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Clips from The League (2009) - The Marathon (S02E02)

"ANDRE: Legs... strong, useful and practical."
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"For those who can't run."
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"I'm the master of the stairs!"
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"What do Andre and *** have in common?"
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"Shedding the pounds like Chicago's bravest."
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"I wish I could slip a dollar through the computer."
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"I'm a red-hot fireman."
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"This week I'm gonna take you down!"
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"Guys, we're just talking about a little friendly competition here."
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"I just think you guys are worried she's gonna kick your ass."
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"No, no, no, no. What I'm worried about is collision between you two."
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"(Pete, Ruxin groaning)"
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"No."
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"This? It's for the marathon."
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"The marathon."
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"Oh, it's this amazing energy supplement."
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"Yeah. Oh, you guys heard of it."
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"I just suck these down."
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"But what does it taste like, just out of curiosity."
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"Do you have a favorite flavor Spunk?"
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"So where do you get this stuff?"
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"No."
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"I'm trying to drink healthy."
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"Yeah, it's for charity. I just wanted to kinda give back."
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"I think it's great you guys are both running the marathon."
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"It's actually something simple enough for you to do."
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"- That was so fun, wasn't it? - It really was."
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"It was impressive."
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"It does feel good."
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"No, no. Okay, all right... That is hot."
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"No, I don't want to talk smack when I'm about to enter you."
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"I'm at, like, 40% right now."
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"- You can't handle this? - 20%."
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"Come on, it's fun, healthy No. I just basically have to"
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"(groaning): Good night. Good night."
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"- Hey, hey, what are you doing? - Hey."
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"You've been up all night?"
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"I'm training."
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"How do you know that?"
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"Oh, you're on."
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"There he goes."
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"He's so great."
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"What? No breakfast?"
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"- Mm, maybe you should give her a call sometime. - Oh, okay."
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"Cheadle in Africa in the hotel."
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"But the most important thing is"
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"Okay."
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"You don't seem very friendly."
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"Twyla!"
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"Yeah. I just don't know if I'm supporting Team Twyla this year."
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"See, I just don't negotiate with charity terrorists."
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"What are charity terrorists?"
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"It's almost a jihad against my wallet."
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"On that walk, did you stop at TCBY?"
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"eating my chicken salad sandwich out of the fridge."
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"Are you wicking anything away?"
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"Oh, I'm staying hydrated."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Yeah. Do you want to have a hydrating contest?"
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"He thinks I'm still chugging."
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"Please? Thank you."
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"Sweetheart, I got to go, so bye, guys. Um, Sunday you could pick Ellie"
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"Sunday I like to tinker around with my lineup."
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"You don't need to save me from myself. I can save myself."
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"Yeah, I'll get her."
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"Oh, my God, this is like awkward Wimbledon."
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"(laughs)"
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"You guys are a hot mess."
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"It's not a big deal."
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"How do you know what "notarize" means, Taco?"
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"Turf Tow? I'd like to see him run a mile in my shoes."
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"- Oh please, will you not... - 26.2..."
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"Wait a second, doesn't Jenny have Frank Gore?"
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"This is what it is."
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"Don't be rated PG."
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"We made an agreement."
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"My legs are killing me."
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"Uh-uh. I need to see some proper form of identification."
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"Twyla, we've been working in an office together for five years, so..."
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"- Yeah, but how do I know that you're you? - Very well."
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"to Team Twyla, would it?"
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"All right, well, you want a second form of identification?"
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"Semantics!"
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"Goddamn canotary."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Don't terrorize... notarize!"
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"Don't ***, notarize!"
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"Give me a call."
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"Everything is free."
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"(grunts, exhales)"
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"Notary business is good, and I have you to thank. I found a career, people respect"
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"- Think of me as your university of Phoenix. - You know what?"
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"This is a little Asian boy who wanted to own a powerboat."
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"I got $120 burning a hole in the hole in my pocket, so name the"
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"drink... doesn't matter how expensive."
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"I don't know what that is."
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"That is right, I am an official marathoner of Chicago."
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"I heard you're a notary."
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"Can you notarize something for me right now?"
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"- Okay. - Alright."
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"- Step into my office. - It's by the bathroom?"
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"- It is official. - It's a fine number, but this, my friend,"
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"This is impressive."
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"This is a piece of paper with a stamp on it. I have an official race ***."
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"Okay."
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"Official business."
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"I'll notarize you!"
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"No."
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"He's a professional, just like myself. Ugh! Oh!"
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"of so much desperation."
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"Notarize!"
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"You ruined my jeans."
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"Come on, we had a deal."
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"Buddy. You all right?"
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"Your toe?"
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"A what?"
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"A marathon."
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"That canotary at work froze me out. I'm under a time crunch."
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"You've been doing it for a week."
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"Go. Leave me alone."
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