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Clips from South Park - Towelie (S05E05)

"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"I'm heading up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"West side."
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"- I killed you. - I blew your head off."
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"but look, check it out, it's all bloody."
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"Are you boys still playing that video game?"
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"- Poor little fella. - What is it, Mom?"
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"- The 2001 Okama Gamesphere? - Sure."
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"- Cool. - Wow."
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"in the trashcan and blackmailed his mom into getting the Gamesphere."
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"It's Saturday at 2:30."
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"- Awesome. Oh, crap. - What?"
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"I know, I know. Well, look, I'll stay over anyway"
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"- Don't forget to bring a towel. - What?"
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"- Okay. - Thanks, Towelie."
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"Anyway, that will give me plenty of time playing video games."
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"Kyle, I think you underestimate Okama Gamesphere."
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"Here you go, boys."
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"Night, Mom, thanks for Gamesphere."
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"She said it's fine, but that I still have to go to baseball practise tonight."
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"We shouldn't have this many responsibilities. We're children."
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"- Oh. I'm sick. - Me, too."
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"We just have to try and make the day go as fast as possible"
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"so we can get back to Gamesphere."
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"Echo, this is Garrett. I've got a code five at Park County, Colorado."
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"That was the longest day of school, ever."
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"Where is it?"
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"What? Who is this?"
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"Or else."
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"Where people can just take your Okama Gamesphere."
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"Let's go take a shower."
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"We've been looking all over for you."
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"You called us and said if we brought the towel,"
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"you'd give us our video game back."
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"- Cover. Cover. - God damn it, what now?"
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"- Cover. Cover. - God damn it, what now?"
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"Come on, they've gotta have our video game around here somewhere."
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"God damn it."
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"I knew those boys were protecting that towel."
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"No, the time for being nice is over. We must instigate Plan B."
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"- You mean... - Yes."
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"Hey, do you love Towelie?"
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"Is. Wait, turn down here."
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"You're not getting high again"
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"I don't care. You'd better remember where your base is."
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"Go on, fulfil your sick pleasures."
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"- Yeah, I think so. Oh, man. - What?"
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"All we wanna know is who has our Okama Gamesphere?"
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"They wanted to turn Towelie into a weapon of mass destruction."
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"Can we please just get back to playing our video game, please?"
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"Sir. Sergeant Masters and Bolin reporting, sir."
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"Well, I'm through playing hide-and-seek."
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"I hate to send you back in there, Towelie,"
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"- It's always good to bring a towel. - Good luck, boys."
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"Go, go, go!"
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"- Dude, I figured it out. - What?"
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"- Seven and a half. - Hurry up, stupid parachute."
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"Come on, Towelie. The guy said you have the security system"
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"- In your memory banks. - Hey, it's been a long time."
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"- Don't preach to me, fatso. - I can preach to you all I want"
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"- 'cause you're stupid. - You're stupid."
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"Yeah. That's the melody to Funkytown."
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"- No, Towelie, the entry code. - For what?"
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"Oh, God, don't care, don't care."
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"like these are capable of?"
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"- And I don't know. - And we don't care."
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"So let me get this straight."
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"Our Okama Gamesphere is back at Tynacorp."
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"The towel has a will of its own. It's learning compassion."
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"Then we have no choice. We'll have to test the new prototype"
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"Then upload this encryption disc into their computers."
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"why wouldn't they just attack us to begin with?"
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"- The parachute level. - Sweet."
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"Kenny!"
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"Hurry up, Kyle. This place is coming apart."
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"killed off their own environment. Their time is over."
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"you goddamned towel. Kyle's almost there."
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"I got it."
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"Come on, guys. Let's go play video games!"
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"Check it out. Now we're going into the secret underground base."
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"Going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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"Jesus, is Cartman still in the bathroom?"
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"Hey, Cartman. We're almost to level 20."
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"- You giving birth in there or what? - Let a man take a crap."
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"- Dude, he's in there punishing my toilet. - Yeah, that poor, poor thing."
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"Come on, Cartman. You're missing the game."
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"I'm almost done, you smartasses. I'm just wiping my..."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"You guys, look what I found in the trashcan in Stan's bathroom."
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"It's like a bloody cotton thing wrapped in toilet paper."
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"Well, why did you pull it out of the trash?"
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"Because I thought it was a jelly doughnut,"
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"Yeah. Hey, Mom, Cartman found a bloody cotton thing in the bathroom."
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"Look."
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"But I don't think it's for using, I think it's just for looking through."
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"- Eric, put that down. - Why?"
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"Just go put it back in the trashcan."
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"But it's like all bloody. It might be alive."
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"No, that... That came from me. Just put it away."
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"This came out of you? You just left it in the trashcan?"
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"You shouldn't have done that. He's just a boy."
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"- Yeah, what it is, Mrs. Marsh? - Boys, that's a feminine thing."
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"All right? It's a personal, woman thing."
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"I tell you what, if you'll just drop the whole thing right now,"
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"I'll buy you that new video game console you've been wanting."
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"This is like finding trashcan gold, you guys."
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"There it is. The Okama Gamesphere."
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"- Dude, it's got a 128 gigahertz DRAM. - What's that?"
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"Don't know, but it kicks ass."
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"Wow, dude, you're the luckiest kid in South Park."
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"Hey, this is all of ours. I'm the one who found Stan's aborted brother"
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"All right, all right, but you guys gotta see"
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"if you can sleep over for the rest of the weekend."
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"That means we have 39 hours to play Gamesphere until school on Monday."
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"I'm supposed to go to the lake with my family tomorrow"
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"- And swim and play in the stupid sun. - Dude, we got Gamesphere."
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"so I can play for 18 hours, and then I'll go to the lake."
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