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Clips from Strangers with Candy (1999) - Jerri is Only Skin Deep (S01E01)

"[PLAYING RANDOMLY]"
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"[TAPPING BATON LOUDLY]"
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"Good."
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"it jumps the fence and goes to sleep."
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"[DRUMMING LOUDLY]"
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"Put the mallets down."
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"Maybe we have a shot now that you're gone."
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"[JERRI BLOWING TRUMPET LAMELY]"
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"Jerri!?"
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"No, Jerri..."
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"Umm... may I come in?"
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"Just, uh, stay on the runner."
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"Oh, that kind of "special.""
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"and make it mine."
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"Well, if Jerri has a gift,"
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"and will never be."
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"This is what you're gonna play."
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"It's made of drywall, or something, I'm not sure."
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"You put in all the time and all the hard work necessary"
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"Have you seen her teeth?"
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"It should be about me."
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"How's my favorite little woodpecker, huh?"
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"Well, you can watch your hands as they brush the cat's teeth."
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"[CAT GROWLING]"
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"Owww!"
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"My God, my hands!"
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"I had to do some chores."
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"That is it, you are coming to live with me!"
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"What?"
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"Jerri!"
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"JELLINECK: My car!! Get away!!"
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"Awww..."
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"Oh, Jerri, it's never an easy time for a mother"
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"when a child flies the nest."
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"Daddy, I'm leaving now. [CAR HORN HONKING]"
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"I'll see ya."
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"Yeah, to move back..."
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"Let's practice!"
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"Y'know, I've really had it."
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"Well, if it's so precious, why don't you take it?!"
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"You're crazy. [DOORBELL RINGS]"
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"You're pushing her too hard."
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"The only reason you don't want her to compete"
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"is that when we win tomorrow you're gonna look like a fool!"
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"C'mon, c'mon!"
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"You like that?!"
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"Do you like that?!"
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"Go ahead, play!"
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"Jerri! Jerri!"
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"Bitch!"
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"Ahhh, thank you Christopher Surles"
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"Where is she, Noblet?"
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"AUDIENCE: Jerri, Jerri, Jerri..."
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"It is with deep regret,"
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"that Flatpoint High's resident shoo-in will not..."
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"I've got something to say!"
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"I'm sure you all came to hear me express my genius."
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"♪"
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"[PLAYING HOEDOWN MUSIC]"
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"[BAND PLAYING "PETER AND THE WOLF"]"
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"Jerri, could I see you at the podium for a second, please?"
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"You mean that crate you're standing on?"
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"Yes, Your Honor."
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"Jerri, I need crisp shots to the timpani,"
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"like you're striking a lover's rump:"
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"Hard enough to raise a welt,"
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"yet soft enough that it leaves no permanent scar"
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"that might be used against you in a court of law."
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"Understand?"
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"All too well."
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"Ta ta da ta! Ta ta da ta!"
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"Watch the baton, it's like a sheep,"
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"Got it? Do it!"
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"God dammit!"
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"Jerri... [STIFLED GRUNT]"
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"Put the mallet down and never touch them again."
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"But... But!"
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"You're out of the orchestra, Jerri, I'm sorry."
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"What about the Tri-County Musical Championships?"
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"Look, that's it for today, people."
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"We'll pick it up tomorrow where Peter is mauled by the wolf."
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"10:00 a.m. sharp, people, except for you, Jerri."
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"[ONE LAST BOOM]"
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"Geoffrey?"
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"[PLAYING VIOLIN PERFECTLY]"
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"Uggghh!"
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"Who taught you how to play violin?"
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"This?"
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"This."
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"Yes, Jerri, the stringy paddle."
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"I've never played before..."
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"Did I do good?"
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"You did better than good, Jerri."
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"You did..."
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"Gooder."
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"Maybe I should go tell Mr. Jellineck."
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"No, Jerri, that's... All right."
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"I'll tell him."
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"You... you run along and have fun."
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"They're my future."
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"After he died it was given to your father,"
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"and we all know what happened to your father."
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"Play, Charles, play!"
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"Play, Charles, play."
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"[SOBBING LOUDLY]"
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"Oh, your health club called,"
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"and you left your tape recorder"
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"in the "ass blaster.""
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"They said you can pick it up anytime."
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"Ahhhh."
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"Ooh, hmm, who's that?"
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"Stay still, I'll get it."
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"Oh, Mr. Noblet."
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"Mrs. Blank."
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"Oh certainly, come on in."
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"JERRI: Mr. Noblet!"
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"Here, we're in the other room, come on."
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"I stopped by today because I've recently discovered"
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"that your child is... special."
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"Yes, Derrick has always been exceptional."
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