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Clips from The League (2009) - The Marathon (S02E02)

"You son of a bitch."
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"It's just a dick move telling people you're gonna run a marathon and then not do it."
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"No, I'm good with my SPUNK."
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"The oil company people."
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"She's good."
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"I'm gonna pass it all on to you, Ruxin."
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"- What? - I'll give you my certificate."
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"being reviewed by El Notario."
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"I am really enjoying being in the league."
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"No, I brought her to gymnastics and you were supposed to pick her up and..."
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"Parent fail."
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"I love it."
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"20. Oh, get the stick."
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"Sometimes we take them for granted. But not people with lower limotaxia."
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"Otherwise known as Thurber- Horngood Syndrome."
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"KEVIN: Oh, my God!"
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"What do you...? Jenny! JENNY: What?"
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"Come here. You got to look at this thing."
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"That's why I'm taking pledges so I can fulfill one of my"
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"life's dreams: to run the marathon."
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"PETE: No!"
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"Oh, yes."
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"Dearest Zola Budd, I'm very pleased to learn that"
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"you've chosen the marathon as your next triumph in a long line"
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"of stupid, stupid exercise fads."
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"You want a nose job? Bam!"
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"Bam-bam-bam!"
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"Why would you do it, why would you video it, and then"
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"The sauna suit."
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"Forehand! (grunts)"
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"Backhand! (grunts)"
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"I'm polar ***"
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"Where's the fire?"
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"Don't forget your anal Kegels."
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"This is so great, you guys:"
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"being in the league, hanging out with you guys at the bar."
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"- It's like a date night. - Yeah."
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"Yeah?"
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"No, this is not like a date night."
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"And this is not the way two people who go head-to-head should be acting."
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"I'm taking you down!"
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"(both laugh)"
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"Ugh!"
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"There's no friendliness."
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"There's no love in the league."
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"Lying at home beneath your 80-thread-count sheets, dreaming"
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"of a better life and whispering football secrets."
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"That's that, what happens between our sheets."
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"I don't want to hear that."
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"It was a fireman's pole."
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"Really? Did the pole end up in a fireman's truck?"
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"Stripper pole."
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"What?"
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"I get it."
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"The marathon."
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"Make fun all you want. I'm in peak performance mode."
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"What are you drinking?"
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"S.P.U.N.K."
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"Spunk is amazing."
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"It just gives me so much more energy."
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"I love Spunk."
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"A little salty."
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"Like, I want some Spunk, you know?"
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"Mm, I got a guy."
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"'Cause I'm running the marathon."
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"Let me take care of this."
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"I got it."
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"- Are you? Really? - Yeah, yeah."
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"- No, you're not. - Oh, yes, I am, yeah."
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"I am... running it."
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"So, uh, you want a juice, too?"
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"You know what?"
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"I think I'll have a hefeweizen."
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"He didn't even know about eating Spunk."
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"It's this woman who's a notary."
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"The only thing worse than running a marathon is running"
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"Then don't do it. Don't give her any money."
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"Oh."
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"She's, like, a real canotary."
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"Guys, come on."
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"I'm not censoring myself in front of her."
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"Oh, my God, I fit in I was pretty impressive."
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"What feels good is when Frank Gore is gonna score three TDs on you you on Sunday?"
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"No, not really."
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"Mmm. How about when Jay Feely's gonna kick a 60-yard field goal?"
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"No way! I'm talking smack."
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"Ah, see?"
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"Even you know you're gonna lose."
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"Mm, knowing that I'm losing is blood flow down there."
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"tie a stick to it to get it in now."
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"That is not hot at all."
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"What am I doing? I'm training for the marathon."
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"- For the what? - The marathon."
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"- The what? - The what?"
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"You know what? Shut up. You've been up all night?"
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"- You are drunk. - I am not drunk."
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"I am running the marathon."
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"Let's put a bet on it: $1,000 I have a better time than you."
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"$2,000."
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"Oh. You got to warm up."
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"'Cause I'm taking it."
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"I'll see you on the track."
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"Look how excited he is."
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"Hey, I'm sort of in a rush this morning, so I got to... I'm in here."
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"Oh, I couldn't sleep. I am so excited about my matchups."
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"We don't want to turn into the Hutus and the Tutsis."
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"What?"
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"up, next minute, you try to hack I... It's a horror movie with Don"
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"Hotel Rwanda?"
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"- What?! - True story."
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"Oh, my. That makes it so much worse."
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"we have to make an accord with each other that fantasy"
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"football will not effect our home life."
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"Just a little friendly competition."
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"I'm friendly."
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"No, I'm friendly."
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"How friendly?"
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"I'll consummate this agreement here on the table."
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"Ruxin."
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"for Team Twyla, for our marathon."
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