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Clips from The Detour - The Tank (S01E01)

"But she was too high to remember it?"
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"Did you need me to answer that?"
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"I work for a good company that's just doing a bad thing,"
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"- What ap? - Bro, you're so old."
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"Oh, my god. Oh, it smells like it."
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"Well, you gotta train yourself to like it."
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"- And you need to unwind. - She doesn't work."
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"No. If you were in school all the time,"
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"Okay, what I'm saying is,"
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"$108. I don't see how that adds up."
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"but we really don't drink and drive, so..."
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"Pennies! Pennies! Pennies work."
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"No, no, no, copper neutralizes the alcohol."
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"Do you have a better idea?!"
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"- You refused the breathalyzer. - Yeah, because I'm not drunk."
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"- Ow! - I said hold still."
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"Ow! You are terrible at your job."
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"Same chiseled jaw. Same piercing blue eyes."
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"Yeah, mine are. Yours are yellow and red."
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"Die, Sheriff! Die!"
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"and a tie for a belt."
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"- This isn't a production. - I would love to be assigned a role."
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"The plot thickens!"
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"We're just... we're parked right now."
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"Wow."
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"- What are we doing back here? - Still mad."
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"What are you doing? What?"
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"You're gonna thank me one day."
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"No! No!"
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"a thorough internal investigation"
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"and interviewing all the relevant parties."
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"and you let Parker walk out of here"
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"of a man who outsmarted you..."
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"So you understand how stupid you really are."
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"bring this product back to me, or don't bother coming back."
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"So we're, like, fired if we don't find it?"
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"I'll... I'll definitely be there."
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"Stop it!"
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"Aah! Oh, shit!"
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"That's probably a mistake."
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"No, that is a mistake. Run it again."
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"- Give me a drink! - Here. Here."
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"No, no, no. That's an urban legend."
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"Hold... hold on. Let me get one with my shirt off."
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"Do you know how mad you would be at me if I did that?"
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"♪ That's why I invite you ♪ ♪ I invite you ♪"
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"Okay. Got it."
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"One day at a time, Nate."
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"Is that why I'm here? Weed gummies?"
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"Where is this guy?"
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"I have never, ever operated a vehicle"
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"You don't have to sleep. You can read."
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"That's great. I'm trying to talk to my wife."
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"- How mad are you? - I'm pretty mad."
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"She's blind and deaf and diabetic."
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"He's... he's alive."
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"I thought that's why you do yoga."
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"I did. Why don't you ask your mother"
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"What are you doing? I had them scared straight."
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"Ooh! Do we have a 12-volt mattress inflater?"
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"Am I in trouble?"
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"and I am so sorry. And..."
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"- Hey, what is this? - Oh, yeah. About that."
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"Well, clearly it does, because we don't drink and drive."
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"I think we need to go."
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"Okay, just give me the bags. They're... they're still good."
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"- Go, go, go. Go, go, go. Go, go. - What? What?"
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"This, my friend, is your Pulitzer."
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"What? You drank when you were his age."
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"No. That's not what happens when you drink."
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"- Oh, jeez. Somebody help me. - I got it."
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"Yeah, I ran it a few times on account of you folks"
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"You're not being arrested at this time."
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"- You just gotta frame it and print it. - But we're online only."
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"Davey?"
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"- Nate, let's just go. - No, no, no."
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"- "Am I being detained?" - Am I being detained?"
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"- No, you were way... 12. - What if he likes it?"
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"one more time."
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"Do you mind if I just go grab something from my car?"
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"Baby, what is your problem? Let's go."
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"♪ pinky ♪"
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"The car's running. That's a violation."
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"- Take it off. - I can't."
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"- Who? - Who's Peter Donaire?"
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"Okay, get your hand off my thigh. We are nothing alike."
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"- You sure it's not Dad? - Yes."
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"Huh?"
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"- Let our parents go. - No."
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"You just finished my entire bottle of water."
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"or do you want to be a real journalist?"
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"Mnh."
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"don't seem like the type, but V.I.N. don't lie."
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"10-24. QNP. Those are just numbers."
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"I... no. I'm saying that sometimes,"
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"Excuse me, sir, um, is this really necessary?"
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"Excuse me. What do you call raising the two of you?"
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"I can't have you shut me out. It's... no? Okay."
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"from your former company,"
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"- Fail. Fail. Fail. - You failed 'cause you're drunk."
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"On a child's mat? Covered in urine?"
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"♪ hand ♪"
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"Okay, I can't have you hate me right now."
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"I'm pretty sure this one's the freshie."
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"- $80 for this? - Sorry, folks."
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"Okay. That's cool, man."
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"The story's all here."
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"It would've taken too long."
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"- Fail. Fail. - Give me that thing."
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"Hmm. I just used one of these, and now I can't remember."
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"I want you to look into the face"
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"I got a reservation, everything. You can call them."
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"You know, I always tell you guys,"
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"So nobody heard this racket?"
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"Yeah, I would like to request the same of you."
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"What do you mean, you're guilty?"
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"with this mechanic."
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"You know, that's not too complicated for me."
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"- He was all crooked. - Then go park on the roof."
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"It's..."
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