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Clips from Louie - Subway/Pamela (S02E02)

"I have to toughen him up."
Louie
"He can't go through life being afraid of everything."
Louie
"Yeah, but it's normal to be afraid of a ride."
Louie
"he gets to use only at Disney World."
Louie
"You get scared?"
Louie
"who just saw a spider in her vagina."
Louie
"Oh, Jesus, you're on a roll."
Louie
"No."
Louie
"Pamela... What?"
Louie
"Why you gotta take it to the level all the time?"
Louie
"Look, we both know..."
Louie
"I just have this feeling-- Don't, no--"
Louie
"--these feelings. I don't want to see your bummed-out face"
Louie
"at the end of this road."
Louie
"And you're about to end it."
Louie
"Because..."
Louie
"And I can't go that way."
Louie
"You're gonna get so bummed out and you're gonna wanna stop"
Louie
"Dude."
Louie
"I'm actually fine with the way things are,"
Louie
"that I'm in a constant state of agitation."
Louie
"It's actually better than any real requited"
Louie
"I'm-- no, I'm saying that I-- I wanna be your friend."
Louie
"Yes, and I'll be your friend, and I won't press you"
Louie
"if you just let me get it out one time."
Louie
"You wanna tell me?"
Louie
"Yes... please."
Louie
"You're so beautiful to me."
Louie
"it wrecks me."
Louie
"and you're-- you shit all over me"
Louie
"'cause that's how long it's gonna take me"
Louie
"I don't."
Louie
"I had a dream the other night that you and I were on a train."
Louie
"You were holding my hand."
Louie
"And I felt you holding my hand."
Louie
"I woke up and I couldn't believe it wasn't real."
Louie
"I'm sick in love with you, Pam."
Louie
"It's like a condition."
Louie
"It's like polio."
Louie
"I feel like I'm gonna die if I can't be with you."
Louie
"So I'm gonna die."
Louie
"And I don't care."
Louie
"'Cause I was brought into existence to know you,"
Louie
"I'm doing a bad job at this."
Louie
"No, you're not."
Louie
"It's a good job."
Louie
"Good job."
Louie
"any part of the world that you'd feel any of the same--"
Louie
"of a fraction of the feelings that you have?"
Louie
"That made me feel really good."
Louie
"No, sorry."
Louie
"Okay."
Louie
"very awkwardly then."
Louie
"Great, let's continue."
Louie
"I need to go food shopping."
Louie
"Where is Serge?"
Louie
"Oh, he, uh-- he has a sleepover after soccer."
Louie
"You want something to drink?"
Louie
"Oh, okay."
Louie
"Well, we could just--"
Louie
"I think I'm just gonna-- just go home."
Louie
"All right."
Louie
"I'll see ya later."
Louie
"Oh, oh... yes."
Louie
"I will see you... later."
Louie
"Yeah?"
Louie
"Yeah."
Louie
"You wanted to take a bath with me?"
Louie
"and not anymore and never again,"
Louie
"and eww, and goodbye."
Louie
"And Jesus, did you just blow that,"
Louie
"and goodbye."
Louie
"And 43-year-old couples are funny"
Louie
"Because they're already building those skills."
Louie
"You know that way your grandparents are"
Louie
"with each other?"
Louie
"They started it as soon as they figured out"
Louie
"And she doesn't get it."
Louie
"He just goes for, I don't know, likes his long walks."
Louie
"Of course he does,"
Louie
"he's running out the clock on the rest of his life."
Louie
"he's gonna spend the rest of his life with."
Louie
"Ah, he just stands in the backyard for hours."
Louie
"He hates you a lot."
Louie
"He hates you more than he loves you, Grandma."
Louie
"And that's why every time your mouth opens, he goes, Ugh,"
Louie
"at where the grass meets the pavement."
Louie
"I skipped the 9th grade, skipped the 10th grade."
Louie
"I'm gonna be educated."
Louie
"Why did you wanna come here?"
Louie
"I don't know, it's a good place."
Louie
"No, I mean..."
Louie
"I wish the food would come."
Louie
"That guy who just walked in."
Louie
"What, you robbed a bank?"
Louie
"Yeah."
Louie
"just-- just tapered off."
Louie
"Must've been global warming or something."
Louie
"Long term."
Louie
"Thank you."
Louie
"I can't wait to eat the shit that I take"
Louie
"Oh, my God, that's the funniest thing you ever said."
Louie
"Oh, she is so pleased. No."
Louie
"Good for you. Okay."
Louie
"you're gonna be thrown around 'til you puke."
Louie
"Yeah, I went on a Ferris wheel one time,"
Louie
"Can I just tell you one time the way I feel about you?"
Louie
"Pamela, I'm in love with you."
Louie
"Uh. Yeah, it's that bad."
Louie
"Every time I look at your face or even remember it,"
Louie
"And the way you are with me, and you're just fun,"
Louie
"which is that I'm crazy about you, Pamela."
Louie
"Louie..."
Louie
"The idea that you would want me back,"
Louie
"Okay."
Louie
"Thanks."
Louie
"they're not getting out."
Louie
"He's trying to stay as far as possible from the person"
Louie
"what your grandmother talks about your grandfather."
Louie
"Yeah?"
Louie
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