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Clips from Hannah Montana - I Can't Make You Love Hannah If You Don't (S01E01)

"She's chowing down on the "all you can eat" love buffet."
Hannah Montana
"- Miley! - What?"
Hannah Montana
"I can't. I'm from Tennessee. We don't do that."
Hannah Montana
"- What? - You said "do-do. ""
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"You're like some dried up insect on the windshield of his life."
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"Not even in the center,"
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"All right, you want a pep talk?"
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"You're gonna be out in front of thousands of people Saturday night."
Hannah Montana
"You get the best of both worlds"
Hannah Montana
"and then Lilly was all, "Bug on a windshield,""
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"and then I was all, "Good night, everybody!""
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"No!"
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"Hi, this is Miley."
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"You, sir, do not know how good you are."
Hannah Montana
"Well, don't believe it, 'cause I'm not letting you go!"
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"- But, Daddy... - But nothing. He's a year older."
Hannah Montana
"Sad face."
Hannah Montana
"And if he's anything like I was, you need to meet that boy."
Hannah Montana
"But we've gotta be calm. Just be calm."
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"Daddy, please, I'm begging you, don't talk."
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"like I live here all the time."
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"Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. I'm Josh, sir."
Hannah Montana
"Look, sir, I'm not saying it wasn't a good guitar in its day."
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"Okay."
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"And some people like skiing"
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"And some people like Hannah Montana and I'm not afraid to say she stinks."
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"I'm Jackson. I haven't seen you around here."
Hannah Montana
"I'm Olivia. I go to school back east."
Hannah Montana
"Well, look no further. Mr. Fun gets off in about ten minutes."
Hannah Montana
"Hey, my brother from another mother. What's cracking?"
Hannah Montana
"or have six months to live or any of the usual stuff."
Hannah Montana
"That's my dawg. Putting it down for the ladies."
Hannah Montana
"You should've seen me."
Hannah Montana
"And tonight, she's gonna find out that even my moves have moves."
Hannah Montana
"Oh, hey, check it out, there she is."
Hannah Montana
"I spent all day yesterday trying to make Josh like Hannah Montana."
Hannah Montana
"with you and Hannah."
Hannah Montana
"I decided to give her a chance."
Hannah Montana
"Really? That's great!"
Hannah Montana
"Yeah, so tonight I'm taking you to a Hannah Montana concert."
Hannah Montana
"Still you."
Hannah Montana
"This is what an actual Hannah Montana concert looks like."
Hannah Montana
"I just hope she's not one of those divas who keeps everyone waiting."
Hannah Montana
"She hasn't come on yet."
Hannah Montana
"Did you just come out of that dressing room?"
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"Hey, everybody. Sorry I'm late. Hope nobody thinks I'm a diva!"
Hannah Montana
"I'm a 6'4" beach god."
Hannah Montana
"Jackson, it's me, Olivia. Open up."
Hannah Montana
"The moon has come up and I am coming out!"
Hannah Montana
"Me. Just now. Come on, boy, keep up."
Hannah Montana
"Popcorn, oh, with the movie theater butter."
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"I know. That's why I didn't tell him."
Hannah Montana
""When my big brother says to stay away, I stay away"?"
Hannah Montana
"Jackson, it's Coop."
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"No way. This is my last night in town"
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"I'll hide, you get rid of him."
Hannah Montana
"Well, thanks for stopping by."
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"and I just wanna make sure we're cool."
Hannah Montana
"Believe me, I had no idea."
Hannah Montana
"I'm just like anybody else, can't you tell"
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"The other side, the other side of me"
Hannah Montana
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where you going?"
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"This is the longest guitar solo ever."
Hannah Montana
"You wouldn't believe the line for the soft pretzels."
Hannah Montana
"It was okay."
Hannah Montana
"- I guess I'm into hip-hop. - Hip-hop?"
Hannah Montana
"Yeah, does she ever do any of that?"
Hannah Montana
"Wait, here, you can have some of mine."
Hannah Montana
"I'm having so much fun with you, Josh. Bye."
Hannah Montana
"Word!"
Hannah Montana
"Don't look at me, I didn't write that."
Hannah Montana
"- She was all over me. I swear, Coop. - Save it."
Hannah Montana
"Well, I'm telling you, she's not sweet and innocent."
Hannah Montana
"- Mmm-hmm. - Mmm-hmm."
Hannah Montana
"What do you want her to do, surf the crowd?"
Hannah Montana
"Having fun crowd surfing."
Hannah Montana
"I cannot believe I just blew it."
Hannah Montana
"But I'm butting in. I'm sure Lilly was just getting ready to say that."
Hannah Montana
"Yeah."
Hannah Montana
"What was I gonna say next?"
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"Thanks, Lilly. You always know what to say."
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"Well, come on, girls, it's time to go."
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"'Cause it's the end of the show and we're walking to the do'"
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"Chill it out, take it slow"
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"Mix it all together"
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"And you know that it's the best of both worlds"
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"Yeah!"
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"Everybody wants to be a star."
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"She can't hear you."
Hannah Montana
"Well, you're in California now and we do do that."
Hannah Montana
"Grow up."
Hannah Montana
"You're the one that can't ask a guy out."
Hannah Montana
"He's not just a guy. He's a ninth grader."
Hannah Montana
"I can't just put eighth grade moves on him."
Hannah Montana
"Good point."
Hannah Montana
"you're way off to the side where the wipers don't reach."
Hannah Montana
"- Lilly. - What?"
Hannah Montana
"This is officially the worst pep talk ever."
Hannah Montana
"What?"
Hannah Montana
"Thank you! Good night, everybody!"
Hannah Montana
"You get the limo out front"
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"Mix it all together"
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"Then I ate a napkin and then Jackson was all, "You said do-do,""
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"- What? - Nothing."
Hannah Montana
"Hello. Hold on. Mile, it's for you."
Hannah Montana
"Sorry, Josh, she's in the bathroom, could be a while."
Hannah Montana
"Give me that phone."
Hannah Montana
"Well, next time I'm letting the machine pick it up."
Hannah Montana
"when she believed boys still had cooties?"
Hannah Montana
"In teenage boy years that adds up to, let's see, carry the one,"
Hannah Montana
"equals, ain't gonna happen."
Hannah Montana
"This is so unfair."
Hannah Montana
"Not-buying-it face."
Hannah Montana
"He's coming up from the walk. He is so cute."
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"Honey, if I was any calmer I'd be dead."
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"'Cause you ain't funny."
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"I don't know, I crack myself up all the time."
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"What do you call a pig that knows karate?"
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"Pork chop! Ha!"
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"I'm just gonna sit on the couch and look casual,"
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