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Clips from Dinosaurs - I Never Ate for My Father (S02E02)

"-More! -You finished your bottle, dear."
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"-Bottle! -Not till night-night."
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"(CRUNCHES, SHRIEKS)"
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"-(BOTH LAUGH) -(EARL GASPS, CONTINUES LAUGHING)"
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"Yeah, tell that to my dad. He'll never let me live this down."
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"A lot of dinosaurs eat vegetables from time to time."
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"-Yeah. -(SIGHS) Including me."
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"Well, I always kind of suspected."
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"-Yeah. -...I feel kind of... hungry."
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"(SCREAMS, EXCLAIMS) Again!"
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"(SIGHS) Hi, everybody. I'm sorry I'm late."
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"our differences in the past,"
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"that Robbie coughed up critters at his initiation."
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"-(LAUGHS) -Charlene, I'm gonna bite your head off!"
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"-Hey. Come here. Come here. -Hey, Robert, is this true?"
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"-I mean, what did he ever do to me? -He was smaller."
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"You know, it's possible to get nutrition from vegetables."
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"-Uh-oh. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) -Well, it's happened, Frannie."
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"This is nuts. I don't have to answer this."
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"Well, at least he's interested in something."
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"-(CHUCKLES) -See?"
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"-Of course, son. -Oh."
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"I want you to go upstairs and talk to him."
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"I want to sit here and enjoy my dinner"
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"-And that's what I want. -(PLATES CLATTER)"
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"EARL: Do not."
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"Robbie?"
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"He doesn't trust his own parents."
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"(PLASTIC CRINKLES)"
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"Someone at school must have given it to him."
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"(CRIES) If only my cooking had been better,"
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"MALE VOICE: No, no. A tangelo is an orange and a peach."
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"(SINGING) ♪ Has anybody here ♪"
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"♪ Seen my old friend, Bambi's mother? ♪"
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"Cukes. Check it out."
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"I'm not sure I'm ready for this. (GRUNTS)"
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"Uh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Hi."
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"♪ This lamb is your lamb This lamb is my lamb ♪"
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"Uh... Uh... (MUNCHING)"
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"-Uh, let me explain. You see I, uh... -Not another word."
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"I just thank God your grandfather's not alive to see this."
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"ALL: (SINGING) ♪ All we are saying... ♪"
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"We're dinosaurs. We're ferocious."
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"-(ROBBIE SIGHS) -(EARL SCREAMS)"
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"-Dad, I don't wanna. -Eat him!"
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"-Hey, hey. Will you just eat him... -(GROANS)"
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"-No. -You know, my son tried"
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"-What'd you do? -I ate him."
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"Don't they teach you anything in biology, kid?"
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"-before heading south. -(SWAMP MONSTER STOMACH GURGLES)"
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"Incoming!"
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"Fast food. Shoots right through."
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"Well, that's not gonna happen to me. I'm a dinosaur! Whoa!"
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"Let me tell you something, kid."
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"-Earl... -(SNIFFLES)"
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"(CRYING LOUDLY)"
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"-Rows and rows and rows of teeth! (CRYING) -All right. We'll go and get him."
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"Who ate Robbie?"
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"-(EARL WHIMPERING) -I don't believe it."
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"Robbie, my brother, eaten."
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"-Here? -Yeah. Yeah."
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"There's the leaf, I remember."
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"that look exactly alike, with the same big teeth."
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"Incoming!"
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"-Huh? -(EARL RETCHING)"
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"Spit, spit, spit."
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"-This is not about eating. -(GROANS)"
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"eat my mate, and die in pieces."
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"Ah, Dad."
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"(ROBBIE SIGHS)"
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"What I learned is that my kids are smart enough"
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"to eat whatever they want."
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"-I really appreciate it, Dad. Huh? -(COUGHING, RETCHES)"
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"Don't you make nice with me, you who spit on the food chain."
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"Uh, yeah, it's the food chain that got us into this mess."
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"We're about to be digested."
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"Do you wanna cut me some slack?"
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"You want me to cut you some slack? Well, all you gotta do is eat him."
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"Uh, could you wait a minute? (SCOFFS) Full house. (LAUGHS)"
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"Straight flush."
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"Eat me."
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"Yeah, well, what difference does it make what I eat anyway?"
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"This is about... (STAMMERS) It's about defiance."
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"You defy me every chance you get."
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"You don't eat what I want you to eat, you don't think what I want you to think."
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"-And you don't do what I want you to do. -(SIGHS)"
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"Just tell me what it is that you have against me,"
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"and I will happily jump down this guy's intestines."
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"I don't have against you, Dad. It's just... (STAMMERS)"
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"It's just I don't agree with anything you've ever said."
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"(SIGHS) All I ever wanted was for you to live your life exactly like me."
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"Is that too much to ask?"
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"Didn't you ever disagree with your father?"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Almost always. But what's your point?"
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"So you and Grandpa used to fight like you and me?"
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"Yeah, but that was different. He was always wrong."
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"Your grandpa was less evolved. He was a wild dinosaur."
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"He expected me to live in the woods, have kids in the mud,"
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"And you know, that was okay for him."
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"But I wanted better."
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"Well, maybe it's okay if sons"
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"have different ideas than their fathers, Dad."
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"Maybe it's how we evolve as dinosaurs."
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"Like the food chain."
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"How did you get so smart?"
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"(CHUCKLES) I don't know."
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"From Mom, I guess."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"I'm just sorry that we're gonna be digested now and you won't be able"
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"to have a son who irritates you as much as you irritate me."
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"My son."
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"-(ROBBIE CHUCKLES) -My son."
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"SWAMP MONSTER: Would you two cut it out."
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"You're making me sick to my stomach."
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"-Huh? -What?"
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"-(GASPS) -Yeah!"
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"-(BOTH LAUGHING) -(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Ah! Robbie, you're the best son a dad could ever have."
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"I just want you to be proud of me, Dad. Every single day."
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