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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"Maybe they did and just didn't call. No, I gave them explicit orders to..."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, this thing called "my boss made me sleep at my desk," so pajamas."
Archer (2009)
"Men's pajamas? For God's sake, woman, where is your pride?"
Archer (2009)
"In my work?"
Archer (2009)
"Wait a minute, that can't be right."
Archer (2009)
"Heh. I don't even remember who peed on your sofa."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. So guess what I'm in? Um..."
Archer (2009)
"Whatever. If you're doing it just to get on my nerves, okay, I get it."
Archer (2009)
"Which this idiot shot to pieces..."
Archer (2009)
"...of the gay man as a collegiate cheerleader."
Archer (2009)
"Hello? Hi, it's lacrosse, you lose."
Archer (2009)
"- Pirates, line two. - Wha...? Well, put them through."
Archer (2009)
"Why not? She's been coming to your rescue since you were in short pants."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God. Okay, first of all..."
Archer (2009)
"First of all... Riley, no. Don't say it."
Archer (2009)
"Hmm. What? Don't listen to him."
Archer (2009)
"I bet that brain aneurysm scrambled his Broca's area."
Archer (2009)
"Noah."
Archer (2009)
"You lying, pathetic, little piece of... Ooh."
Archer (2009)
"I figured that we'd kind of work backwards from the, uh, stealing of the helicopter."
Archer (2009)
"All five minutes of it. At which point, Ms. Archer will probably dissolve me in a drum of acid..."
Archer (2009)
"Pam."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for... And just how the hell are we supposed to lure him down here?"
Archer (2009)
"What? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my plan working."
Archer (2009)
"No, not yet, but this is damn good. I..."
Archer (2009)
"No, Mother, I'm a captive of pirates. Unh!"
Archer (2009)
"Ray! Now I kill you."
Archer (2009)
"Shit. Lana!"
Archer (2009)
"Spoon him! What do you mean, spoon him?"
Archer (2009)
"- Today, please! - Unh!"
Archer (2009)
"I am incredibly sorry."
Archer (2009)
"Rip? Rip, I take it all back. You're as strong and sexy as the night we..."
Archer (2009)
"How dare you? You can just forget about that ransom."
Archer (2009)
"Tend to the wounded!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, right, right. Right, of course, of course. Not him. Start with Lana."
Archer (2009)
"...and in all the excitement, I lose track myself. Ah."
Archer (2009)
"Four, idiot. So get your things, we're leaving."
Archer (2009)
"What I don't have, is all day."
Archer (2009)
"And again, I'm just incredibly sorry."
Archer (2009)
"Your exact words, Pam."
Archer (2009)
"Aah! Five-0. Five-0."
Archer (2009)
"What money? Oh, really? You sure? Because all I need to do is just..."
Archer (2009)
"But remember earlier, when you said you and I were friends?"
Archer (2009)
"Right? Yes, Archer, because if you do this..."
Archer (2009)
"Whoo-hoo-hoo!"
Archer (2009)
"Get some! Get some, you sons of bitches!"
Archer (2009)
"Hang on."
Archer (2009)
"What the hell is your problem?"
Archer (2009)
"...can forget about the South Pacific lacrosse championships!"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, here's a thing. Your mother doesn't know you ran away to be a pirate, so..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, figurative... Yeah, literally."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God."
Archer (2009)
"Sterling, I don't know how you did it, but..."
Archer (2009)
"But why dwell on that? We're home."
Archer (2009)
"Fairy tale? Uh, phrasing?"
Archer (2009)
"What do you mean, Lana hasn't called?"
Archer (2009)
"I've been sitting here for, like, 5 million years and the phone hasn't rung once."
Archer (2009)
"They should've rescued Sterling and Rip from the pirates hours ago."
Archer (2009)
"What the hell are you wearing?"
Archer (2009)
"That may be the funniest thing you've ever said."
Archer (2009)
"- Thank you. - Oh, shut up."
Archer (2009)
"And then try Lana's sat phone."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, what if Lana's been captured too?"
Archer (2009)
"Then I'll have to ransom her and Sterling and Rip and..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, no, Miss Gillette's on her own. Still..."
Archer (2009)
"Get Cyril in here! I need him to find a way to pay for all this!"
Archer (2009)
"I remember being really mad and really drunk and deciding to do some online banking."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, I must have embezz... - arrassed myself last night, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"Don't talk like black people. And how should I know? I'm still ripped."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. So you don't, um, happen to remember me saying anything about passwords..."
Archer (2009)
"...to say, Swiss bank accounts?"
Archer (2009)
"Although, if I was a gambling man..."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril! Wha...?"
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. Smells like a kennel in here."
Archer (2009)
"Cash reserves, how much do we have?"
Archer (2009)
"I'll, uh, need to run those numbers. Heh."
Archer (2009)
"Hurry up, we don't have a minute to lose."
Archer (2009)
"God only knows what kind of torture Sterling's going through."
Archer (2009)
"Get off..."
Archer (2009)
"...the bucket."
Archer (2009)
"I'm not done. Yes, you are."
Archer (2009)
"But I didn't... You know."
Archer (2009)
"I can't with all the... Everybody looking at me, and then the judgments..."
Archer (2009)
"Noah? Yes."
Archer (2009)
"I just traveled 8000 miles and got ambushed by Malaysian pirates..."
Archer (2009)
"...trying to rescue a person who is now responsible for my getting crabs twice."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, come on. These crabs, this time, were not my fault."
Archer (2009)
"This whole dungeon is, um..."
Archer (2009)
"Were you gonna say "lousy with them"? I was, but then I realized that's, uh..."
Archer (2009)
"Where that phrase comes from? Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"No mood?"
Archer (2009)
"Winner, winner, chicken dinner."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, shouldn't it be some kind of crab dish, because of the crabs? Like, uh, crab cakes?"
Archer (2009)
"Ooh. Or Lana. Lana."
Archer (2009)
"Lana."
Archer (2009)
"Lana! What?"
Archer (2009)
"Dungeon. Us. Crab. Huh?"
Archer (2009)
"Because we're in a dungeon."
Archer (2009)
"I'm kidding. Crab rangoon."
Archer (2009)
"Noah, seriously, I swear to God, stop."
Archer (2009)
"Rock beats spoon. You should know that, you're an archeologist."
Archer (2009)
"Anthropologist."
Archer (2009)
"But if you're trying to actually escape..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, at least he's trying something."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, as opposed to the Doublemint Twins."
Archer (2009)
"Heh-heh-heh. And one, two, three, go, herd. - Whoa! Unh!"
Archer (2009)
"Missed it by that much. Shut up."
Archer (2009)
"It's no use. The trapdoor goes up a vertical shaft to the radio room."
Archer (2009)
"Exactly, and if we get to the radio..."
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit. Wha...? What the hell happened to him?"
Archer (2009)
"He... Who knows? Maybe he had a brain aneurysm."
Archer (2009)
"No, he... It's the silent killer, Noah."
Archer (2009)
"Not unlike a metal spoon sharpened to a razor's edge..."
Archer (2009)
"...and used to slit an anthropologist's bird-like throat."
Archer (2009)
"He just kind of keeled over."
Archer (2009)
"Probably thanks to your bucket-stanch."
Archer (2009)
"Wha...? Excuse me, I didn't even go."
Archer (2009)
"- We're going. One, two, three, down, herd. - Oof."
Archer (2009)
"Jeez, how about a little warning? I said, down, herd."
Archer (2009)
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