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Clips from Childrens Hospital (2008) - Ward 8 (S03E03)

"- Are you sure you're not cops? - Are you loco?"
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"♪ Ask myself why. ♪"
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"Knock, knock. Who's there?"
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"Not Billy Johnson, because I killed him."
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"I need a doctor I can trust."
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"I said I'll think about it!"
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"Excuse me."
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"Well, well, well."
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"but other than that, I'm out of options."
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"What happened to the clown who said we couldn't be together"
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"- You mean with laughter, right? - I'm gonna punch you."
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"I need info for a case, and the only person who's got it is in Ward 8."
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"Adults never go into Ward 8 because they don't come out."
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"That's why I'm going in undercover."
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"Hey, kid! Scram!"
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"Okay, listen to me."
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"Criminally insane children only allowed beyond this point."
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"- Lockdown commencing, five... - Hey! Good luck."
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"I'm Chance Briggs."
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"Owen!"
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"You'll find that there are great freedoms to being handy-competent."
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"Hey!"
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"What happened?"
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"I'm Cody, but everyone here calls me Mike."
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"I abducted and murdered twelve men named Mike."
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"B.P. is dropping."
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"You might as well have just tickled him."
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"The bonus Jonas."
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"- What does it say? - "Just breathe.""
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"- It's over, Glenn. - What?"
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"No more making love in cars parked as close as possible to stores?"
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"You are now gross to me."
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"Quick! Use my vagina as a splint!"
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"No, Briggs!"
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"No, Briggs!"
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"- They'll kill you! - I'll be fine! Just go!"
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"- I thought you were kidding. - No, no. I'm not kidding."
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"I mean the literal staff, like the kind Moses carried."
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"Previously on "Childrens Hospital"..."
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"Detective Chance Briggs, you dirty S.O.B.!"
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"What's my old partner doing here?"
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"We're Puerto Rican gang members."
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"Hey, amigo, you want to go to Chipotle after this?"
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"How's my son?"
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"You know the old joke where the patient says,"
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""Will I ever be able to play the violin again?" and the doctor says,"
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""Yes," and then the patient says, "Great, because I've never played before"?"
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"Well, your son's heart is failing."
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"♪ Why can't I find what I'm looking for? ♪"
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"Let's blast the crap out of this day, Dr. Richie."
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"No."
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"Come on! Laugh!"
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"Damn it! Laugh!"
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"Stop it, Blake! It's over!"
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"Your life is going to be very different now, Glenn."
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"You are officially handicapped."
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"You're a broken American."
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"I don't think so."
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"I just got a couple of broken fingies."
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"I'm gonna be totally fine."
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"What happened today wasn't your fault."
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"Sometimes I wonder why the American Medical Association"
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"even recognizes the healing power of laughter."
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"They don't."
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"Well, it sometimes feels that way."
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"Chief, I'm officially resigning as a member of this hospital..."
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"Effective immediately."
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"I keep that lubed."
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"Blake?"
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"Britches?"
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"- So, I guess this is it. - Why, Blake?"
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"Britches, we've been over this a million times."
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"I got to travel the earth and bring the healing power of laughter to children."
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"Plus, I really want to bang an Asian chick."
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"- What are you doing here? - It's my son. He's sick."
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"They say he's gonna die."
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"Well, that's rough timing, Britches, because I just quit..."
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"Rather dramatically, too."
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"I slammed a paper down, that whole deal."
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"Blake... I need you... Please."
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"I'll think about it."
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"I have an order of sweet and sour cop with extra mustache."
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"Detective Chance Briggs, you big woman's blouse."
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"- They told me you were in Iraq. - Not anymore."
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"Freakin' Obama."
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"- I need a favor. - Anything."
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"I need you to get me into Ward 8."
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"Shh, shh, shhh! Shhh!"
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"Wait... What?"
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"I'm gonna start him on broad-spectrum A.B.s,"
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"Out of options?"
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"because you had to make dying people laugh and... And bang an Asian chick?"
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"Which I did, by the way, and it's an urban myth that"
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"they have sideways baginas."
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"Did you say "baginas"?"
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"No."
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"You did."
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"I have a clown son that needs a clown doctor."
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"Cure him the old-fashioned way."
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"Do you even know what Ward 8 is?"
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"I do, but explain it as if I'm hearing it for the"
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"first time and was being shown images that illustrated what you were saying."
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"Ward 8 is a secret wing at Childrens."
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"It houses one of the world's largest populations of criminally insane children."
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"- Owen... It's me. - Whoa."
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"You just might pull this off."
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"These doors open twice a day, so once you're in there,"
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"there's no coming out for twelve hours."
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"And my Motorola clamshell."
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"- And Arlou. - No problem."
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"I don't need luck."
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"That kid just stabbed me!"
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"What?"
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"Damn!"
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"Clamp."
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"Aah!"
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"Damn!"
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"Damn!"
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"What the hell are you doing in the men's bathroom?"
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"I am not handy-competent!"
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