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Clips from The Detour - The Tank (S01E01)

"Okay, this is called false imprisonment."
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"You're not being put in a prison."
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"- Then where are you taking us? - To a holding facility."
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"What do you say when they're not allowed to keep you?"
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"- Uh, uh, oh, uh, "am I free to go?" - Am I free to go?"
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"Quit it with the libertarian bullshit."
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"and you a bit of embarrassment."
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"Now I'm politely asking you"
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"to go in there for a couple of hours and sleep it off."
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"In a daycare?"
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"And fecal matter, probably."
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"Not a lot of space here in drunkard county."
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"- Like an infant? - Yeah."
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"Or there's a ball pit."
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"Oh, hey! Shakey's here."
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"Baby, that's terrible."
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"No, you know what's terrible? Hepatitis that he gave me."
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"You good?"
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"- Let our parents go. - No."
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"- Let our parents go. - No."
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"- Let our parents go. - No."
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"- Let our parents stay. - Okay."
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"- Drive safe, Becky. - Mm-hmm."
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"- They have our keys. - We have a spare set."
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"What about the children?"
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"The sheriff said to stay. I just..."
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"since when do you do what you're told?"
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"Listen to you."
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"My dear boy,"
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"- Actually, I don't really care. - He is me."
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"- It's like looking in a mirror. - No, it's not."
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"Nice thick thighs."
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"Despite that, we find ourselves shoulder to shoulder."
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"Ha ha. Back in your tent."
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"Can my wife help me?"
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"Sounds like it must be heavy."
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"- It is. - Okay."
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"Hello! My name is Stretch B!"
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"B!"
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"Annoying, isn't it?"
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"Not as annoying as this."
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"Nothing you can do to me Vietcong already hasn't."
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"No, no, no, he's fine. You're fine."
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"I'll 10-24 for backup."
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"And that teleprinter of yours isn't even plugged in."
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"Buddy, zip it!"
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"- Yes, you are. - Nate, I'm guilty."
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"We are free to go."
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"Did you hear that, you dopey-headed clod?"
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"What is the charge?"
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"You were driving with a .76 blood alcohol level."
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"I bring myself up to zero with mescaline."
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"I'm so sorry we've been trying to manipulate you"
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"into letting our family go."
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"It's just... We're on our way to see our dying Noonie"
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"- Jared, is this true? - Oh, yeah, she's really old."
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"She doesn't even kill mice anymore."
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"She was an exterminator."
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"You know what they call it when you lie to a cop?"
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"Obstruction of justice."
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"- I think he bought it. - You're an idiot."
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"This is also what guilty looks like."
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"This is becoming a wonderful production of marital discourse."
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"Sure, your role is to shut the up."
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"Ah, forever the Godot. Felt, never seen."
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"No action, no dialogue, but thematically critical."
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"I don't understand. What... the D.U.I.'s mine."
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"I had a glass of wine."
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"I went out with Vanessa."
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"Well, there was your first mistake."
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"We went to this place. It was like an hour outside of town."
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"♪ thumb... ♪"
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"♪ Index, ring ♪"
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"♪ You drag my name... ♪"
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"- ♪ Through the dirt ♪ - Ma'am?"
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"- Please step out of the vehicle. - Oh, no. We're not driving."
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"I know, but we're pre-lilith fair-ing."
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"- The car is running. - What?"
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"Ma'am, I need you to step out of the vehicle now."
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"Mommy and Noonie are so close."
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"We're going to be walking into a pretty somber scene."
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"You see? We were away!"
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"We had you out of there!"
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"We obstructed justice for you!"
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"Hey, I did nothing wrong, okay? Look at this."
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"It's always somebody else's fault."
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"Do you ever take responsibility for your own mistakes?"
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"Oh, okay."
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"and then I drink and drive."
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"I say, "don't drink, don't do drugs." What do I do?"
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"I eat weed gummies, and then I have mimosas for breakfast."
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"- I don't even like mimosas. - Wait."
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"You said something just now that moved me."
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"No, no, no. Kids?"
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"Kids, kids, kids, were you messing around back here?"
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"No."
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"No, I think we need to talk this out."
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"You need space? Loud and clear. I hear it."
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"Really, I mean, it wasn't that big of a deal."
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"Right. You're right. It was a big deal."
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"Hey! Davey, have you seen any, uh, uh..."
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"Oh, my god. Thank you."
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"Just, uh, bring them to me. I appreciate it."
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"Hey, Davey. Davey!"
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"Look at you, man. Desperate."
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"I knew this guy once who got so lit he decided to set fire"
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"He thought it'd be a real funny joke."
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"I wish you could've heard that story, man."
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"My family. You have..."
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"Life!"
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"Oh. And he took three bags of product?"
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"Turns out he took two last week."
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"There's nothing valuable in this whole goddamn building"
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"except what's behind that door."
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"I mean, how'd he even get access to it?"
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"Did you interview these two dipshits on the screen?"
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"Now listen, I am launching this product next weekend,"
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"Huh? Okay."
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"I want you two idiots to go out there, find the bigger idiot,"
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"named Noonie."
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