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Clips from American Dad! - Francine's Flashback (S01E01)

"After all, our anniversary isn't over till midnight."
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"This midnight fishing is great."
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"Sounds to me like someone doesn't want to go home."
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"Yeah, I'm, uh, laying low."
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"Today is the anniversary of a huge fight..."
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"- Yeah? What about? - Oh, I forgot our anniversary."
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"I'm never gonna do that again."
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"l- Uh-"
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"Ahh!"
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"Oh, good. You're up."
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"I, uh, have a special anniversary surprise for you."
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"Remember the deal, Whitney. First you sing, then you get your precious cocaine."
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"How dare you! Do you think I would-"
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"Happy anniversary, sweetheart."
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"Come on, Whitney. Go get it."
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"What a performer. Well, let's turn in."
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"You know what? If you don't get why this day..."
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"is so important to me, I guess you never will."
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"Can't you take a page from that bitch Hillary Clinton and just let it go?"
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"I am never going to forget this."
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"Open it. I promise it'll make everything better."
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"There's nothing that could- Oh."
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"Thank God for top-secret C.I.A. Technology."
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"Just lose the last 20 hours of her memory."
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"- That ought to get me out of the doghouse. - Francine?"
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"- Francine, can you hear me? - Don't kick me out."
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"The bouncer said I could, like, totally meet Def Leppard."
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"- Def Leppard? - Francine, what year is it?"
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"Duh. 1985. Hey, anybody got some gum?"
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"I wanna get the taste of roadie out of my mouth."
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"I must have erased the last 20 years."
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"Oh, I guess this is the dial for hours..."
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"The last 20 years of your wife's memory have been erased."
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"Well, go ahead and undo it."
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"Kind of like the female orgasm."
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"Oh, that's great. You gotta do stand-up. You gotta. You're great."
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"You know, you're not the first person who's told me that."
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"Anyway, Stan, the procedure is irreversible."
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"But if you do figure something out, let us know..."
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"like they did forJohnny Flyswatter or Doug Reach-Around."
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"but there's no way she could ever forget me."
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"I mean, who could forget this? Or this?"
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"One look at me and her memories of our love will come flooding back."
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"Narc! Narc!"
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"What? What? Oh, God, is there a bee on me?"
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"Oh! Does it look Africanized?"
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"Hey, baby."
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"Mom."
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"I thought it was like the hiccups."
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"Okay, this is gonna be harder than I thought."
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"Has your loved one's memory been irretrievably lost?"
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"Hi. I'm forgettable actor Bill Pullman."
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"You might not remember me from such movies..."
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"as While You Were Sleeping and Twister."
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"See? Memory can be pretty tricky..."
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"so that's why if you tell your loved one what's happened to them..."
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"their brain will implode."
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"Jeff Daniels is right."
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"We have to maintain the illusion that your mother is still 18..."
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"or it's going to get very messy in there."
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"- So what do we do? - Well, when she was 18, she lived in West Langley..."
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"so we need to get her back into her old apartment."
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"Hayley, you can keep an eye on her by being her roommate."
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"What? I don't want to live with Mom. Besides, I'm sure someone lives there."
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"Good day, ma'am. I'm a friend of your child."
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"Please, Pete? Lindsay won't go out with me..."
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"unless I find a date for her friend."
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"She's not that bad-looking- and besides, you're blind."
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"Come on. You went to the Winter Ball with that guy."
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"Hello."
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"Who are you?"
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"Uh, Hayley, your new roommate."
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"- Oh, right. I must have blacked out. - Wait a second. You party?"
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"- Great Grizzly Adams. Who fired the gardener?"
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"Unbelievable. How did she ever hook up with a stiff like Dad?"
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"It was 20 years ago."
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"Her T-shirt said "Bad Girl"..."
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"and her eyes said, "Read the T-shirt.""
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"My God, she was beautiful. She was cold to me, but I was hot for her-"
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"which explained the moderate temperature in the car."
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"And then, fate scampered across the road."
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"and I got to kill something."
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"It was a magical moment."
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"Well, there you go. If you want Francine back, just recreate that moment."
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"Roger, you're a genius! That's how I'll bring back her memory."
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"You just gave me my reach-around."
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"Hey, old lady, party!"
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"Wow."
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"This is Upstanding Conservative to Dirty Liberal."
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"Drop point ahead."
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"What the hell? You crazy bitch!"
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"I love you! You got me."
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"- Need a ride? - Thanks, pops."
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"Hey, are you, like, a narc? I feel like I've seen you somewhere before."
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"- Nothing. Stick of your favorite gum? - What?"
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"Nothing."
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"Actually, I don't think you hit it."
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"- Truck!"
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"Stop the car, you psychopath!"
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"Raccoon!"
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"No, I'm never coming home."
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"Because you're smothering me, Linda."
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"I was wrong. I'll be home by 9:00."
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"Because I promised Derek I'd meet him for a drink. That's why 9:00!"
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"Stay away from me!"
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"This is great."
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"Hey, Steve, is this your friend?"
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"Yeah. Lindsay, this is Roger."
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"- Nice to meet you. - Charmed."
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"- And this is Jewel. - Your date."
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"Hey, we had a deal."
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"Steve, she's so ugly."
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"So ugly."
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"Too bad. I snuck you out so you could be my wingman."
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"Now you can make nice with Jewel..."
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"- or you can go home and rot in the attic. - Uh, Steve..."
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""Jamaican" me crazy."
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"Sorry. I've had that one loaded up all night."
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"Ahh. This picture was taken on our honeymoon."
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"It's the only photo of Francine where you can't see Vaj."
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