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Clips from Strangers with Candy (1999) - Jerri is Only Skin Deep (S01E01)

"I was actually speaking of Jerri."
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"We know."
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"Our little fudgepot has made a brave effort"
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"to fit in with all the... normal students."
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"You misunderstand me."
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"Jerri here has a very precious gift."
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"And, without your permission,"
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"I'd like to take her under my wing"
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"she certainly hasn't unwrapped it."
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"That's good."
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"What is it?"
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"Jerri is a violin prodigy."
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"Aahhhhh!! [CRASH]"
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"Daddy!"
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"Guy!"
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"Mr. Noblet, you better go."
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"My husband does not allow violin playing in this house."
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"Mr. Blank..."
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"Ah! De, de, de, the runner!"
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"Go, go!"
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"Please!"
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"Daddy, please!"
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"Can I please play the violin?"
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"Is that not what you don't want me not to do?"
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"Mr. Noblet says it's my one chance to be something I'm not"
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"NOBLET: This violin has passed down"
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"a long line of great musicians, Jerri."
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"It was my grandfather's, then my father's and finally it was passed down to me,"
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"and I, in turn..."
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"It's really beautiful. I know."
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"But that's not important."
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"The important thing is..."
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"This one's mine... all mine."
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"Say, Jerri, let's strike a little bargain."
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"to win the Tri-County Music Championships"
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"and I promise, in return, to take all the credit."
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"Geoffrey."
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"Your little history fingers must be all gooey"
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"from sticking them in my musical pie."
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"[SNICKERING]"
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"Jerri, you're gonna be late for orchestra practice."
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"Why don't you run along."
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"But you kicked me off."
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"Well, I'm kicking you back on."
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"Stay where you are."
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"Now she's mine."
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"Jerri's not something you capture, Chuck."
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"You're like a bear trap who's caught its prey,"
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"but don't be surprised if she gnaws her own limb off to get away."
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"I don't think that's gonna happen."
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"Oh, and why not?"
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"They're practically nubs."
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"She'd never make it through the bone."
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"You..."
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"Jerri's life should not be about you, Chuck."
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"So think about why you're doing this,"
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"and what it's doing to us."
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"Charles!"
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"You were out playing ball?"
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"The violin."
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"Oh, Gregory."
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"So what's it like sharing a locker"
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"with a child prodigy, huh?"
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"From now on this violin is my whole life."
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"Jerri."
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"Jerri, you wanna go throw stuff off the overpass?"
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"Hey, yeah, we could throw this off!"
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"Where?"
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"From that Jew..."
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"Oh, listen, Orlando..."
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"I can't spend any time with you today."
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"I have to go practice this thing."
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"I was already brilliant at without any practice."
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"Well, Jerri, our friendship was a lot more special to you"
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"before you became so... special."
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"♪ Cat scratch fever ran away ♪"
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"Hi, Jerri."
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"How was your first day being an idiot savant?"
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"Wonderful, Stepmother..."
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"Ohh, I just thought this little hobby of yours"
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"is starting to cut into your chores."
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"Chores!? I'm a child prodigy!"
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"Well, you have your whole life to be a child prodigy."
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"Right now you've got some work to do, young lady."
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"Scabbie's teeth!?"
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"Oooogh!!"
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"[MEOWING] C'mon, Scabbie..."
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"Jerri, today we're gonna work on"
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""Bachianas Brazilieras #5" by Villa-Lobos."
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"The first n..."
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"God, what a beautiful day."
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"Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Not there!"
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"Play!"
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"They're my hands."
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"What happened!"
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"You are beyond chores, Jerri."
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"who can help you realize my dreams of yours..."
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"The violin is a precious instrument."
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"It's a gift from God that allows us to turn raw feelings"
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"and personal information into a valuable..."
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"But I want to have fun."
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"Hey, we all want to have fun."
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"I'm a fun guy!"
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"But we've gotta stay focused right now, Jerri."
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"God, I'm famished."
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"You practice, I'm gonna get a turkey wrap."
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"[WHISPERING] Crazy!"
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"[PLAYING BEAUTIFULLY]"
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"[SOBBING]"
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"[NO VOICE]"
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"Listen, will you watch Gregory, while I go pack a few things?"
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"Sure, Jerri."
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"[BIRD SCREECHING & FLAPPING]"
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"JERRI: Well... guess I'm all packed."
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"Hey, plug, I just got 37 in a row."
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"I guess I'm a genius too!"
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"Yeah, at jerking off."
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"The thought of Derrick leaving home"
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"makes me want to weep."
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"[SIGH] Bye, Jerri."
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