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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Living While Eddie (S03E03)

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"Some of those infomercials are so cool."
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"Where is my papaya?"
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"the thing that gets me ready for the day,"
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"and someone ate my papaya."
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"Turn the other cheek."
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"Can't a brother get a red shell?"
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"and I saw something."
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"Super Rinse, Heavy Duty."
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"It was there when we moved in. We'll never use it."
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"That's why they're called "China.""
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"Ooh! It has a setting for crystal."
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"Okay, settle down."
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""Proprietor.""
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""Keep it squiggy. Tony.""
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"Yeah! I like it."
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"♪ Mechanical mix flows ♪"
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"♪ In my dojo ♪"
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"♪ In my dojo ♪"
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"I'm not paying you to do chores that a machine is doing for you."
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"only makes me know I'm doing the right thing."
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"You're stressing me out. I need to eat."
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""Onions, shallots, scallions... It does it all!""
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"And then you eat some salad."
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"every one of them dissecting your performance,"
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"And how does it work on that salad?"
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"Onions, garlic, galleons... It does them all!"
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"Oh! I'm supposed to eat after the line. Sorry."
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"Cut."
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"I'm saving my voice for the infomercial tomorrow."
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"You're not done yet? You were there till midnight."
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"But they said it was no big deal."
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"Today I told him not to use the dishwasher,"
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"You're probably right."
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"I'd do it, but... my instrument."
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"should never have been connected in the first place."
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"There. You now have a nonfunctioning dishwasher."
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"My son! You called and said you caught him shoplifting."
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"We have another location in the mall."
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"You even ate the bananas? Yeah, right."
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"Maybe there's a bee on his face."
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"Emery, I've been practicing all morning"
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"Yeah, about that. I've got bad news."
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"That doesn't even make sense. Kids hate salad."
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"My character."
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"He loves salad because he was raised on a lettuce farm."
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"I don't feel bad."
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"Sorry how this all went down."
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"Please accept this consolation bobblehead."
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""Makaveli" just came out."
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"- I told you, I'm not a thief. - That's what you say."
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"All right. I admit it. I used the dishwasher."
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"Aha!"
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"Eddie, tell me!"
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"You mean you sat and watched me eat your Irish elf cereal"
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"You lied about us having a dishwasher."
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"The Un-Gun is so easy to use,"
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"Do you think the camera's picking it up?"
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"I guess I'm more nervous than I thought I'd be."
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"What was the first?"
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"Thanks, Dad."
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"You're trying to throw me off my game,"
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"Well, that Spice Girls line was a total nightmare."
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"That's the exact moment it skips on track 8."
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"I know that because it's my CD."
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"♪ In my dojo ♪"
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"♪ In my dojo ♪"
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"But it's a "Street Fighter" soundtrack from two years ago,"
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"They said the infomercial will air"
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"sometime between 3:00 and 6:00 a.m."
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"I said I was sorry. Can't a boy have a hankering?"
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"They stole my name!"
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"Hey, gang. Great news."
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"Popcorn Chicken is back?!"
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"No, Popcorn Chicken is not back."
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"A TV crew is going to shoot an infomercial"
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"at Cattleman's Ranch!"
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"Whoa, cool!"
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"An infomercial? What's that?"
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"I watch them when I can't sleep"
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"because of Grandma's snoring through the wall."
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"How are you gonna serve food"
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"if there's a bunch of TV people running around the restaurant?"
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"We're closing the restaurant for the day."
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"They're paying us a generous location fee."
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"They're paying you to not serve food?"
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"I love it. Great scam."
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"Dad, would it be okay if I went down to the restaurant to watch?"
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"Hmm. Can I get my son into my own restaurant?"
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"I'll see if I can pull some strings."
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"Oh, um, I'm actually busy."
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"That's okay. You don't have to come."
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"Oh, okay. I see how it is."
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"This will only make me stronger!"
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"Excuse me?"
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"My papaya. I was saving it."
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"I knew it! Evan, what's that thing you learned in church?"
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"No, the other thing about Bible justice?"
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"- An eye for an eye? - That's the one."
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"Hey, that's the last of the Lucky Charms!"
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"You eat my papaya, I eat your cereal."
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"Purple horseshoe?"
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"Is this some kind of a political thing? What is this?"
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"S03E15 Living While Eddie"
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"Bananas. That's all I get."
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"Eddie, you're not gonna believe it."
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"Don't distract me. I'm on Rainbow Road."
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"There's no guardrails."
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"Eddie, put the joystick down."
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"I just had lunch at my white friend Zack's house,"
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"Delicious lunch, Mr. and Mrs. Z."
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"Why would she put dirty plates in the drying rack?"
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"That's just it, Eddie. It's not a drying rack."
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"It's a dishwasher."
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"You mean the thing we put our dishes in"
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"after we wash them in the sink?"
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"The drying rack."
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"Darn it, Edwyn! That's what I'm telling you!"
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