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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Charles Aznavour (S01E01)

"Is that a toupee you're wearing, or did your cat die?"
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"Help! Heckler run amok. Help! Help! (laughing)"
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"Hey, Scooter. Scooter."
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"Scooter? Yeah, boss?"
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"Scooter, would you get everybody onstage for the closing number?"
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"I decided not to manage The Great Gonzo."
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"Well, you see, I gave him the standard 50-page managerial contract."
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"And? He ate it."
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"Well, let's hope the contract's not binding. Yeah."
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"Closing number next!"
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"(♪ "The Inch Worm" by Frank Loesser) ♪ Two and two are four"
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"♪ Four and four are eight"
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"♪ 8 and 8 are 16"
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"♪ 16 and 16 are 32..."
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"♪ Inchworm"
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"♪ Inchworm"
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"♪ Measuring the marigolds"
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"♪ You and your arithmetic"
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"♪ You'll probably go far"
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"♪ Inchworm"
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"♪ Measuring the marigolds"
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"♪ Seems to me you'd stop and see"
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"Come, come. Come here."
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"Yes. (laughs)"
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"Oh..."
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"You're a darling."
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"Mm. Mm."
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"(chuckles)"
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"♪ Inchworm"
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"♪ Inchworm"
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"♪ Measuring the marigolds"
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"♪ You'll probably go far"
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"♪ Inchworm"
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"♪ Measuring the marigolds"
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"♪ Seems to me you'd stop and see"
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"♪ How beautiful they are"
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"(whistling) ♪ Two and two are four"
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"♪ Four and four are eight"
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"♪ Eight and... ♪ Seems to me you'd stop and see"
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"♪ How beautiful they are"
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"♪ Seems to me you'd stop and see"
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"♪ How beautiful... (kissing noise)"
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"♪ They are ♪"
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"Well, another half-hour has passed by,"
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"and we've reached the end of our show."
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"We'd like to thank our special guest star Mr. Charles Aznavour."
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"Thank you, Kermit. It's been a wonderful evening for me,"
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"Oh, Charles, vous etes le plus grand."
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"Merci beaucoup."
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"Hey, thank you all and join us next time on The Muppet Show!"
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"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"I really liked this show tonight."
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"At these prices, who's gonna complain?"
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"(both laugh)"
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"(bum note)"
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"with our special guest star, Mr. Charles Aznavour."
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"♪ It's time to play the music"
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"♪ It's time to light the lights"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup"
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"♪ It's time to dress up right"
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"♪ It's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"I don't approve of belly dancers."
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"Why can't they dance on the floor"
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"like everyone else?"
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"♪ To introduce our guest star"
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"♪ That's what I'm here to do"
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"♪ So it really makes me happy"
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"♪ But now let's get things started"
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational"
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational"
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"♪ This is what we call"
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"♪ The Muppet Show ♪"
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"(bells chime "The Westminster Quarters")"
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"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."
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"Will you get out of here? Sorry."
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"Bonsoir, bonsoir, mesdames et messieurs."
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"That's "ladies and gentlemen.""
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"You'll notice a little French sneaking into my speech,"
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"and that's because our special guest tonight"
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"is none other than that international star Mr. Charles Aznavour."
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"But right now, let's raise the curtain, strike up the band"
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"and get things moving on The Muppet Show."
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"♪ Tonight"
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"♪ Tonight"
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"♪ Won't be just any night"
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"Oh, he will soon be here."
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"♪ I feel pretty"
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"♪ Oh, so pretty"
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"♪ I feel pretty and witty and bright"
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"(nasal voice) ♪ And I pity"
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"♪ Any girl who isn't me tonight"
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"♪ I feel charming"
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"♪ Oh so charming"
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"♪ And so pretty"
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"♪ That I hardly can believe I'm real"
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"♪ See the pretty girl in that mirror there ♪ What mirror? Where?"
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"♪ Who can that attractive girl be? ♪ Which? What? Where? Whom?"
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"♪ Such a pretty face, such a pretty dress"
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"♪ Such a pretty me ♪ Such a pretty me"
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"(squawking) ♪ I feel stunning"
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"♪ For I'm loved"
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"♪ By a pretty wonderful boy ♪"
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"(knock on door) Come in."
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"Hiya, honey. Ooh!"
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"Kermit, are you busy?"
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"Yes, Gonzo, but I can give you my ear for a moment."
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"What would I do with your ear?"
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"Gonzo, do you have to take everything so literally?"
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"It's just an expression."
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"Kermit, what I wanted to know was... was... uh, you know,"
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"for the last couple of shows."
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"who are waiting to see my latest theatrical creation."
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"Gonzo, I have seen you eat a rubber tire to music,"
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"and I have seen you play a concert on your head with a mallet."
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"And, Gonzo, my dear friend, it doesn't work."
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"What? Kermit, you... I don't..."
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"You gotta understand, I don't play for the masses."
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"I'm an artist. You understand that? An artist."
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"Yeah, well, then you should've gotten my Van Gogh joke."
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