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Clips from The League (2009) - The Marathon (S02E02)

"Excuse me?"
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"Charity terrorists are people like yourself who force me to"
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"give money to things against my will."
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"Let me ask you a question, Twyla."
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"Sure."
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"then I walked some!"
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"Yes."
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"Well, I also love the country's best yogurt, but I"
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"don't expect you to pay me to go on the elliptical to work it off."
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"Okay, well, then why don't you put your name on it, Rodney?"
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"'Kay, everybody calls me Ruxin."
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"Whoo! Ha-ha-ha!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Chill hours, 15 minutes from my house to your house."
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"What's the name of the dude you're chasing?"
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"That's actually 'cause this is wicked oil moisture bouncing off me, it's going out."
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"Stop wicking."
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"This women's basketball game, this is, like, the Heartbreak"
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"Hill of channel surfing."
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"Tortoise. Hare."
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"Tortoise. Hare."
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"Uh, I think you got that backwards."
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"Well, I'm more hydrated than you."
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"Hydration? Huh? Hm?"
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"I'm just gonna let him finish it and suffer."
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"(panting, coughing)"
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"Are you crying?"
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"I got to use your bathroom."
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"I know, so I'm kind of saving you from yourself."
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"From myself."
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"So you got her? Sunday?"
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"Great. Thank you."
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"You're welcome."
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"You're the best."
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"Sunday you will pick Ellie up?"
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"Sure."
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"Great. Love you."
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"you're gonna tell me that's not bothering you?"
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"No. We talked about it."
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"Union is strong. We even made a pact."
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"Oh, you want me to notarize that?"
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"Friends, you are looking at a licensed notarizer."
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"The word is "notary.""
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"No, no, that's the plural."
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"No, it's the perfect job for me, guys."
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"I love arts & crafts."
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"Holy shit, she's never gonna *** this out."
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"You gotta volter her backup."
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"I'm just gonna tell her about Frank Gore."
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"- What?! - I have to. We made an agreement."
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"Sweep the leg, Johnny!"
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"Be rated R."
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"Guy's got a point."
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"Can somebody give me a ride?"
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"Twyla! Got some stuff I need notarized from BP v. Minority Fishermen."
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"Here we go."
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"(sighs)"
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"Drive?"
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"No, we moved a while back... Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"You're gonna have to come back when you have some current identification."
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"This wouldn't have anything to do with me refusing to donate"
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"Oh, now you're gonna need to come back with two forms of I.D."
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"yesterday when you were in my office trolling for money for"
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"Yeah, well, then yesterday you were dealing with Twyla..."
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"now you're dealing with a notary!"
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"Yes, I do!"
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"How about the name that was on my goddamn sandwich!"
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"Oh, well, I couldn't read it with all that chicken scratch on it!"
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"- So you did eat it! - And it was good."
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"(chomping)"
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"You know what?"
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"Hm?"
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"I hope you lose control of your bowels like that German marathon runner."
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"Two forms, Rodney!"
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"What is this?"
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"Hi, everyone. Sorry, you interrupted me doing business stuff."
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"I'm Taco from Taco Corp."
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"You may recognize me as the number one vintner of Three Penis wine"
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"Where does he find those people?"
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"Don't compromise... notarize!"
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"I keep forgetting that."
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"me, and I'm making a change now."
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"I'm making dreams happen."
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"Pretty sure it's illegal in this state."
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"But guess what?"
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"You guys need a drink?"
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"I'd like an old-fashioned, please."
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"And on the third day, God gave him a number, and his number was 1729."
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"I'll be there on Sunday."
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"I need your support...will you come out? You need a drink, my friend?"
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"Uh, no, Taco."
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"Keeping the body clean, like a temple."
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"See, I wish I had... (grunts)"
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"time for hobbies like that. Alright."
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"Have fun in 1971."
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"You might not know this, because I haven't seen you"
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"training, but the whole secret of marathon running is keeping"
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"yourself limber and flexible at all times."
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"It's not dressing like you're the fifth member of Color Me Badd?"
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"Alright, here's the deal."
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"What?"
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"- Notarized. - Wow."
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"- Did you get it notarized? - Hmm."
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"Don't need one."
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"See you a little later."
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"You don't need to get it stamped."
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"Hey, watch it, pal!"
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"No idea. He has no idea."
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"Andre, the stretching in doors and the bib... it just all smacks"
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"You were only supposed to stamp the paper!"
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"You're not getting your seven dollars."
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"I threw the ass stamp in for free!"
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"What is it?"
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"My toe... Oh."
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"Is it turf toe?"
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"Turf toe?"
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"Oh. Can I get some ice? Ugh!"
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"(Andre groaning)"
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"By the way, can you run a marathon with turf toe?"
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"A marathon."
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