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Clips from The Office - Sexual Harassment (S02E02)

"Fifty signs your priest might be Michael Jackson."
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"Kidding. Topical."
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"It's how I like to do business. Everybody joking around."
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"I am Chandler and Joey."
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"So, the monkey does the sex thing right here."
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"That's funny. That's funny."
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"Do you want the link? 'Cause then you could forward it around."
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"Well, we'll see."
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"Better get the bleep button ready for him. Bleep-bleep."
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"What's up, Halpert? Still queer?"
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"Todd Packer and I are total BFF."
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"And so, you know, one thing led to another,"
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"and we brought them back to the motel,"
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"Grade-A gossip for you. Right now. Randall, CFO, resigned."
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"Nobody knows why."
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"Are you kidding? Everyone knows why."
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"You don't know? Okay, check this out, all right."
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"What? So, here's the story."
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"I didn't say it, I didn't say it!"
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"Hey, what has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer?"
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"I'm excited to show her around."
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"She really wants to meet everybody."
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"Oh, yeah? Good. 'Cause I have a lot of questions."
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"As a child, did Pam show any traits"
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"that would hint towards her future career as a receptionist?"
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"Hey, send me that link to the monkey sex video."
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"Yes!"
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"Old school."
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"I need to talk to you in your office, it'll just take two seconds."
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"Literally two seconds?"
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"So corporate asked me to do a five-minute review"
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"That's why it's a joke."
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"But Toby has an announcement that he insists on making right now"
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"in the middle of the day. So take it away."
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"and he gets crabs."
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"Time to bring out the big guns."
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"And remind them what is great about this place."
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"I am looking for a new joke to tell."
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"The type of stuff you guys tell all day. You know?"
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"Where'd you get them, like, Queers R Us?"
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"coming around the corner, okay?"
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"Good thing you don't have a lot of business to start with."
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"But that was still about me, so..."
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"No, I don't. Well, you look like you feel bad..."
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"Pam?"
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"All right, that's it."
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"It is not over. It is not over till it's over."
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"Can we afford to lose e-mail forwards? Do we want that?"
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"Forward them to 10 people or you'll have bad luck."
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"And I will admit, best part of my morning is staring at it."
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"Office relationships are never a good idea."
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"I have never slept with an employee, and believe me, I could have."
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"No, no, Catherine! Remember her? Remember how hot she was?"
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"I'm in an office relationship. It's special."
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"What if she brought her partner in to work?"
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"Would that be crossing the line? No."
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"What if they made out in front of everybody?"
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"And I told everybody everything about it?"
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"Pam."
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"and I was wondering if anybody would like to join in?"
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"Jim? No thanks, I'm good."
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"My mother's coming. That's what she said."
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"Hey, Toby. Hey, Dwight."
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"I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly."
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"In today's fast-paced business climate,"
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"it can sometimes be hard to know when a comment or an action crosses the line."
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"Are you a natural redhead?"
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"That's that girl from that thing."
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"Yes! You banged her?"
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"Yes, right here. You are a naughty girl! Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"Okay, well, we can talk about that later, then."
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"Okay, you are never gonna believe this."
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"And he's about 90% sure."
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"Don't ever let this little bitch"
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"you gotta understand, that I don't come up with this stuff."
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"The problem is that I am the boss,"
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"and apparently I can't say anything."
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"work-associated things."
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"And you can consider this my retirement from comedy."
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"Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so..."
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"Come on! Michael, please."
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"It's not my sense of humor. Okay."
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"I believe you may recognize his face from the billboards."
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"This guy does it all."
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"What? Mr. O'Malley is our corporate lawyer."
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"So I'm not in trouble?"
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"I'm so used to being the bad boy."
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"Okay, well, let's get you out of here, James."
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"I think we're under an hour still, so."
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"Oh, my God. I finally made it."
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"I love my mom."
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"Okay. This is all yours?"
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"He goes, I don't know where you're going. Just be out of here by 5:00."
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"But, it's okay, because I am very used to killing time."
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"All right, I'll see you."
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"I just wanted to know. No, it's..."
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"I'll make myself busy."
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"Ex-squeeze me?"
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"Well, I have a late birthday, and usually September is the cut-off point."
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"So go to your corner. You mean, where my desk is?"
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"Michael, come on, you don't have to worry. I'm not"
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"Times have changed a little."
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"And even though we're still a family here at Dunder Mifflin, families grow."
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"And at some point, the daddy can't take a bath with the kids anymore."
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"Hey, what's up? Hey."
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"I don't think so. No?"
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"There it is."
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"Well done."
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"I am King of Forwards."
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"And Dwight is Kramer."
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"Not offensive, because it's nature, educational."
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"Consider it?"
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"Maybe, maybe."
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"Because I don't know if..."
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"Come on."
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"What has two thumbs and likes to bone your mom?"
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"Oh, you are so bad."
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"This guy is out of control. He is a madman."
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"One time, we were out,"
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"and we met this set of twins,"
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