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Clips from Community (2009) - Cooperative Escapism In Familial Relations (S04E04)

"where we remember all we have to be thankful for."
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"I thought I told you to stop reading my e-mail."
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"I'm having Thanksgiving with my estranged father. Move on."
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"Fine, regular pumpkin pie."
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"You're gonna need me when things get messy and emotional."
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"Chairs might be thrown, weaves might be pulled."
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"Or I could just go in there, show him how awesome I am,"
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"no thanks to him, meet my half-brother"
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"and then, boom, closure."
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"Somebody said It can be here"
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"Let's carve that jive turkey."
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"I'm happy to welcome you to my home."
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"Oh, Abed, why is this seven-layer dip so puffy?"
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"Yeah, thanks, Sharon. I never thought about it that way."
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"Why is Thanksgiving so terrible? ANNIE: I know."
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"and suddenly, you're the bad guy. It's a reference. That's my humor."
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"Yay. Uh-huh."
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"and that meant only one thing made sense conceptually."
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"And someone with the gravitas of Morgan Freeman had to narrate it."
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"Oh, really? What about car accidents? Tara Reid, or the Hindenburg?"
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"Here goes nothing."
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"No apologies. Wouldn't accept one."
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"I just want to acknowledge there are a lot of emotions flowing right now."
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"to sleep with each other,"
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"So how about that? No muss, no fuss."
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"Jeff, I urge you not to run from the muss and fuss."
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"Hi. You must be my half-brother."
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"Look, I'm sure we'll figure out a way out of here."
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"Do you wanna lie down in Elijah's room?"
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"You've got some diabetes"
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"At your age, in the bedroom..."
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"Yeah. Real good."
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"Look at them."
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"So, what do you do? I'm a lawyer"
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"for seven years before I got caught. Ha, ha."
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"I don't know personal details about you."
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"Oh, man, I couldn't wait to get out."
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"listening to a nephew do Borat for a full hour."
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"Piece of gum,"
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"Playing cards,"
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"Mostly, we just waited for our time to be served,"
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"Enough. Amateur hour is over."
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"This is my Showtime at the Apollo."
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"You seem like a self-made man."
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"Look, if it's okay with you, I'd like to break a rule."
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"Makes you think, huh?"
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"I mean, I haven't done that kid any favors."
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"Well, let me say that different."
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"No, I just mean that we are defined by what happens to us,"
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"go to hell."
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"Why did I have to go third?"
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"With Andre's family, I'm the butt of the joke."
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"by having a few friends around."
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"turns out to be a prisoner,"
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"which doesn't line up with the Shawshank thing."
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"Dad hates me."
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"Oh. I thought you guys left."
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"just so you're crystal clear on your impact."
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"More often than not, I am barely keeping it together."
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"when I was in seventh grade, I told everybody at school"
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"This is me."
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"You were right."
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"He told me about seeing his father, about how leaving there"
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"I hope we do Die Hard. I hope it's in a restaurant."
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"I hope it lays out as cleanly as it does in my dreams."
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"I hope it's cool."
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"Cheers. JEFF: Cheers."
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"Oh I my'"
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"Well, see you after the break. What you doing for Thanksgiving?"
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"I'm having Andre's family over."
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"Though he'll be stuck working for Black Friday."
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"Ugh. I'll be with my family, fielding the same old questions."
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""How's community college?" "What's your major?""
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""Are those real?" My aunt's boyfriend."
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""Aw. My family's a normal religion. I have to talk to them for five minutes"
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"before I get a casserole that's all marshmallow.""
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"That's you. SHIRLEY: Brainstorm."
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"Why don't you all come to my house?"
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"I'll have plenty of food. Marshmallows!"
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"Sounds good. Was gonna microwave noodles."
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"This sounds promising. I'm in."
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"Goody. You're all welcome, of course. I'm in."
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"Or, you know, Jeff or whoever. Can't. Plans."
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"How-dean, pilgrims?"
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"Is that--? John Wayne. Yes."
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"Oh, good, you got it."
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"Anyhoo, I just thought I'd mosey on over here,"
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"invite you all to Greendale's annual thanks-living potluck dinner,"
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"There may be a link to enrollment at Greendale"
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"and holiday suicide. Oh."
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"Just a shoelace and belt-free night full of fun."
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"You should all drop by."
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"Or Jeff, or whoever. He can't. He has plans."
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"Right, you are spending Thanksgiving with your father."
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"How am to keep track of what you tell me in confidence"
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"and what I hear through your walls with a glass to my ear?"
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"Makes sense. Jeff's at a point in his life"
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"Huger news. Was this decision made after our Halloween conversation?"
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"Yes, after, not because of."
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"BRITTA: I'll take it."
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"You had that teed up?"
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"TROY & ABED: Pist BRITTA: Thera--"
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"Aw. Thanks for the support."
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"Oh, the support has just begun."
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"What do you want me to bring to Papa Winger's house? Vegan pumpkin pie?"
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"Britta, you're not coming."
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"The thing that will get emotional is Troy"
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"when he realizes there are yams under those marshmallows."
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"I knew it was too good to be true."
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"Jeff, speaking not just as your friend but as an avid daytime-TV watcher,"
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"these parent-child reunions can get intense."
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"Your dad has another son?"
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"Yeah. So clearly, he's moved on. Why can't I?"
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"But the most helpful thing you can do is stay out of my business."
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"Oh. Can you say that last part again?"
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"These walls are entirely too thick."
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"Give me some rope Tie me to a dream"
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"Oh! Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. ABED: Hey."
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"Got that out of your system? Yeah."
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"©hu iflhmk yam,"
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