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Clips from American Dad! - Francine's Flashback (S01E01)

"The sun in the sky has a smile on his face"
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"Good morning, U.S.A."
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"- Shoot him! Shoot him!"
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"Good morning."
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"See you, Mom. I'm going to the mall to try and figure out..."
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"October 25, the day you forgot to put on underpants."
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"Get it? I was making a Dr. "T" reference."
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"- What are we, 12? - Wait. Before you decide-"
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"This is a microcosm of the power that is Burning Man."
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"Ah, nothing like the great outdoors."
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"Oh, my God. Lindsay Coolidge."
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"I'm Steve Smith. Would you like to go out with me?"
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"- I'd love to. - Really?"
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"me and Francine got into last year."
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"There it is."
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"Your favorite song..."
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"No! This is the most inconsiderate thing you've ever done."
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"which is why I got you this card."
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"- Why the hell does my wife think it's 1985? - Huh."
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"Instead of erasing the last 20 hours..."
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"and this is the dial for years. Yeah. Yeah."
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"I bet I'm not. I bet I'm not."
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"- You're kidding. - Fraid not."
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"- It's not weird. I'm your dad. - She's coming to."
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"You idiot. Why would you do that?"
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"Maybe we should watch the video."
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"Wait. Was I in Twister? No. No, that was Bill Paxton."
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"Good luck. I'm Bill Pullman."
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"Oh, oh! I was also in Independence D-"
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"- Right in here, ma'am. - Oh, you're such a nice young-"
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"Hello? Am I supposed to vote now?"
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"Yes, it was a guy."
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"It's like there's not a human being alive that would go out with that girl."
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"I'll tell you how she hooked up with a stiff like me."
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"I didn't normally pick up transients, but for her I made an exception."
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"so I asked the conductor ifhe could skip the next few stops to make up-"
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"She said it was the most compassionate act she'd ever witnessed-"
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"Can you check the back tire? The car is riding kind of low."
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"Look out!"
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"let me put you out of your misery."
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"No, he's suffering- pure agony."
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"Oh, my God! Stop!"
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"Crazy with compassion. Come on. Watch me blow its head off."
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"Die! Die! So that you may know peace."
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"Oh, God!"
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"And let the love come flowing back."
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"By the way, great call on this Rasta disguise, Steve."
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"Oh, God. Oh, God. I'm out. I'm out. Ew! Ew!"
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"I see from her wristband that you were at a Sandals all-inclusive resort."
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"Hmm! Fancy."
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"I know just the thing to trigger her memory."
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"Wow! You had a boyfriend?"
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"Oh, Roger, stop it."
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"Or we could just go back to your place and make out."
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"Well, I had a fun time anyway. See you at school."
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"Huh?"
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"Okay!"
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"Rock on, Francine.""
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"Your boyfriend stole my wife!"
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"Let's get back at them by dating each other."
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"Stan, by the way, I could not hold mein pee-pee."
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"I think you'll find I'm a lot less of everything."
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"Francine? Francine?"
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"I really feel like a fish out of water here."
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"It symbolized her sunshine brightening my otherwise cloudy world."
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"Did you see where they went?"
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"Francine!"
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"A suit like me? Well then, I'll get rid of the suit."
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"I'm just happy that-"
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"- I love you. - I love you too, Stan."
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"- Oh, thank God. - You are not off the hook, mister."
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"I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day"
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"And he's shining a salute to the American race"
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"Good morning, U.S.A."
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"Don't trust him! He just pretends to eat cookies, but he never swallows anything."
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"Francine, your negligee is see-through. Unfortunately, you are not."
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"Oh, Stan, doesn't today have some special significance for you?"
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"- Is today the 14th? - Yes. Yes, it is."
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"Good God! How could I forget a date so dear to my heart?"
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"It's the big C.I.A. Fishing trip."
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"You're gonna do the laundry anyway, right?"
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"Hmm! No time to poop. I'll just do it on the way down the stairs."
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"You're gonna vacuum anyway, right?"
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"how the piano store stays in business."
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"Whoa, Roger. You know you can't leave the house."
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"- Everyone else gets to. - Well, everyone else isn't an alien, now are they?"
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"Whoa! Somebody had a big piece of grouchy pie this morning."
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"I just can't believe Stan forgot our anniversary."
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"- I would never forget our anniversary. - We have an anniversary?"
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"Let's celebrate early. Quick! Straddle mein bowl."
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"Hayley, do Mommy a favor and put on something less revealing."
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"There is nothing inappropriate about this outfit."
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"Not if you're gonna spend the weekend tinkling on Bob Guccione."
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"Oh, God, Mom. Were you ever cool?"
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"Oh, yeah, Hayley? Well, I pity the fool who thinks I'm uncool."
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"Burning man"
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"It's this awesome celebration..."
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"It's all about life, love and the power of community."
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"drinking and doing lots of drugs."
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"Who's ready to do some fishing?"
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"Yeah, yeah! Let's go fish! Yeah."
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"This is Cast Master One. Bring in air support."
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"Look, it's Ariel."
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"Could she be any sexier?"
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"Gross! She'd never do that, Toshi."
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"Besides, where are we gonna get a dozen Ping-Pong balls?"
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"Hey, Steve, she's coming this way."
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"Ask her out- unless you're afraid."
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"You forget yourself, Snot. Steve Smith is never afraid."
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"On one condition. You gotta find a date for my friend Jewel."
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"- No problem. - Here she comes now."
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"Hey, Jewel, Steve here is gonna set you up on a date."
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"And after what happened last year-"
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"Oh, that was classic."
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"That jerk forgot our anniversary!"
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"- Keep her away from me! - Aah!"
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"Ach, ja! This is my favorite part."
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"Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes!"
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"He could never forget a beating like that."
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"I'm sure he's just waiting for the perfect time to surprise me."
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