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Clips from House (2004) - Mystery (S01E01)

"What were they doing when pain presented?"
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"- I have no idea. - You didn't ask? You didn't take a history?"
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"Ofcourse. But all that told us is what they said happened."
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"Tightness in the ankle, loss of muscle control."
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"Coach figured it was a pulled muscle."
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"And "C", we've got Carmen Electra golfing."
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"- Yes! - Whoa. You treated the Baywatch chick?"
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"The Baywatch thespian. And no."
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"and I got tired of using the middle-aged man."
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"Also, she's apparently quite the golfer."
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"will be tossed out of the hospital because they were faking it to score narcotics,"
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"and one will be very close to death."
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"Okay, I say we start with the farmer."
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"Did you hike to the fence, and how far?"
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"Yes. It's about a half a mile from my farmhouse."
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"Where is the pain localized?"
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"It started just above my ankle, and it's radiating up."
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"So, what should we do first?"
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"Family history?"
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"Indicative of leg pain? That's a very short list."
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"Any history of bone cancer, osteogenesis imperfecta or multiple myeloma?"
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"Could be a blood issue."
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"We should run a C.B.C. and a D-Dimer. And get an M.R.I."
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"M.R.I. or a PET scan? If the problem's vascular, he's better off--"
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"Sorry. Thanks for playin'. Patient's dead. You killed him."
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"You had time to look at the leg."
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"I thought we were starting with the farmer's case first."
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"We are. But if we're gonna look at a leg--"
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"Puncture."
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"Snakebite. That would be my guess."
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"Farmer didn't know he'd been bitten by a snake? That's what he said."
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"Sudden shooting pain, tall grass. Never saw a thing."
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"- What kind of snake? - You want me to tell you what kind"
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"of snake it was from the shape of the hole in the leg?"
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"How are we to know what kind of antivenom to use if we don't know what kind of snake it is?"
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"Oh, there are people to find those things out."
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"Shouldn't we wait for the Humane Society or something?"
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"Guy might only have a couple of hours."
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"And while we wait for the Humane Society to show up,"
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"what say we check in on the volleyball player."
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"How old is this person?"
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"I mean, it's not really a 40-year-old man on a girls' volleyball team, right?"
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"It's a leg. A leg is a leg is a leg."
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"- Well, I was just worried that-- - Would you worry about her more if she was younger?"
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"Obviously, we should care about all our patients, no matter what age--"
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"Yeah, right. I saw the way you were looking at Carmen."
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"She's mine. Stay away."
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"- Would you operate on your mother? - Ofcourse not."
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"I'd be too nervous. Couldn't be objective."
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"The actual patient is 16."
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"I need to know everything about you."
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"I went back three generations."
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"No history of cancer, Parkinson's or any other degenerative condition."
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"But there's this boy at school, and he's on the boys' volleyball team."
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"They made out at a party, and now he won't call her back."
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"And this friend of hers at school said this boy didn't like her and never did."
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"You got all this from an examination of the knee?"
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"I think she's depressed. She doesn't have tendinitis?"
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"She has tendinitis. She's depressed about having tendinitis?"
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"She's depressed for the same reason that she has tendinitis. Not the boy?"
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"No, the boy's a jerk. She knows that, and yet she's depressed."
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"I found a nodule."
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"Ahh. Problems with the thyroid gland-- causes depressed mental state..."
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"can cause inflammation of the tendons."
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"I'll run the tests."
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"So because she took such an extreme interest,"
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"No. Because she took such an interest, she discovered a tiny nodule..."
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"Here's how a well-adjusted doctor handles a case."
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"Can I put my pants back on now? I'd rather you didn't."
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"Which Carmen Electra is this?"
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"Then why isn't she wearing pants?"
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"You have decreased reflexes in your patellar tendon."
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"- Anyone? - Slipped disc."
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"Could be. How bad does it hurt?"
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"- It hurts really, really bad. - Yeah?"
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"It doesn't seem real. Is she the one faking?"
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"Oh, for God's sake. She's here to play into my fantasy, not 'cause she's Meryl Streep."
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"Fine."
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"What the hell is wrong with me!"
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"Do something!"
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"Too much pain to be a slipped disc. Could be herniated and impinging the nerve root."
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"Or it could be referred pain from his groin."
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"Sir, are you getting pain anywhere else?"
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"- He's curling. It's not the back. - Sir, where are you getting pain?"
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"- Help me! - He's not gonna tell us anything if we don't get him out of pain."
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"- Give him 50 milligrams of Demerol. - We have no history. He could be allergic."
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"- What do I do? - We can't diagnose him while he screams."
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"Better than killing him with painkillers. That--"
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"Apparently he's not allergic."
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"Thank you. I feel a lot better now."
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"We screwed up."
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"And that was the proper way to handle the case? Yeah."
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"The guy used him as a dealer."
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"You're gonna see a lot of drug-seeking behavior in your practice."
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"There's a reason-- It works."
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"Meanwhile, back on the farm--"
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"Four vials of the CroFab antivenom."
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"- Hey, how ya doin'? - All right."
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"Thank you. This will start making you feel better really fast."
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"He's having an allergic reaction. Bag."
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"Paddles and epi."
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"His heart's fine. It's not gonna stay that way."
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"Paddles!"
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"What say we take five,"
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"get some coffee, go pee."
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"You didn't think she was gonna get married?"
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"She asked me the same question."
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"And... what? You're not gonna treat him?"
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"Oh, sure, that makes sense. She's just using the old sick husband routine..."
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"as an excuse to get back in touch with you."
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"You think this is easy for her?"
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"The only reason she'd be anywhere near you is if she was desperate."
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"So I should help her because she hates me?"
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"She doesn't hate you. She loves you."
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"She just... can't stand to be around you."
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"Uh, Dr. House?"
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"It's been almost six minutes."
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"Found him."
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"The volleyball player..."
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"was responding to the anti-inflammatories as you'd expect in a case of tendinitis."
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