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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh Is Going to Hawaii! (S01E01)

"in abnormal psychology."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry, bonker balls isn't in the DSM-5 yet? Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I was working hard at a New York job ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ One day I was crying a lot and so I decide to move to ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ West Covina, California ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, how do I stop?! How do I stop?!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"skate and hang out next? I mean, do you have a plan?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's what he does. He pops up, disappears."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I know. - Even her wrists are pretty."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you should not pick this up 'cause the last thing you need right now"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is a conversation with a pathalogical narcissist."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- No, I can hear your face. - Just do it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have exciting news."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, little Becca, how are you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and to a hedge fund manager."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"on a scale from one to ten, rate your suicidal thoughts."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, anyway, I've decided to eat my feelings, and it turns out..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What do you suggest I do? I mean, what do you do"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And... needles."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know what we're doing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I got to say, I went on some, like, skeevy-ass dates."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mm-hm - What's his last name? It doesn't matter."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like a lion. Right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. Desk job?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, uh, what's your beer of choice?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Subject demonstrates lack of judgment"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But there's only one pair that I see ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ 'Cause I... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I don't even know your name ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- It's, uh, Jason, remember? - Shh. Don't tell me, don't tell me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Please don't be a murderer ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Pl-pl-please don't be a murderer ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm sorry, I'll stop talking 'bout the murderer thing ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You got a beautiful ass, strong-ass arms ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ STDs ♪ - ♪ Tell me, please ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Hey, sexy stranger, let's go to my place ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I saw a movie like that on Lifetime ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Hey, sexy stranger, I'll be right back ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I just forgot to do the dishes ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Keep yourself horny, stay in the mood. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, stay naked!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and the butter you deserve."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, uh, uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Are those the s'mores ones? - Ugh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- No! - Eat it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, you eat the donut."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- _ - We made a deal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dude, I don't even know what a record is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She likes someone else, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"on Instagram."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, I can ask Kevin if we're hiring here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm haven't completely given up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm, this juice is really starting to work,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so I'm going to hit the ladies."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- don't you think? - Yeah, like, I think I really need"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to be with, like, an older guy, maybe like a professor,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah. So, I still like you, - Yeah, okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I tell myself to stop thinking about you,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but every time you show up,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Settle for me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I think you'll have to agree ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But like 2% milk or seitan beef ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Come on and settle for me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ So lower those expectations ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Settle for me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Whose boobs can't even fill a training bra ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Settle for me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ In a sad way, darling, it's fate ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You're like Rocky V to Rocky ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I was reading that sitting is like the new smoking..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Ugh! - Let me save you from making another one."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, actually, Josh is actually right out here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's for business. I told him to come."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"what's happening with you and Serrano?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, um, I'm still thinking about it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And this puppy is..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you mentioned, uh, helping me with my love life."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. Well, that's easy one. I think you should..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You... okay. You do?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Everything okay with the..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"sells books instead of gear."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Guess that would be a... library."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"does not sound chill."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"based on this essay, you're not gonna be very happy here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yes, we are. - Yes. Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh-uh. Don't try to trick me, because I'm a vegan."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ooh. You are really sticking to this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yep. I'm trying to fight my base urges."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't do cauliflower... they're like albino broccoli."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They can't talk."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Every year after my dad my left,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The most healthy thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ Cielito lindo ♪ - Ha-ha!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Cielito lindo... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Los corazo... nes... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, everybody, the final round"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"of the guacamole contest will begin"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"La Cocina...!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Echo Parko Tacos...!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, so I'll hit the hipsters, you hit the abuela."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Deal. - Great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in the last... two days."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah. - But don't tell anyone, all right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- That's gonna be our little secret. - Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- The hipster one? Are you crazy? - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and anybody will tell you that's not authentic Mexican guacamole."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you're not exactly, in general, like, steeped in honesty."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And we get along."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, I'm sorry I teased you... I-I will stop."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Okay, then. - Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, come on!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ As soon as I'm done peeing ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"at a taco festival!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, by the way, you finished, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, I'll call you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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