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Clips from The Mick - The New Girl (S01E01)

"That kid sucks."
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"Seven schools?"
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"- Nice influence. - I mean,"
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"Oh, come on. Don't be naive."
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"We all know the real reason."
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"Here we go."
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"Disgraceful."
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"So I guess that makes you separatists."
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"Name one non-white friend."
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"Guzzle from her."
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"Yeah, uh, okay, I got to get Ben into a good school."
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"you've got to remember today, okay?"
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"Number one: go wherever the girls go,"
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"Well, you mean "she"?"
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"You'll get it. Don't worry about it."
The Mick
"- Want to play dolls? - I'm not really into dolls."
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"Alba, this is delicious. Is this eggplant?"
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"Oh, gosh, I'd love to,"
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"you liked karaoke... that's so cool and interesting."
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"Jackpot."
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"I'm a little Dutch girl"
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"dressed in blue."
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"that I can do."
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"Hi! I just came to see your principal."
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"He has some concerns regarding Beth."
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"My wife and I aren't comfortable with our daughter"
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"- who you're talking about, Gene? - Okay, look,"
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"Anything anyone wants to do or wear, I'm cool with."
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"Nobody's safe."
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"Now a transgender person knows how it feels to be white these days."
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"Bisexual-Transgender-Questioning."
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"No, "queer" is offensive."
The Mick
"This next song is for my maid, Alba."
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"I love you, boo. Let's do this."
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"You got some nerve"
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"Yeah, if we didn't buy Biggie's albums,"
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"Damn, girl's got pipes."
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"- Wow. - Go, Alba!"
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"Ya!"
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"I will not. But if I did want to violate you,"
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"Okay. Please stop kicking doors."
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"Hey. Little girl."
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"You've just got Peeping Toms"
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"I sit there."
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"I'm sorry, okay? I'm awful. I can't help it."
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"He's gender fluid."
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"He's gender fluid."
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"Part of my brand."
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"I mean..."
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"And then on his shoes"
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"Oh. Huh. You know who else refused to wear a uniform?"
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"two Pemberton kids you've educated?"
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"Is your aunt always this late?"
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"She said she's on Irish time."
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"Hey."
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"Sorry I'm late. Hey, buddy."
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"- Hi. - Stuck"
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"in, uh, traffic for over an hour. Ew."
The Mick
"Well, we have been waiting for almost two hours."
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"Well, I'm in the middle of a very busy afternoon."
The Mick
"What can I do for you?"
The Mick
"Ben is no longer allowed to ride the bus."
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"He's been urinating on it."
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"That true, buddy? You peeing on the bus?"
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"No. I peed in Ryan Leggio's backpack."
The Mick
"Well, that's still not a bathroom."
The Mick
"when he called me a "pee freak.""
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"Okay, I can see how that might be a problem."
The Mick
"But look, in the kid's defense, it's a brutal commute."
The Mick
"I had to stop at a gas station on the way here,"
The Mick
"or I would have peed myself."
The Mick
"Uh, look, it's not just the bus."
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"Ben has been"
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"doing poorly in his classes, as well."
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"Einstein flunked math."
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"He's also having trouble making friends."
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"- You think Bill Gates had friends? - And"
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"he refuses to wear his uniform properly."
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"Muhammad Ali, The Champ."
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"Did The Champ wear high heels?"
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"Look, give him a break. The kid probably misses his mom."
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"They're Sabrina's."
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"Look, if Ben can't"
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"change his behavior, I think that we're going to have to..."
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"You're going to have to what? Boot him?"
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"Oh, no, buddy."
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"Too late. We reject you."
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"Yeah. That kid's special, okay?"
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"Not special like he..."
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"He-He's just a special kid."
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"And if you can't see that, you can burn in hell."
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"Okay. Well, I wish you luck."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I wish you luck,"
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"because your school is a mess. Have you met the other"
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"- Yes, I know Chip and Sabrina. - Yeah."
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"Well, this place has just about ruined them."
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"You're running a crap factory here, pal."
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"Just churning out crap. Ugh!"
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"Look at this kid. Are you kidding me?"
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"Sucks, sucks."
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"This is a great school"
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"to come to if you want your kid to suck."
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"Oh, look, here comes another guy. You suck!"
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"Well, it's the middle of the school year. I think you're gonna"
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"- that's willing to... - No, no, no, no, no, no."
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"You're not the only game in town, buddy, okay?"
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"This school's a joke, and not a good one."
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"Then I think we're done here."
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"No. think we're done here."
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"Should I go with her?"
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"Regrettably."
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"Who gets rejected by seven schools?"
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"Maybe you should have thought about that before"
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"you took him out of the best prep school in the country."
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"Yeah, well, maybe I didn't think it through,"
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"'cause I was too focused on how much Lockwood sucks."
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"And by the way, your principal's a real tool."
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"what is the problem? The kid's got an odd fashion sense."
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"What's wrong with my fashion senses?"
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"Oh, hey, buddy."
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