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Clips from The League (2009) - The Marathon (S02E02)

"A what?"
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"What? What do you want?"
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"I'm done with the rat race. I'm retired."
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"I'm gonna lay low for a little while."
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"My book's full."
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"As I look at all these entries, uh... it's all a blur."
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"Half full of days that I can't remember."
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"Look, would a gift certificate from Caesar change your mind?"
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"I have turf toe."
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"You were the one who said that wasn't even a real thing."
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"Frank Gore and I both have it, and we're both out this week."
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"A toast."
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"There you go. What, no beer?"
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"I just hit the shit out of Sizzler."
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"I have the strength of four Salisburies, three sirloins and"
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"a gallon of root beer inside me."
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"All right!"
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"What's the case?"
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"Please tell me that you're not representing BP."
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"Someone has to defend them"
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"So, what's BP?"
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"Hey."
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"- Hey. How are you? - I'm great, do you want to talk?"
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"If you're looking for an apology, you came to the wrong place."
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"- Oh, yeah? - Yeah."
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"No. Frank Gore went down with turf toe, I picked up his backup."
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"He's the one who's actually going to be playing for Gore,"
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"and he's the one who's going to be getting all the points."
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"There is absolutely no love in the league."
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"This is my last job, you know."
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"- Uh- Uh. - My mariachi and my estampa."
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"Your estampa? What are you talking about, Taco?"
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"What the hell is going on over here?"
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"Twyla."
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"Yes, I did."
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"And now you're eating a big piece of chocolate cake."
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"I don't know what he's talking about."
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"What I want to know is why these corporate documents are"
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"What is El Notario?"
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"What is that?"
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"That's me."
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"Look, this notary stamp is from Venezuela."
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"- What? - It's not even valid in the US."
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"- What? - The times, they are changing."
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"No room in this *** world for an old school venezuelan notario like myself."
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"***"
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"- Yeah, I don't speak Spanish. - So, you ***"
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"Well, I think Team Twila is gonna get a little donation."
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"What about a big donation?"
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"Yes, I'll have my cake and donation too, thank you very much."
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"This is cashmere, you tiny little monster."
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"And it's so much fun watching the games when you actually have something on the line."
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"Yeah, so much fun."
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"They didn't have a problem getting Ellie over to ***?"
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"I thought you brought her to gymnastics."
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"Oh my God..."
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"Whoo! Door from rush. It is real."
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"Uh, yeah, I did. Look."
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"You forfeited by faking an injury."
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"Therefore, you lost the bet."
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"Why... Oh, he's getting up, folks."
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"He's getting... He's running!"
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"He's running! He... Come on, 26.2."
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"First week, first win."
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"That really was a great free agent pickup."
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"You gonna talk dirty to me?"
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"Yeah."
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"Shonn Greene... three touchdowns for 28 points."
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"Oh! Wow! Mmm!"
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"How's it feel to lose?"
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"Mm, about 60% blood flow."
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"70."
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"- Next week, I am going to crush Andre. - Andre? Ooh."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"30."
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"I'm strengthening my core just like Joseph Pilates intended."
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"It's more complicated than most stairs. No one was supposed to see that."
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"why would you tell me where the videos are?"
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"***"
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"RUXIN: Oh, Pete, you are the Ken Burns of making Andre look like an asshole."
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"These were private videos."
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"By the way, it wasn't a stripper pole."
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"Oh, okay, ha-ha-ha, very funny."
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"TACO: Hey, why are you dressed like that?"
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"Yeah, it's the best."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Anyone need anything?"
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"Do you have a juicer?"
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"Good for you."
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"Ugh! There is this asshole in my office who is just like Andre."
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"a marathon and then asking for money to do it."
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"What's a notary?"
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"A notary is, like, a person who makes things official with, like a stamp or a notebook."
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"No, no, it's not hot. Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!"
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"Look, the thought of you beating me does not keep me hard."
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"- No I haven't been... - We've been up all night too."
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"You're not training."
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"You so confident you gonna run, let's put some money on it."
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"It's okay. We've believe that you're running the marathon."
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"You don't have to believe me."
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"The Hutus and the Tutsis."
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"One minute, we're hanging out, partying, smiling, laughing it"
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"- Yes. - Not a horror movie."
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"We can't let that happen to us."
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"Why don't you come in?"
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"But I need a donation from you"
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"Well, I walked as much as I could and then I ran a bit and"
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"Who needs cars when you're the flash?"
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"I'm working my ass off over here."
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"That's a bad idea."
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"No. My eyes are just hydrated."
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"Yeah, but you usually pick up Ellie."
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"You didn't need any I.D."
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"your little walkabout!"
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"Oh! (chomping)"
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"She was Swiss!"
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"(chuckles): There's a homeless guy in Kevin's house."
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"Don't apologize... notarize!"
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"And remember what Taco says:"
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"Taco's a notary, huh?"
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