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Clips from Louie - Subway/Pamela (S02E02)

14 years old, born in 1997.

"14 years old, born in 1997."

Louie

Man, I'm gonna graduate at 16.

"Man, I'm gonna graduate at 16."

Louie

Don't be scared.

"Don't be scared."

Louie

Gonna rain.

"Gonna rain."

Louie

Did you wanna take me here

"Did you wanna take me here"

Louie

Have you ever eaten here?

"Have you ever eaten here?"

Louie

which you're not, you need to face it.

"which you're not, you need to face it."

Louie

And you're very boring.

"And you're very boring."

Louie

Yes, I am exactly.

"Yes, I am exactly."

Louie

Come on, you think I'm awesome.

"Come on, you think I'm awesome."

Louie

Do you have to constantly shove bread in your hole?

"Do you have to constantly shove bread in your hole?"

Louie

Ugh, my God.

"Ugh, my God."

Louie

Which one?

"Which one?"

Louie

Yeah?

"Yeah?"

Louie

No, I did something.

"No, I did something."

Louie

Oh.

"Oh."

Louie

He didn't get old.

"He didn't get old."

Louie

Or?

"Or?"

Louie

I used to do that.

"I used to do that."

Louie

Quite a bit.

"Quite a bit."

Louie

But now...

"But now..."

Louie

The constant flow of penises into your asshole

"The constant flow of penises into your asshole"

Louie

Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

Louie

Th That's really go.

"Th That's really go."

Louie

Oh, my Jesus.

"Oh, my Jesus."

Louie

Mmm.

"Mmm."

Louie

I told you this is a great place.

"I told you this is a great place."

Louie

I'm gonna eat this and then go home and kill myself.

"I'm gonna eat this and then go home and kill myself."

Louie

Just shut up.

"Just shut up."

Louie

Ah, poor little guy.

"Ah, poor little guy."

Louie

I get it, 'cause I hate rides.

"I get it, 'cause I hate rides."

Louie

Oh, man.

"Oh, man."

Louie

Pamela...

"Pamela..."

Louie

Can't we just share a laugh?

"Can't we just share a laugh?"

Louie

Don't... don't, please.

"Don't... don't, please."

Louie

Just please stop the car, Louie.

"Just please stop the car, Louie."

Louie

Why?

"Why?"

Louie

Because... I value your friendship.

"Because... I value your friendship."

Louie

Why are you saying that?

"Why are you saying that?"

Louie

you keep pressing me, man.

"you keep pressing me, man."

Louie

hanging out with me.

"hanging out with me."

Louie

You're worried I'm not gonna wanna hang out with you?

"You're worried I'm not gonna wanna hang out with you?"

Louie

love/sex thing I ever had.

"love/sex thing I ever had."

Louie

Okay, now you're depressing me.

"Okay, now you're depressing me."

Louie

But can I just--

"But can I just--"

Louie

You wanna tell me?

"You wanna tell me?"

Louie

to be anything else, I promise,

"to be anything else, I promise,"

Louie

Go ahead.

"Go ahead."

Louie

Let me tell you, let me.

"Let me tell you, let me."

Louie

I don't think about women anymore, I think about you.

"I don't think about women anymore, I think about you."

Louie

We were on this train and you were holding my hand.

"We were on this train and you were holding my hand."

Louie

No.

"No."

Louie

It's a... jewel.

"It's a... jewel."

Louie

Is there any planet,

"Is there any planet,"

Louie

I'm.. No...

"I'm.. No..."

Louie

Just not-- Yeah, no.

"Just not-- Yeah, no."

Louie

But that was gorgeous.

"But that was gorgeous."

Louie

Oh, be careful.

"Oh, be careful."

Louie

Where's Serge? Huh?

"Where's Serge? Huh?"

Louie

You wanna take a bath?

"You wanna take a bath?"

Louie

Okay.

"Okay."

Louie

All right, that was...

"All right, that was..."

Louie

Hey. Hey.

"Hey. Hey."

Louie

Did you just ask me if I wanted to take a bath?

"Did you just ask me if I wanted to take a bath?"

