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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Charles Aznavour (S01E01)

"Listen, Gonzo, why don't you get yourself a manager?"
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"You know, somebody who could guide your career."
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"Yeah? All right. OK, I will. All right."
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"I'll do that and then you'll see."
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"You'll all see, because there's only one Great Gonzo. Only one!"
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"Yeah, yokel! Rube!"
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"Hey, Kermit? Hmm?"
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"The Great Gonzo wants me to manage him."
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"Yeah, Scooter understands the soul of a true artist."
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"Mm-hmm. Yeah, but, Scooter, I hired you as a gofer."
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"Go for coffee, go for sandwiches, remember?"
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"Yeah, well, I can still do that,"
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"but Gonzo needs personal management."
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"Oh, I do, Kermit, I truly do."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna change his whole repertoir-y."
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"I'm gonna have him do a rock act."
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"A rock act? But Gonzo can't sing."
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"No, no. I mean a rock act. Show him, Gonzo."
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"Yeah, watch. (grunts)"
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"OK, hit it, kid. OK."
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"(spits)"
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"Art!"
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"Art!"
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"Art!"
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"Out! Out! Out!"
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"(narrator) And now, "Veterinarian's Hospital"..."
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"who's gone to the dogs."
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"This is "D" for Dog, "B" for Bob,"
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"saying turn off the joy juice."
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"Hmm?"
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"Yeah, ten-roger. OK."
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"Now, where were we? Uh, pulse."
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"Oh. (gasps)"
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"No pulse, Dr. Bob."
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"Heartbeat?"
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"No heartbeat, Dr. Bob."
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"No pulse, no heartbeat, no use. He's gone."
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"Oh, four hours operating, and he went just like that."
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"Yes, doesn't the time go fast when you're having fun?"
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"Too bad, Dr. Bob. Your record was so good."
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"You saved nine out of ten."
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"My record is still good. This week, he was number ten."
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"So Dr. Bob's record is still good."
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"It's now ten on the medical hit parade, with a bullet."
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"Tune in next week, when we'll hear Nurse Piggy say..."
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"Well, at least he won't say anything."
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"Hilda, you can't imagine how hungry I get"
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"before a performance,"
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"There is... There is roast chicken"
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"and salad and French bread."
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"But, Hilda, this is not French bread."
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"Voyons, chéri, mais j'ai l'accent francais."
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"Of course, I could be wrong."
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"(♪ tea dance)"
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"George. George! Yeah?"
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"Do you read very much? Oh, all the time."
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"Uh, well, I don't know. I never Kippled."
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"I don't know why, but I just love you."
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"Well, you know how it is with us bananas -"
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"we have appeal."
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"Get it? A peel. (laughs)"
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"What is it you do for a living?"
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"That's fantastic! Do you deliver?"
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"Well, yes."
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"Come on, baby. Let's go do what we bananas do best."
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"What's that? Split."
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"Do you know what it's like dancing with you?"
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"No. What?"
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"1, 2, 3, dip!"
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"(thud) Aah!"
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"Yeah! More! More!"
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"(♪ "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight""
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"by B Rose, M Bloom and E Breuer)"
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"♪ Oh me, oh my, oh you"
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"♪ Whatever shall I do?"
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"♪ Hallelujah"
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"♪ The question is peculiar"
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"♪ I'd give a lot of dough"
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"♪ The answer to my question"
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"♪ Is it yes, or is it no?"
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"♪ Does your chewing gum lose its flavor"
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"♪ On the bedpost overnight?"
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"♪ If your mother says don't chew it"
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"♪ Do you swallow it in spite?"
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"♪ Can you catch it on your tonsils?"
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"♪ Can you heave it left and right?"
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"Aha!"
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"Yee-ha!"
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"♪ The nation drives as one"
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"♪ The nation's only White House"
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"♪ That has swept this continent"
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"(laughter)"
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"♪ On the bedpost overnight?"
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"♪ If you pull it out like rubber"
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"♪ Will it snap right back and bite?"
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"♪ If you paste it on the left side"
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"♪ Will you find it on the right?"
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"♪ Does your chewing gum lose its flavor"
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"♪ On the bedpost overnight?"
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"♪ On the bedpost over..."
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"♪ Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday night"
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"♪ On the bedpost over..."
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"♪ A dollar is a dollar, and a dime is a dime"
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"♪ On the bedpost overnight ♪"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!"
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"OK, Charles, I can't tell you how honored we are"
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"to have you on our show tonight."
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"Why, thank you, Kermit. It's my pleasure."
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"Well, how come Frenchmen are so lucky in love?"
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"Well, we have a great advantage, you know."
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"The language. Language?"
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"Yes. You know that French is the language of love,"
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"so if you want to be a great ladies' man, learn French."
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"Well, that wouldn't help me. See, none of the girls I know speak French."
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"It doesn't matter. In fact, sometimes it helps."
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"I don't follow. I will show you."
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"Piggy? Mademoiselle Piggy, will you come here, please?"
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"Mm-hmm?"
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"She doesn't speak French, I suppose?"
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