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Clips from House (2004) - Mystery (S01E01)

"He is not sick."
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"Dr. Riley is throwing up. He obviously can't lecture."
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"Fine. I'll have Cameron do it. She loves inspiring the inspired."
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"I'm not doing it."
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"You're supposed to stop me. Renegotiate."
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"The last five years have been like--"
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"Your life's been like that? Or your life's been spent watching them?"
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"Who am I looking at? My husband."
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"Not to someone so poorly endowed."
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"Mark's had personality changes. He's acting strange, disconnected."
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"I know you're not too busy. You avoid work like the plague."
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"My experience, over half of leg pain is musculoskeletal,"
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"Person "A", farmer, says he was fixing a fence."
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"Person "B", volleyball practice."
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"I gotta disguise the identity of each of the patients,"
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"Carmen seemed like a pleasant alternative."
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"In less than two hours, one of these three..."
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"Any guesses on which is which?"
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"I need you to take off your pants."
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"You have tendinitis."
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"Then why are you so anxious to treat every patient like they're family?"
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"Here's what happens when doctors care too much."
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"she found out that the person had a thyroid condition."
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"which in reality signified nothing but gave us no choice..."
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"but to put a person with tendinitis through an expensive and painful test."
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"The first one. The golfer."
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"No. You did exactly what his attending did."
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"Yeah. Timber rattlesnake."
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"There's probably nothing wrong with him."
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"I don't really care about the volleyball player."
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"Thank you."
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"He faxed us the venom test. Confirmed. It's a timber rattlesnake."
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"- So we give him the antivenom for the other one? - Is that a question?"
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"especially after the first one almost killed him."
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"- Well, what if this is an uncommon one? - Very good."
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"I'm sorry. It can't."
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"- I'd call the cops. - Good for you."
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"If the guy can handle a rod in his penis for half an hour, he's really sick."
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"- Ow! - I'm sorry. What did I do?"
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"and ionized calcium."
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"Yeah. One of us gives the bad news, and one of us gets the bad news."
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"Imagine that. This guy's so good,"
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"people thank him for telling 'em that they're dying."
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"There's nothing we can do except deal with the pain."
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"Well, I need to go home."
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"You find out what matters to them."
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"You serious? One, two, three!"
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"Kidney stones would cause what?"
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"Brilliant."
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"- Why is the girl getting the M.R.I.? - Because the neck scan revealed nothing,"
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"If you can't handle that reality, pick another profession."
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"Three days before they thought it might have been muscle death?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"We need to operate immediately to remove the damaged tissue."
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"His M.R.I. showed that the leg pain wasn't caused by the self-injection."
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"It may become necessary in order to save your life."
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"which means you've gotta be extra careful, which is such a pain in the ass."
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"- Amputation is safer. - For you or me?"
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"I'm not being glib, and I'm not being cute."
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"More suction."
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"the visions this patient saw,"
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"My choice has no practical relevance to my life."
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"How bad is the pain right now?"
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"It's bad."
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"I need you to talk to the doctor."
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"What happens after he's in the coma?"
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"Thank you."
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"We'll go golfing."
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"You've got nothing to be sorry about."
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"the utility of the patient's leg was severely compromised."
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"Because of the time delay in making the diagnosis,"
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"- She saved his life. - We don't know that. Maybe he would've been fine."
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"You witnessed the spew? Or you just have his word for it?"
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"I think I'm coming down with a little bit of the clap. I may have to go home for a few days."
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"Dr. Riley doesn't have a history of lying to me."
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"You said this is the fifth time he's missed a class this year."
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"- Either he's dying or he's lying. - I'll give you two hours off clinic duty."
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"- You'll do it. - Why is it always me?"
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"Because the world hates you. Or because it's a class on diagnostics."
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"Pick whichever reason feeds your narcissism better."
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"And you were supposed to keep on walking."
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"I'll do the lecture for four hours off clinic."
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"Two. I know you'd rather spend a couple of hours..."
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"listening to yourself than listening to patients."
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"Class starts in 20 minutes."
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"- Dr. House, there's a patient. - I'm outta here. Take it up with Cuddy."
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"Greg."
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"How ya doin'?"
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"How am I doing?"
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"You ever see those Girls Gone Wild videos?"
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"I have missed you."
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"Is that why you're here?"
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"I need your help."
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"Who is suffering abdominal pain and fainting spells."
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"No sign of tumors, no vasculitis."
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"Could be indigestion."
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"Or maybe a kidney stone. Little one can pack a lot of wallop."
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"Did you think I wasn't going to get married?"
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"This guy's pancreas is pathetic."
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"There is no kidney stone, no indigestion."
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"Three hospitals, five doctors-- Not one of them found anything."
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"Maybe there's nothing to be found."
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"Right. You suddenly trust doctors, love puppies and long walks in the rain."
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"Walks are out."
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"I was around you long enough to know when something's not right."
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"Means there's either a neurological component, or he's having an affair."
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"No affair. No nothing. He's sick."
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"I'm asking you a favor. I'm not too busy."
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"But I'm not sure I want him to live."
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"It's good seeing you again."
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"Three guys walk into a clinic."
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"Their legs hurt. What's wrong with them?"
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"I'm not gonna like you, am I?"
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"The most likely cause of leg pain is muscle strain."
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"Apply heat and rest affected areas."
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"Statistically, you're right. Very good."
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"Twelve percent is varicose veins brought on by pregnancy,"
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"and most of the rest is the result of vehicular accidents."
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"I said three people. That's six legs."
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"So you've got three hurt jogging, two in collisions, and one of the legs is pregnant."
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