Louie

Yep.

"Yep."

Louie

You seriously wanted to take a bath with me?

"You seriously wanted to take a bath with me?"

Louie

because they act like old couples.

"because they act like old couples."

Louie

They didn't start that at 80.

"They didn't start that at 80."

Louie

and the guy, he just goes for long walks.

"and the guy, he just goes for long walks."

Louie

For hours, he just walks.

"For hours, he just walks."

Louie

She's like, He just walks, it's weird.

"She's like, He just walks, it's weird."

Louie

And that's like your grandparents,

"And that's like your grandparents,"

Louie

He's crazy.

"He's crazy."

Louie

That's 'cause he hates you a lot!

"That's 'cause he hates you a lot!"

Louie

got the world by the balls, baby.

"got the world by the balls, baby."

Louie

Going for the full ride.

"Going for the full ride."

Louie

Can't get over myself.

"Can't get over myself."

Louie

Here's my school I.D.

"Here's my school I.D."

Louie

I'm a junior in high school.

"I'm a junior in high school."

Louie

Marry you right now, come on, girl.

"Marry you right now, come on, girl."

Louie

Come on, girl.

"Come on, girl."

Louie

Gonna rain.

"Gonna rain."

Louie

because it looks Frenchy and cool-looking?

"because it looks Frenchy and cool-looking?"

Louie

Yeah... When?

"Yeah... When?"

Louie

Liar.

"Liar."

Louie

You picked it out because you thought

"You picked it out because you thought"

Louie

that I would think you were cool,

"that I would think you were cool,"

Louie

You're very, very un-cool, Louie.

"You're very, very un-cool, Louie."

Louie

We need to admit that or just walk away.

"We need to admit that or just walk away."

Louie

Okay.

"Okay."

Louie

Why? 'Cause I'm starving.

"Why? 'Cause I'm starving."

Louie

Really, you're starving?

"Really, you're starving?"

Louie

You can't just be hungry for a second?

"You can't just be hungry for a second?"

Louie

The one over there with the face.

"The one over there with the face."

Louie

Yeah, I think I did something with him.

"Yeah, I think I did something with him."

Louie

You did something?

"You did something?"

Louie

Ten years ago, I don't know.

"Ten years ago, I don't know."

Louie

So you slept with him.

"So you slept with him."

Louie

But you said you did something.

"But you said you did something."

Louie

Yeah, but I don't know if this

"Yeah, but I don't know if this"

Louie

You used to? Yeah.

"You used to? Yeah."

Louie

Now, I mean, it's not like I officially retired.

"Now, I mean, it's not like I officially retired."

Louie

It's not like they hung my jersey from the rafters,

"It's not like they hung my jersey from the rafters,"

Louie

but, definitely no one's been in there for awhile.

"but, definitely no one's been in there for awhile."

Louie

It just kinda tapered off. It tapered off?

"It just kinda tapered off. It tapered off?"

Louie

Yeah, just died out.

"Yeah, just died out."

Louie

Kick a Jesus in the face, this is delicious.

"Kick a Jesus in the face, this is delicious."

Louie

Shut up, you didn't know.

"Shut up, you didn't know."

Louie

This is the best thing I've ever tasted.

"This is the best thing I've ever tasted."

Louie

from eating this food.

"from eating this food."

Louie

Seriously, that's the first time you've ever made me laugh.

"Seriously, that's the first time you've ever made me laugh."

Louie

Louie, you're the unfunniest comedian in the world.

"Louie, you're the unfunniest comedian in the world."

Louie

That's the first thing you ever said that was funny.

"That's the first thing you ever said that was funny."

Louie

Look how pleased she is with herself.

"Look how pleased she is with herself."

Louie

Last week, I took Serge to Disney World.

"Last week, I took Serge to Disney World."

Louie

It was such a bummer.

"It was such a bummer."

Louie

But he cried like a little bitch every time

"But he cried like a little bitch every time"

Louie

I tried to get him to go on one.

"I tried to get him to go on one."

Louie

What, poor?

"What, poor?"

Louie

No, not. What no not?

"No, not. What no not?"

Louie

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