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Clips from Batman - Batman Stands Pat (S01E01)

"a super instant mesmerizing device."
Batman
"But the cement must be chipped very carefully"
Batman
"- After the Mad Hatter. - No, no, Mr. Marbot."
Batman
"It's too dangerous."
Batman
"You saved my life also your own."
Batman
"[theme music]"
Batman
"I find being out-maneuvered by the Mad Hatter"
Batman
"Yes, when I told him I was on to his masquerade."
Batman
"Commissioner, have you any more reports of hat thefts"
Batman
"Um, horse power."
Batman
"Yes, I-I realize that."
Batman
"[phone beeping] Yes, commissioner."
Batman
"Alfred, tell Mrs. Cooper that we called from Slater Sleuth.."
Batman
"- A bowler! - Precisely."
Batman
"and use the 12th hat to trap him once and for all."
Batman
"Now, tell me.."
Batman
"from one's ancestors."
Batman
"Sorry buddy."
Batman
"Whatever your say, Jervis."
Batman
"Sure, shoot."
Batman
"...I'll make him into a sun bonnet."
Batman
"What a pleasant surprise awaits them."
Batman
"Batman and Robin are about to undergo a treatment"
Batman
"Would you put that on my bill, please?"
Batman
"...when I came in here, I could swear I was wearing a hat."
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪♪"
Batman
"(male announcer) So far we have seen"
Batman
"A chefs hat snatched."
Batman
"And there goes the chef."
Batman
"A hunting hat grabbed."
Batman
"And it's owner, ditto."
Batman
"And the manager of a silver shop."
Batman
"Holy sombrero!"
Batman
"A dish."
Batman
"A jury box."
Batman
"Aha, the thirteenth hat."
Batman
"The Mad Hatter's plans for the Caped Crusader."
Batman
"Another dish."
Batman
"And another snatch."
Batman
"A clue? Who knows?"
Batman
"Then Octave Marbot gets it."
Batman
"But something's fishy."
Batman
"Bam."
Batman
"Bash."
Batman
"Crash."
Batman
"A bucket of instant hardening plaster."
Batman
"Is Batman permanently plastered?"
Batman
"Wait, the wildest is yet to come."
Batman
"[theme music]"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman Batman Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman Batman Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪♪"
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"[music continues]"
Batman
"Faster, Marbot, faster."
Batman
"if you want the mold of the Batman's cowl."
Batman
"Oh, you can take it apart in sections"
Batman
"and glue it back together again to form a mold."
Batman
"I will not disfigure my friend, the Batman."
Batman
"Oh, Batman, Batman."
Batman
"He couldn't possibly be alive inside that plaster shroud."
Batman
"Hey, boss."
Batman
"That means he's won't be needing that Batmobile no more."
Batman
"Good thinking."
Batman
"It'll make an excellent getaway car."
Batman
"Go warm it up."
Batman
"[speaking in foreign language]"
Batman
"[clattering]"
Batman
"The statue, it's coming alive."
Batman
"Apple seed!"
Batman
"Impossible."
Batman
"[speaking in foreign language]"
Batman
"It's diabolical."
Batman
"Curses."
Batman
"My super mesmerizer is on the brink."
Batman
"To the Batmobile."
Batman
"I'll go after them."
Batman
"- Robin. - Batman."
Batman
"Robin."
Batman
"Start her up, Dicer."
Batman
"[engine revving]"
Batman
"[revving increasing]"
Batman
"- Are you alright? - Never better."
Batman
"Well, I'm used to seeing you do the impossible."
Batman
"But getting out of that plaster tomb was impossible."
Batman
"Much easier that it seemed, Robin."
Batman
"I simply held by breath."
Batman
"Holy frog-man!"
Batman
"Well, we should help Monsieur Marbot"
Batman
"clean up this mess."
Batman
"Oh, no, no, no, Batman."
Batman
"That is enough for one day."
Batman
"Next time you come to pose for me."
Batman
"We start the statue all over again."
Batman
"- Oui? - Oui."
Batman
"The next time I come to pose"
Batman
"there won't be any interruptions."
Batman
"Come on, Robin, we have work to do."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"[tires screeching]"
Batman
"somewhat irritating."
Batman
"I know what you mean."
Batman
"There must be some insidious plan."
Batman
"Some overall scheme."
Batman
"Who'd steal five hats and five people with them"
Batman
"to gain his nefarious end?"
Batman
"And what did he mean, when he said"
Batman
"my cowl would be his 13th hat?"
Batman
"Did he say that?"
Batman
"I have it, 5 from 13 is 8."
Batman
"How right you are."
Batman
"Then he must be planning to snatch eight more hats"
Batman
"and eight more people."
Batman
"Or already has and we don't know about it."
Batman
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