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Clips from One Day at a Time - Bobos and Mamitas (S01E01)

"Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"What if I got up in the middle of the night"
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"and I ran into someone?"
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"And I need to look nice in case I die in my sleep."
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"and bring a little red lipstick along."
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"Okay, I'm gonna go make breakfast."
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"Mija, why are you in your uniform before you shower and get ready?"
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"Aren't there only four of you?"
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"And yet, we take attendance."
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"And like every other clown, I want to punch him in the face."
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"Our school's waste stream will really shrink"
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"Staff meeting, everybody. Staff meeting."
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"Halfway there."
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"Scott."
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"Dr. berkowitz."
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"- Okay, any new business? - Yes!"
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"My whole life!"
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"Great. That's... that's... that's great."
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"Yes, yes."
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"dare I say, badass."
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"just for the sake of expediency."
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"Oh."
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"I have a salsa emergency."
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"We're going out dancing tonight,"
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"You want me!"
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"So..."
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"You are in love with this girl?"
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"The first moment I saw my berto,"
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"Azúcar!"
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"Oh, it's happening."
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"Oh, oh, oh, oh,"
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"Oh, I must dance!"
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"No!"
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"So she started screaming and calling everyone,"
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"I couldn't even get my point across."
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"Be a woman in the army, okay?"
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"That she already knows, but he acts like he's teaching her."
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"Mom!"
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"That they don't even realize."
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"You will never win men over by confronting them."
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"And then... They will think they are the boss,"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I was thinking"
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"- Go on. - Really?"
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"So..."
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"Makeup makes you beautiful."
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"Yes, you have. My baby pictures."
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"Even in those you had your ears pierced."
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"I like what you said about power,"
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"Ah! Gracias!"
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"Elena can be in the Christmas card this year."
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"Nothing."
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"Just, if you get hit with a hamburger today, it's gonna stick."
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"license plate 374 pce will remain unharmed."
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"Should I..."
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"Okay."
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"No, that's exactly what I said, Scott."
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"Oh."
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"When it comes to ideas, no one's keeping score,"
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"You dismiss everything I say!"
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"Oh."
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"Yeah, you better be waving at someone you know."
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"What?"
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"I'm in a traditionally female-dominated profession,"
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"and if I had to diagnose what's happening, you're jealous because I'm killing it."
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"You would never say that to Dr. berkowitz."
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"It never looks hot."
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"Uh-oh! I dropped my pen."
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"Scott, could you go get that for me?"
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"We really do!"
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"All I'm saying is we're equal."
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"We all work hard. We all make the same $30 an hour."
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"But, yes, I quit."
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"Yes, you are, papito."
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"And I listened to mom, too. I was very professional."
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"This morning I saw what you could be."
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"Mami, I did something terrible."
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"It doesn't matter, Amor. No one will ever know."
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"I know, I know. I did exactly what I told Elena not to do."
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"That guy."
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"That mystery's solved."
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"Oh, so the red buick is yours?"
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"And..."
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"How about this? How about this?"
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"Okay."
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"He's got a charm that I do not understand."
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"Yes."
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"Are you asleep, mi Amor?"
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"I'm here to do this."
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"This is how you feel when you're wearing makeup?"
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"And I'm okay with that."
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"Well, one time your abuelo came home early and saw me,"
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"Ay!"
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"Oh!"
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"You were just having a nightmare."
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"You are not at war."
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"You are home."
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"You are safe."
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"- Okay? - Okay."
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"Except, I'm 38 years old sleeping with my mom."
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"And what is wrong with that?"
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"Are you wearing makeup?"
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"Of course!"
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"Like you might barge in on Julio iglesias in the bathroom?"
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"You don't know where Julio spends his time."
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"Ay, Mami, don't say that."
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"No, mija,"
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"if I do die, and I'm not saying I will..."
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"Make sure that they do a good job on my face for the funeral"
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"I know. You've been telling me since I was five."
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"- Don't let them make me up like a puta! - Them make me up like a puta!"
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"And my shade is Scarlet sunrise."
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"This is a good thing."
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"That's two."
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"That's three!"
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"Oh, my god, five? What's going on in there?"
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"The first one was for pee. And the last four were to piss you off."
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"So you're basically murdering the planet just to spite me."
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"Yeah, and it worked."
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"Ay, it's impossible to be zen in this house."
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