yes, sir."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Think that's funny, do you? - Yeah, I do."
Super Troopers (2001)
"and light that award on fire in front of everyone."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Do you get it?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"I'm saying when my suspension's up, you better watch your ass."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Make your first move."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- You wanna take this one, Rod? - Hell, yeah!"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Nice wax job, Rook."
Super Troopers (2001)
"What the hell is this? We got local pigs runnin' around?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"You got it, boss."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Hey, what the fuck? - Oh-oh!"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Rabbit. Hey, look at that. Johnny Chimpo."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Hey, I'll touch you."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Mac, I'm serious. Be careful, Mac. He's angry."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Move it, Ramashit!"
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Back it up Grady! - Fight, fight, fight!"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Hey, Chief."
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"Christ! We look like a bunch of pussies."
Super Troopers (2001)
"I don't know, get a different job?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Whoa!"
Super Troopers (2001)
"You think you have a nice relationship with someone..."
Super Troopers (2001)
"based on professional courtesy and mutual boredom."
Super Troopers (2001)
"I don't wanna get transferred."
Super Troopers (2001)
"And have to be a rookie again with a bunch of random dudes. - Don't worry about it."
Super Troopers (2001)
"If it happens, we'll, uh,"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Hey, Charlie's Angel."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Hope I don't get brain freeze."
Super Troopers (2001)
"I'm not sure you've got the required equipment."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Maybe, uh, I don't know, we could do it again sometime."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Really? Okay. - Yeah."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Okay. - Heads up!"
Super Troopers (2001)
"What? Wh-Why?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"You want to move that, buddy. Now!"
Super Troopers (2001)
"I think I might be able to talk to Grady for you."
Super Troopers (2001)
"I'd like to get some field work."
Super Troopers (2001)
"So you originally from Vermont or, uh, or what?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"What are your cells, eight by eight?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"But then, I guess you'd miss out on all those wacky things you highway guys do."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- I don't want to get fired too. - Oh, I'm not getting fired."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- In our cells, the door is over here. - Right."
Super Troopers (2001)
"We got a suspicious vehicle. White Caprice, Vermont plates."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Yeah, well, you don't weigh in, you don't wrestle."
Super Troopers (2001)
"No. I've been thinking a lot about what the captain said."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- I'd like to play it straight this time, okay? - Okay."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- For O'Hagan. - For O'Hagan."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Excuse me one second. No."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Did, uh, I do something wrong, officers..."
Super Troopers (2001)
"I'll pull into the next one and get weighed, okay?"
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"What are you pulling back there?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Awesome. - Afternoon."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
Super Troopers (2001)
"It's easy for you to say. He's got a tiny little head."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Yeah. What's this guy movin'?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Whoo-hoo! That's one stinky pyramid."
Super Troopers (2001)
"All right, what do we know about this Galilkanolkus guy?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"So, we got 150 kilos of marijuana and no arrests. We got nothin'."
Super Troopers (2001)
"See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products. Like a brand name."
Super Troopers (2001)
"See! Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Shut up, Farva."
Super Troopers (2001)
"It's this monkey that basically travels around the world..."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny? - How the hell should I know?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Pull down your pants. - Shut up, Farva, you idiot. Come on, do it."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Could I get in on that? - Sure. Why not?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"We got a murder one day, a drug bust the next."
Super Troopers (2001)
"I'm thinkin' we need as much police as we can get."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Tell that to the budget committee."
Super Troopers (2001)
"I am so used to driving on the Autobahn."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Yummy, yummy."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Do you know why I pulled you over? - We were driving way too fast."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Rabbit?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"What? Stolen?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Hold on! Come on, Thorn, I need this."
Super Troopers (2001)
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