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Clips from One Day at a Time - Bobos and Mamitas (S01E01)

"I would never trade these for that."
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"Mami."
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"Everybody wants to see those. Nobody wants to see this."
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"Okay, everybody stop gesturing."
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"Mom, I'm not talking about old people sexism."
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"Men assert their power through microaggressions and mansplaining."
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"Oh, mansplaining. Is that like manscaping?"
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"I just learned that and I love it."
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"No, mansplaining is when a..."
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"It's when a man explains something to a woman..."
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"Does that make sense?"
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"What? I was just explaining what mansplaining..."
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"Oh, wow!"
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"Elena, microaggressions and all this little crap..."
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"If I got bent out of shape every time a man said something stupid,"
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"you wouldn't be here."
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"This is a real problem."
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"The sexism I'm talking about"
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"is all the little disrespectful things that men do that..."
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"Sorry, I cut you off. Talk as long as you want."
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"You know what? I'd like to hear from the ladies."
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"Women. Females. You guys... not guys, humans."
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"Mom..."
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"This stuff might not seem like a big deal, but it chips away at you."
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"You gotta call Scott out."
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"Why would I waste my time?"
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"That is right."
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"You flirt with them. You hypnotize them."
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"but really, you are the boss."
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"Why can't they just know you're the boss?"
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"Oh, no, they would be so upset."
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"That is horrifying."
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"Oh, Sí?"
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"Well, nobody ever threw a hamburger in my face."
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"Man, I'm glad I'm a guy, so I don't have to think about sexism."
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"Mi Amor, wake up."
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"Oh!"
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"that if you would wear a little makeup, you would look presentable..."
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"And maybe the people in school would listen to your garbage ideas."
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"How would that help?"
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"Lawyers would love to wear sweatpants,"
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"but they wear suits so the judge will take them seriously."
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"Beauty gives you power,"
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"and that is why I never let anyone see me without it."
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"I just realized, my whole life I've never seen you without makeup."
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"Oh, without earrings I look ridiculous."
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"so, all right, I'll give it a try."
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"Wonderful news."
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"Oh, you look very nice."
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"Thank you."
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"- I meant her. - What? She didn't do anything."
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"What?"
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"Oh, come on, Elena, it looks nice. You just look different."
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"Wear-your-grandma-to-work day?"
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"Well, what are you gonna do about Scott, the bobo?"
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"Nothing, because he doesn't matter."
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"I'm going straight to Dr. berkowitz. Then I'll accomplish my goal,"
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"- Just a little more Rouge. - Ay, Mami, no."
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"Damn it, you're right."
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"Oh, Gracias."
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"Yeah, thank you so much. Have a nice day."
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"Hey, I wanted to talk to you about my waiting room ideas"
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"full of patients out there who are very unhappy."
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"When my dogs are upset, I rub their bellies."
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"There's gotta be something we could do."
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"Blue sky, what if we stagger the appointments by just five minutes?"
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"People would wait less,"
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"and be so much happier when they see your handsome mug."
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"Smart way to go!"
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"- Boom. - Boom!"
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"I am not trying to turn this into an argument,"
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"but I said the same thing yesterday and nobody listened."
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"I don't think that's exactly what you said."
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"But maybe you didn't hear, because you were on your phone like now."
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"Yo Voy a matar este hombre."
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"Huh? What does that mean?"
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"I'm just thinking about lunch. I'm hungry."
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"but today, Scott wins!"
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"Oh, all right,"
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"I need to say something. I do. Okay, uh, Scott..."
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"Sometimes I've noticed, when I'm talking, you don't listen."
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"I've let it go, but now I'm saying something professional..."
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"In a professional manner... Professionally."
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"I think what Penelope's trying to say..."
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"Oh, my god!"
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"Stop saying what I am trying to say,"
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"you mansplaining, microaggressive, bobo cabrón!"
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"You're sexist, and I'm tired of letting it go!"
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"Does that make sense?"
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"And a fertile area for what is now our biannual staff meeting."
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"Hold up, doc."
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"You think I'm sexist? That's crazy."
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"I love women."
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"It's got nothing to do with love. It's the way you act."
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"Guys, guys! Let's keep our anger where it belongs, with the patients!"
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"I don't know what you're complaining about."
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"If anything, I'm the victim of reverse sexism."
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"Oh, my god! That's insane!"
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"Okay, don't get hysterical."
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"That's 'cause Dr. b's cool as a cuke."
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"I'm about to cry."
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"I do everything around here, okay?"
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"I order office supplies, I call insurance companies,"
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"I even make the stupid coffee because yours sucks"
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"and Lori always burns herself."
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"How about all the times you take off early for your kids' appointments"
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"and I'm left to pick up the slack, because moms are special?"
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"What did you say?"
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"Moms are special!"
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"Because we have to work twice as hard."
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"Dogs are not children, Lori!"
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"Look, sometimes I do have to take time off because braces need tightening"
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"or because my kid's head is a, quote, "lice carnival.""
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"But I always make it up, and it is just as valid"
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"as you leaving early for shark week."
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"Thirty dollars an hour?"
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"No, I'll get it on my way out, 'cause I am leaving."
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"Penelope..."
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"No. Since I'm obviously not appreciated around here,"
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"I am going to cut my salary by 100%."
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