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Clips from The Ranch - Some People Change (S01E01)

"♪ Cruise ♪"
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"♪ Good lord She had them long tanned legs ♪"
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"So all I want to hear from now on is silence."
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"It's actually the absence of all..."
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"Why can't I help up here?"
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"He's rare, but when you catch a glimpse, it's magical."
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"I'm the first one up in the morning, and I'm on the label of hot sauce bottles."
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"We can have Colt ride the fence on the north side,"
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"Yeah, by the way, since when do you allow dogs in the house?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"It's extra water for the cattle and irrigation."
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"how we wish we had a few more projects around here."
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"Dad, I'm just trying to help."
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"Well, I still love you, sweetheart."
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"It was on the ranch."
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"And you just gotta keep proving yourself."
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"Hey."
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"Some things never change."
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"I'm messing with you. It is sex ed."
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"Things have been going good."
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"Dad called and said he needed some help at home,"
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"I can't believe it!"
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"Oh. Yeah. Boyfriend. Nice."
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"That was awesome."
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"but we do get a lot of business with skiers and other winter sport enthusiasts."
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"Being a part of the Marriott family is awesome."
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"That's a great question, Colt. I, um..."
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"booked us a room for our anniversary."
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"Light beer. It's the closest I could get to water."
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"There he is. Kenneth Ballard."
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"Or am I?"
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"We dated all through high school. That was, like, four years."
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"Hey, would you do me a favor?"
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"It's the new Spanish teacher. So hot."
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"She's, like, 50, but looks at least diez años younger."
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"Hey, I know it's late. I was just wondering if we could talk for a second?"
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"Perfect."
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"Let's go over and talk by the truck."
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"We gotta keep it down unless you wanna clean up stalls tonight."
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"Yeah."
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"The guy you called the next Johnny Cash."
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"Hey, uh, why'd you come all the way out here?"
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"I wanted to make sure you were okay."
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"without your boyfriend..."
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"just to see if I was okay."
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"I felt like I wanted to tell you in person that..."
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"Yeah."
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"Good to see you, Colt."
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"Last time I saw that truck..."
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"Based on your tone, something that pisses you off."
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"I know, I'm sorry I'm late."
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"Oh, I did. I came in there and turned it off for you."
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"Look, Dad, I'm really sorry."
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"If you don't want to do the things I ask you to do..."
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"then I don't need you on this ranch."
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"Dad will lose the ranch, but we can always come back here and visit"
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"Hey!"
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"Get off of me!"
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"You're not leaving!"
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"a horse walks into a bar, right?"
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"- Knock knock. - Who's there?"
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"Let me ask you something."
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"If that means I have to push him, so be it."
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"You ever think about getting a bigger place, Mom?"
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"Dodging the deep questions, a long-standing Bennett tradition."
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"And... did you just call yourself a beaver?"
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"Focus on what? The fact that Dad is impossible?"
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"Come on, we got that 20 pair to move to the south pasture."
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"- Hey, you wanna hear a joke? - No."
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"You think that's bad, it talks, too."
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"♪ Baby, you a song ♪"
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"♪ You make me wanna Roll my windows down ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, when I first saw Bikini top on her ♪"
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"♪ Poppin' right out Of the South Georgia water ♪"
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"You like Florida Georgia Line?"
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"You like annoying a man holding a skill saw?"
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"Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed."
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"That would imply that I slept."
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"I've been layin' awake all night"
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"thinking of this money pit we call a ranch."
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"Oh, well, you should try warm milk."
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"Or tea."
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"We got a lot of work to do."
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"You know, Dad, you can't really hear silence."
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"Your silence speaks volumes."
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"All right, I think I got everything."
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"The two-by-fours, four-by-fours, two-by-sixes..."
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"Oh, yeah, I also brought a couple guns."
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"Boom!"
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"Oh, that's Dad's hammer."
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"All right. Cool story, bro."
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"No, no, no."
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"Any tool that says Beau on it is off limits."
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"Also, any tool that says Pedro is mine."
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"I stole them from my boy Pedro."
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"That's enough."
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"You're not gonna need a hammer. You need a shovel."
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"I need somebody up here that knows what they're doing."
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"Well, I know what I'm doing!"
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"All you're doing right now is slowing us down."
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"And I know that, too."
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"I don't see why I gotta do all the grunt work."
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"Colt, let me explain something to you, all right?"
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"Now, the three of us are like a totem pole."
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"Dad's up on top."
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"He's an eagle, you know, soaring above us all."
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"Now, below him is me, the rooster."
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"But, like, a badass rooster."
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"All right, what am I? Like, a wolf or... a lion?"
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"You're like a beaver, right?"
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"Just swimming around,"
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"gathering the wood and the crap that the rooster and the eagle need"
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"to build the dam to keep the water out."
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"Wow, I am not gonna lie to you."
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"I did not know where this analogy was going when I first started,"
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"but it is rock fucking solid."
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"- Rooster? - Yes, my eagle."
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"Shut up."
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"See you at lunch."
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"See ya later, Beave."
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