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Clips from One Day at a Time - Bobos and Mamitas (S01E01)

"You know, it's bad enough that you take 40-minute showers."
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"I have to use water to get ready."
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"Every time I show up at school,"
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"there are all these eyes expecting perfection."
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"And you give it to them, papito."
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"Easy."
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"It's setting."
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"I am ready, abuelita."
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"That's what I was afraid of."
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"Okay, everybody. Let's go. I can't be late."
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"We're having one of our staff meetings at work."
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"But I've actually got some good stuff to talk about today,"
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"so hopefully I can get through it"
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"You know, I know bobo is an insult, but it sounds adorable."
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"- Like he's a little clown. - Oh, yes, he is a clown."
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"So when he starts pulling his crap, I am gonna smile, I'm gonna nod..."
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"But inside, I'm gonna be like..."
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"Don't worry, I got this."
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"I spent all week preparing this badass spreadsheet"
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"and I'm gonna make it rain informative data."
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"Ooh, I have a lot going on today, too."
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"They're implementing my composting initiative in the cafeteria."
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"I wish I could make you this excited about a comb."
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"if we let the food decompose naturally."
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"You have weird goals."
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"Yes, she does, right?"
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"Okay!"
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"First things first."
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"- Lori. - Here."
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"Okay."
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"Penelope."
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"Here. We're all here. There's four of us."
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"Turns out, I've been wearing the wrong bra size."
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"Anything about the office?"
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"Here's some information I think you'll all find interesting,"
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"Lately, we've been getting some complaints from patients about wait times."
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"Well, if we stagger our appointments by just five minutes,"
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"while still maintaining an excellent level of patient-doctor..."
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"Actually, it sounds like the patients won't get the same amount of time"
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"with Dr. b that they've come to expect."
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"Well, they'd have more time with him, if, if..."
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"Actually, in today's medical industry,"
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"it's important we don't sacrifice human interaction"
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"Actually..."
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"And it's easy to get burned out? I get it."
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"Boy, such great contributions today."
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"Aw, thank you."
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"All I'm saying is, there's a reason"
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"this guy's been running the office this way for so long."
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"And I must say, I'm very attracted to the concept of nothing changing."
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"All right, meeting adjourned. Thank you, everybody."
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"If it ain't broke, don't fix it, right, doc?"
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"- Oh, my god, is that how Cubans clap? - You don't wanna find out."
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"The condiment or the dance? I am equipped for both."
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"There's this girl... Lola."
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"Close, she's from sacramento."
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"and I may have led her to believe that I know how to salsa dance."
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"- Uh-huh. - Do you think you could show me"
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"a couple moves you..."
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"Wow, you're amazing!"
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"I know."
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"Now, salsa is just, "you want me.""
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"You can't have me."
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""No, you can't have me!""
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"Now... take me in your arms like a man."
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"Huh. See, I consider myself a feminist, so I don't know..."
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"Oh, that kinda man. Got it."
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"One, two, three. One, two, three."
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"Move those hips. Feel the music!"
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"Show me something."
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"Ho, ho, yikes!"
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"Slow down. I'm not in love with her."
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"Love isn't even real."
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"It's just something your nanny says sometimes to your dad."
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"a lightning bolt went through me and I saw my future."
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"The next 40 years went by as quickly as that first night."
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"- Wow, that is so inspiring. - Mmm."
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"We hooked up at a barbecue."
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"Churning the bottle, churning the bottle."
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"¡Sí! Take my leg, bruto."
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"Ugh, I get it, we're Cuban!"
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"Can you believe this living stereotype?"
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"I know. It's... uh-oh. Oh, my god, what's happening?"
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"Whoo!"
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"- Come on! - Hey!"
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"- Come on, now! Whoo! - What?"
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"Okay, I'm dizzy."
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"Okay, there goes my shoulder."
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"Whatever, I needed that. I had a crazy annoying day."
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"It couldn't have been as bad as mine."
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"At lunch, no one scraped their food into the new composting bins."
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"Even when I stood in front of the trash cans."
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"Zach Miller hit her with a hamburger."
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"What?"
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"He threw it in the wrong bin and I deflected it..."
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"With my face."
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"No one was listening to me!"
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""Earth murderers.""
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"Look, Elena, I get it, 'cause it's in me, too."
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"In five seconds, I go from nodding thoughtfully to lighting a car on fire."
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"You lit a car on fire?"
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"That happened only once, okay? And it was kind of an accident."
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"But that's why you and me, we gotta watch it."
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"You know, like today, I barely got a word in"
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"before El bobo started interrupting me, talking over me."
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"Well, that's just sexist."
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"No."
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"He's not smacking me on the ass and going, "oye, mamita!""
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"Oh, that makes me miss your abuelo."
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"You wanna see real sexism?"
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"You got a 22-year-old white boy from south Carolina"
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"marching behind you going, "is it hot out here or is it you?""
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"Of course, it was hot out there. It was a freaking desert."
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"But you wanna know how I dealt with that bobo?"
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"By being a better soldier than him."
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"And eventually, that's how they saw me, not as a woman at all."
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"I would prefer to die."
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"Yo no entiendo cómo these men and women all want to be the same."
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"We should celebrate our differences."
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