Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from South Park - Freak Strike (S06E06)

"Well, that sounds pretty good."
South Park
"Hey, Kenny."
South Park
"Do the other kids at school sometimes make fun of you?"
South Park
"We're gonna give you a $300 gift certificate to CD World in Torrance."
South Park
"All right, everyone. Stay tuned, because next we're going to meet"
South Park
"- Cool. - Oh, yes."
South Park
"- Do you think they'll believe it? - What disease should we say?"
South Park
"Oh. Well, who the hell are you?"
South Park
"Shut up, guys."
South Park
"Yes, I'm sure I can convince him to come on the show."
South Park
"It sure is."
South Park
"I'll bet they could make a fake set of balls. Come on, Butters."
South Park
"- It has to be you, Butters. Think about it. - Yeah."
South Park
"- They'll never know. - I'm sorry, but the answer is..."
South Park
"Yeah, God, I wish Kenny was still alive."
South Park
"Well, come on, guys."
South Park
"Gee whiz, you promise my mom and dad won't find out?"
South Park
"- That spirit gum sure is stinky. - Where'd you get the balls from?"
South Park
"They look great on you, Butters, they really do."
South Park
"All right. The original Avid cut of Star Wars: Episode One."
South Park
"Why the hell would they want that, anyway?"
South Park
"- waiting for you at the gate in New York. - Wait. You guys aren't coming with me?"
South Park
"God, isn't Butters awesome for doing this, you guys?"
South Park
"How long you been on the circuit?"
South Park
"Oprah two times. Jenny Jones once. Sally Jessy five times."
South Park
"- You've only done Jenny once? - I hate doing the Jenny Jones show."
South Park
"They don't even have their own hair people."
South Park
"Oh, Jesus, see me through this."
South Park
"from South Park, Colorado."
South Park
"They always say to me, "Butters, you're not Kenny.""
South Park
"- We're losing him. - I'm tired of it."
South Park
"Yeah. But I mean do the kids at school make fun of you"
South Park
"Yeah, the kids at school make fun of me for that."
South Park
"Well, I guess they call me "Chinball Boy.""
South Park
"And "Ballchin Boy.""
South Park
"Well, Napoleon, we have a surprise for you."
South Park
"Yeah. We thought of the whole thing."
South Park
"I'd like to come on and talk about my disorder, and perhaps"
South Park
"I'm sorry, but we're done doing freak shows for now."
South Park
"- Oh. Hey, I'm out of control. - Really?"
South Park
"My mom?"
South Park
"What's that, my little man?"
South Park
"- Sweetie, don't. - Then it's settled."
South Park
"Why do I do these things? Why can't I behave myself?"
South Park
"- were just over here looking for you. - Oh, Jesus, they were?"
South Park
"Oh, Jesus, no."
South Park
"I gotta get out of here."
South Park
"Napoleon?"
South Park
"Oh, I can't freak strike, fellas, I'm grounded."
South Park
"is already doing drugs and having sex with older men."
South Park
"Whatever. Maury, my mom don't know... You can ask her."
South Park
"...you... suckers!"
South Park
"Jeez, that girl is pissed off."
South Park
"Excuse me, I want to make a quick change."
South Park
"- Strike! Strike! Strike! - Strike! Strike! Strike!"
South Park
"for us to be treated with the respect we deserve."
South Park
"Incredibly Obese Black Person,"
South Park
"while they make tens of thousands of dollars."
South Park
"We told the talk shows our demands and they laughed."
South Park
"Our next mother is Liane Cartman."
South Park
"and says there's nothing his stupid mom can do about it."
South Park
"Oh, my little poopsiekins gets into no-nos once in a while,"
South Park
"Maury, I am out of control."
South Park
"Whatever. Whatever."
South Park
"Maury, my mom can't control me. Ask her. Go on, ask her."
South Park
"Then I had sex with an intern, killed her, and hid her body."
South Park
"I slaughtered five baby seals with my bare hands."
South Park
"Now, let's meet Joline. Joline says"
South Park
"That's what we mean when we say,"
South Park
""Look for the true freak label.""
South Park
"Look for the true freak label"
South Park
"take their clothes off, too."
South Park
"- Hurray! - Hurray!"
South Park
"Butters, you have screwed me out of a prize for the last time."
South Park
"I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
South Park
"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
South Park
"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
South Park
"Heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
South Park
"Living a lie, Timmy!"
South Park
"Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
South Park
"Today on the Maury Povich Show,"
South Park
"these poor, unfortunate people all have horrible disfigurements,"
South Park
"and you won't believe how we exploit them for your amusement."
South Park
"That's awesome, Kenny."
South Park
"Well, now, gosh darn it, fellows, my name is not Kenny."
South Park
"- Kenny is dead. - Okay, Not Kenny."
South Park
"And I'm not gonna wear this coat any more, either."
South Park
"I should be able to be your guys' friends without wearing Kenny's old coat."
South Park
"Just be quiet, Not Kenny, the Maury Povich Freak Show is on."
South Park
"Our next guest is a little girl who was born without a midsection."
South Park
"Sometimes."
South Park
"- Do people sometimes stare at you? - Sometimes."
South Park
"Do they go, "Oh, gross. What the hell is that thing?""
South Park
"I don't know."
South Park
"Well, your mommy told us you like to listen to music."
South Park
"- Yes. - Well, guess what, Damla?"
South Park
"a woman whose head was smashed in on a logger,"
South Park
"and we're going to give her a makeover!"
South Park
"This is terrible, dude."
South Park
"Maury Povich parades these poor people around"
South Park
"on his show like carnival freaks,"
South Park
"and then gives them prizes at the end as if to justify it."
South Park
"What a dick."
South Park
"Dude, one of us should make up some disease"
South Park
"and get on the Maury Povich Show so we can get a prize."
South Park
"That'd be awesome."
South Park
"Be quiet, you guys. Hello? Is this Maury Povich?"
South Park
"Oh. Well, I'm calling about your ad for freaks."
South Park
"Right, I mean people with disabilities."
South Park
"Yeah, I have a friend. He has a deformity."
South Park
"I think he'd be perfect for your show. Great. His condition?"
South Park
"He has a condition called chinballilitis."
South Park
"Yes, his balls actually hang from his chin."
South Park
"Yes. Yes, of course, he's very upset about it."
South Park
"Yes, he cries all the time. Miserable."
South Park
"- You what... Really? - What?"
South Park
"Dude, they say they'll fly him out day after tomorrow."
South Park
"- Awesome. - Cool."
South Park
"There will of course be a prize involved?"
South Park
"Great. I'll call you back in an hour. No, thank you."
South Park
Show more clips