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Clips from The Detour - The Tank (S01E01)

"Okay, so it's day two and your sister-in-law"
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"and you left it in the trunk of your minivan"
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"That Shawarma place I'm going to down the road,"
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"I just want to keep you looped in."
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"Going for a walk... Alone."
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"So no lunch?"
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"Are you Nate Parker?"
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"- Yeah. It's all right here. - What's this?"
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"My what?"
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"N-no, that's your job."
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"You're... you're the journalist. I'm just the source, okay?"
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"Excuse me. Can I park there?"
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"- No, Reuters. - Oh, is that how you say it?"
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"Do you want to be a dumb-ass for the rest of your life"
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"Okay, and break stories and potentially save"
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"I can't. My leather seats get too hot, and I'm wearing shorts."
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"Oh, my gosh. Shut up!"
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"♪ There is a place I figured out... ♪"
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"Hey, can you get the bags for me?"
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"- It's alcohol. - Mnh-mnh."
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"No, it's a mimosa."
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"No, I was way older."
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"- What do you think of carrots? - Too spicy."
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"- Here. - You're welcome."
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"No."
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"No."
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"No."
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"- Dave? - There he is."
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"Hey, Davey? Hey, it's Nate Parker."
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"Is he dead?"
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"Give him a poke."
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"What's wrong with him? He's drunk."
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"It does."
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"- Why would you walk that back in? - Because it's not true."
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"- I socialize. - I always have fun."
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"Wait. If I drink, I have more fun?!"
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"You're drinking right now."
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"Okay, listen, people drink for a multitude"
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"- I wouldn't need to drink. - Did you say you "need" to drink?"
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"Ahh."
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"That's what happens when you don't drink enough water."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah. What?"
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"No, you gotta give it one of these."
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"- Simple enough. - There you go. Ooh."
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"That's your solution, huh?"
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"Eyyy."
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"Wow. That is..."
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"Bang-up job."
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"No, I know that,"
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"We're a zero tolerance county."
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"This is broken."
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"Listen to me,"
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"Yeah, well, you'll certainly never do it again, will ya?"
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"So why didn't you tell that guy to take this thing off?"
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"And we wanna get to the beach, right?"
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"- Why would you give me alcohol?! - You seem tense!"
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"I already blew in it!"
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"It says here some models may honk repeatedly."
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"I don't know. Do we? Do we? Look in the back! No! No!"
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"This is all his fault."
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"You're thinking Gary. Gary's tires and wheels, Arnie."
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"Gary burned to death."
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"What... ow! Don't twist it!"
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"- Are we free to go now? - Ah! Shit!"
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"I'm trying to save me a ton of paperwork"
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"Lie all the way down."
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"And it has no cure."
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"You want another go, Stabby? All right."
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"He's letting everyone just walk out. Let's go."
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"Text them. Tell them to meet us outside."
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"you are a young Peter Donaire incarnate."
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"- Mm? - Let's go."
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"Hey, shakes."
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"- If you have to. - Great."
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"- Peter, don't make me call the sheriff. - No!"
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"No, you're not. We haven't been charged."
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"Jesus Christ. How are you even alive?"
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"They say it could be any day now."
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"This is not what guilty looks like."
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"No, it is a red wine-stained shirt, pee pee pants,"
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"And I thought it was fine."
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"♪ Middle's what you want, but it ain't my thing ♪"
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"Have you been drinking?"
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"Hell,yeah!"
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"Oh, shit. It's a cop. It's a cop, man!"
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"Now."
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"A man with Parkinson's carved up my arm because of her."
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"okay, we don't need to hear the whole story."
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"- So Mom's the loser? - Yes."
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"Mommies make mistakes, too. Rarely."
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"What exactly is a "weed gummy"?"
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"Get your wine-stained hands off my son."
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"But I just need you to know that I love you"
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"Get in the car."
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"He's like a father."
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"Davey."
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"Yes!"
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"I'm gonna do you a favor."
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"And for a couple of bags of what?"
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"That is high grade..."
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"Listen, we've all been there."
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"He was so drunk."
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"It's a soundproof room, sir."
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"Oh. Three plus two."
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"Well, sir, we're conducting"
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"potentially jeopardizing a billion-dollar deal."
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"Uh, yes. Or is that too complicated?"
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"was cat-sitting your 23-year-old diabetic short-haired tabby"
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"So you stayed the night in a hotel,"
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"and that's when you finally told your wife that you got fired."
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"You were smuggling a product that you stole"
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"Okay, I didn't just leave it there."
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"- I hid it very well, thank you. - Where?"
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"That's where everyone hides stuff."
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"You're a real dummy, aren't you, Mr. Parker?"
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"Hey, boss. Just stepping out for a bit."
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"Okay. 10, 15 minutes tops."
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"- Yep, that's fine. - Yeah, just gonna go to lunch."
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"I know it's early, but, uh, I skipped breakfast"
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"and I am as hungry as a..."
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