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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Charles Aznavour (S01E01)

"No, she doesn't speak a word of French. Good."
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"et votre transmission s'écroule."
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"Ohh! Oh, Charles."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Oh. Oh. Uh, oui."
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"Hey, listen, you really got to her. What did you say?"
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"I said, "Your oil filter has a leak,"
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"and your transmission is sagging.""
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"That's incredible."
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"One more demonstration? Yeah."
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"You know what I'm gonna say?"
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"the telephone number of Paris garbage dump, you know?"
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"Paris garbage dump."
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"Mademoiselle Piggy. Yes, Charles."
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"Le numéro de téléphone de cet établissement est Trudaine 27 67."
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"Oh, oh, oh, oh!"
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"Oh, Charles. Oh! Mwah! Mwah!"
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"(snorting)"
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"Oh, oh, Charles."
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"(oinks)"
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"Oh, Ch... I knew that would happen."
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"Charles, listen, on behalf of all the Muppets,"
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"Piggy? Piggy? Piggy? Piggy?"
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"Well, one man's poison is another man's bacon."
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"Hii-yah!"
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"Barbarian."
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"I love the French tongue. I love pig's tongue."
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"Pig's tongue? I don't get it. Ah, I know..."
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""You didn't order any." You didn't order it."
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"Kermit. Hmm?"
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"Kermit, that nephew of the theater owner."
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"Scooter? What about him?"
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"He is going to drive me to bananas."
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"He has gone all through the wardrobe."
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"He wants The Great Gonzo to do a costume act."
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"Wh-What? Hey, chief. What do you think?"
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"(gasps)"
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"Hah."
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"You think the high heels are too much?"
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"Are you guys nuts? Well, Scooter says that-that-that..."
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"that female impersonation is a noble art. Yeah."
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"Of all the dumb acts Gonzo's ever come up with,"
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"this is the dumbest."
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"Oh, gee, my uncle loves it."
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"You go on right after the dancers."
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"Oh, oh, good."
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"Duck."
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"(all arguing)"
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"OK, I think we're just about to start."
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"OK, friends. Friends."
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"Time again to raise the intellectual level of our program,"
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"and our panel tonight consists of Sam the American Eagle..."
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"Peace and courage."
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"...and Gonzo the Great... Art and culture."
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"...our own wardrobe lady Hilda..."
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"Pins and needles."
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"...and Mildred Hockstadder, MA, PhD, OBE, and RSVP."
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"Uh, whatever."
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"Tonight's topic -"
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"what is man's role in the universe?"
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"To be decent and to work hard."
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"Next question."
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"Not so fast, Sam. This is an important question."
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"It has been asked since the beginning of time. Yes, yes."
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"Oh, Gonzo, this discussion is above your head."
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"Maybe you just better keep it down."
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"Check. (Mildred) What's he... what's he up to?"
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"You take things too literally."
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"Yeah, yeah, please."
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"We don't have much time, so let's get hopping."
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"I have the feeling"
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"that we have perhaps misunderstood the question."
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"Will you stop that hopping?"
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"Who are these weird people?"
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"Just don't pay any attention, Sam. Oh!"
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"All right."
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"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"Mr. Charles Aznavour!"
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"Fozzie, what are you doing? I'm checking the house."
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"♪ It's alarming how charming I feel"
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"♪ Feel like running and dancing for joy"
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"Oh, uh, I'm a garbageman."
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"Yes, Charles?"
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"I'm going to whisper in her ear"
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"I wanna say how sorry we are... Sorry? Sorry?"
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"Man's role in the universe. That's a toughie."
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"Well, why ruin it with your act? (laughs)"
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"Yep, that's all he can say, all right."
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"That was my line, my heckler line."
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