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Clips from NewsRadio - Stinkbutt (S05E05)

"Yes. In fact, aren't you the person"
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"every day for a month to ask for this project?"
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Hello? We haven't even started it yet."
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"I want you to take the rest of the day off and finish this."
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"B-but-- Oh, Beth."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"[♪]"
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"Oh, morning, Dave."
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"Is Matthew still out there?"
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"Yes."
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"What's the problem?"
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"--or say something to upset Lisa to--"
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"So? So?"
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"Well?"
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"I mean, the ladies found that sexy."
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"Yeah, but I thought I-- Yeah."
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"Jack Frost, Personal Security Consultant."
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"He protects the rich and famous like Goldie Hawn,"
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"Princess Di."
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"He will soon manifest this spot as a PAA."
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"Ah. I-I see. Now--"
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"You give Dave a little demonstration, all right?"
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"Mr. Nelson-- Mm?"
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"Okay."
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"C-O-D or B-L-O-O-D?"
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"I'm sorry, Max. I didn't know it upset you."
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"Mr. James, this man is not who he says he is."
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"Yeah, what's next? Run like hell."
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"Well, you're supposed to be fixing the reel-to-reel."
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"I'm very sensitive."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Dave, are you just gonna stand there"
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"Fine, I withdraw."
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"Matthew, knock it off. What? Come on, Lisa."
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"It's not a freak accident, Dave."
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"frilly little dresses and pink bows in their hair."
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"There's something rotten in the state of Denmark."
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"Max, shouldn't you be doing this foreign report on the air?"
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"Mm, if it checks out with AP, run with it."
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"All right, forget that."
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"That means he's not a security consultant."
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"Ah! Okay."
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"Oh, like Tony Curtis in that movie?"
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"Hm."
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"Okay. Fine."
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"It throbs whenever he's near."
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"What throbs?"
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"The scar!"
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"The scar isn't a joke, Dave."
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"That man is a compulsive impostor. Arrest him!"
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"Oh, no. All right."
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"let's see if he can defend himself, against the windmill!"
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"Ah, good, good, good. I'm just on the, uh, phone"
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"'Cause I think that's the finest picture I've ever seen."
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"Well, good day!"
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"All right dude, I guess art comes first with you too."
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"I thought art always came first with you."
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"No, I'm just here to spell-check it."
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"We sort of had conflicting artistic points of view."
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"I wasn't trying to attack you, Mr. James."
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"I was trying to attack Jack Frost."
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"That is a long and painful story."
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"Dr. Tamiroff said there's no time to go to the hospital."
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"For that's only half the story."
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"He's a poser. A fraud. A compulsive impostor!"
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"posing as Pepe Lopez,"
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"And I have the horrible, disfiguring scar to prove it!"
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"Jupiter's ghost, man! Can't you hear the throbbing!"
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"you're an impostor."
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"Right. Right."
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"Like I care what that lunatic thinks."
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"Oh. Could you stand here for a second?"
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"I know. It was, uh-- It was Lisa's idea."
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"Now I'm a big strong man like you. Hm."
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"Actually, it is cute."
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"Admit it. Admit it. Admit it!"
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"I'm not some kooky compulsive impostor guy."
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"Well, yes, I suppose it's possible."
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"[♪]"
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"Well, yes, I am."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"You look great."
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"One of the most cherished interests we have as a nation,"
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"What my co-workers were trying to express"
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"This isn't just about "Stinkbutt.""
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"I mean, art is subjective, a matter of taste."
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"I think that black and white photography is pretentious."
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"then we no longer live in a free society."
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"I just can't help myself."
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"You see them."
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"I'm sorry. That's okay."
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"Oh!"
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"Easy there, Max."
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"No, Mr. James! I've waited years for this!"
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"the scar!"
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"about the whole time? Yes. Gruesome, isn't it?"
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"Max, that is the smallest appendix scar"
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"Thank you. Thank you. I was just winging it."
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"[♪]"
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"after I took a sip of that security guy's malt liquor."
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"[♪]"
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"Beth."
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"Beth, Beth, Beth. Wasn't painting the WNYX mural"
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"supposed to be your job?"
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"Yes."
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"In fact, wasn't this whole"
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""free expression" mural project your idea?"
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"who hounded me to go down to the building supervisor's office"
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"Kagh! uh, Roger that, Dave."
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"Well, then-- Then why is it-- The WNYX mural"
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"is the only one that has not been completed?"
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"Thank you, Dave! Thank you!"
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"Save some for me?"
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"What are you--?"
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"I believe that's rightfully mine."
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"Morning, Matthew."
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"Oh!"
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"Morning, Lisa."
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"Matthew is still out there."
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