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Clips from Shameless - The Sins of My Caretaker (S03E03)

"Thanks, tim."
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"And get you these special cancer pills."
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"- Jody only wants to cuddle and do it like missionaries."
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"- Gotta save your sperm for baby-making."
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"- Who the fuck's molly?"
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"- You don't need to be playing house"
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"To a girl like mandy."
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"- [grunts] - who the fuck are you?"
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"- Were you trying to screw lip?"
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"They're all criminals."
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"♪"
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"- ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪"
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"♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪"
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"♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪"
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"- [chuckles]"
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"Dude, little man in the canoe."
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"- How does a tongue forget how to lick?"
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"my dad is gay for your brother thing."
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"- Uh-huh. - Do not leave."
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"Sheets are sticking to my back."
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"Be happy you have a real dad,"
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"Doin' some work on the sewer main in a couple days,"
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"- Warn us what?"
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"[chains rattling]"
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"- Honey? What is that for?"
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"And just-- it's totally fine."
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"I'm just not used to being, um, submissive."
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"- You can be the dom tomorrow."
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"- Hey!"
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"- [urinating]"
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"- Are you looking? - Yeah."
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"- Quick, before carl gets back."
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"- Uh, no, we won't all fit on the way back."
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"Like, half the truck, so--"
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"- Jesus."
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"Before the roman candles sell out."
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"Hey, did you find any, uh, molly relatives?"
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"- Did you post on his wall?"
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"- Status says he's on sea duty."
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"- Didn't say."
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"Day care parents don't appreciate morning muff."
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"And practice holding my breath all at the same time."
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"It's opening day. - I'm feeding liam."
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"- It hides my girl penis."
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"Okay, listen up, gallaghers and milkoviches."
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"- What about toilets?"
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"- I'll be back for dinner. Buck up, kiddo."
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"[brendan benson's the light of day]"
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"♪"
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"♪"
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"In my dad's mouth."
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"- Ian's dick was in your dad's mouth?"
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"- Who says that?"
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"It was euphemistic."
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"- Yes, forever."
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"- Cancer?"
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"- Can we have a party? - You bet."
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"♪ it's so hot now"
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"To love whomever they choose."
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"I did that, showed them the way--"
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"You see, frank gallagher knows people."
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"They're early, frank!"
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"- It's f-father pete."
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"- Here. - Oh, hymie."
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"Hey."
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"- [sighs] I'm sorry about the mess."
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"- Oh, well--"
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"[baby crying]"
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"Can you forgive a man who's falling apart?"
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"A little?"
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"[door opens]"
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"- Can I kiss you? - No."
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"Um, I need somebody to rob my house,"
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"My goddamn house--"
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"Drinking stoli vanilla and watching bowflex ads."
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"Come on, it's all insured."
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"My lucien freud, and my bottle"
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"Of 1990 chateau latour pauillac."
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"- Why would a dude put his penis"
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"Like they prefer male genitalia"
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"To female genitalia."
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"- Wait."
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"So some guys like to lick wieners?"
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"- My baby sister should've got your job."
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"It took me four months to teach her"
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"- I'm sorry about your sister,"
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"- Fiona?"
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"You got coupons for this?"
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"- I've got an 11:00 ovarian cyst, an 11:30 u.T.I.,"
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"And a preteen pregnancy in the lobby,"
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"So can you tell me why you're here"
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"- We've been bangin' like bunnies"
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"Of getting pregnant."
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"- I believe I said you had very little chance."
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"And wildly improbable."
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"- Put is this way, you have a 99.999 chance"
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"Of not getting pregnant, nothing is impossible."
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"Their pee holes open."
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"- Hey. Whoa."
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"- Hey, good for you! - Yeah."
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"- What's that smell?"
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"With some duct tape and a t-shirt."
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"Aah, god. Bleh."
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"♪"
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"- You sure we're digging in the right spot?"
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"- Ew! - [coughs]"
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"♪"
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"- I thought v was gonna rip her throat out."
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"Yo, so what's up with you and mandy?"
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"Huh? [laughs]"
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"Guys would kill for that setup."
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"- I kinda hate it."
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"- What's wrong with you, man?"
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"I think karen messed you up bad."
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"- Ah, good work."
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"I got day-old chuck, two-day-old sirloin,"
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"Couple of partially soft bagels,"
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"Oh, and a sheet cake."
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"- Joanie was late picking up her kid again,"
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"You wear designer jeans"
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