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Clips from American Dad! - Toy Whorey (S07E07)

"# And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"Open a Lady Footlocker. Hang myself in the back."
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"It's an ambush!"
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"Just in time, Phillip."
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"You guys really saved our asses."
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"Dad, I was playing there."
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"I don't have the fingers for this."
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"The manager was so scared I was gonna sue..."
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"Right. So I was thinking. Stan's working late."
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"But what car to take?"
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"Ahh.,97 Toyota Camry."
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"Now stay tuned for Jimmy Kimmel Live!"
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"I knew this day would come."
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"Tonight we fight... for our lives!"
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"Fuck yeah!"
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"Ahh! Ooh!"
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"I, uh, think he meant like an Advil."
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"Smell it."
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"And that's why it's virtually impossible..."
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"This is how I wish I lost my virginity, not to some coked-up airhead."
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"A sweet, stupid lady has invited me for steaks..."
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"Oh, je regrette."
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"And we just sold our last bottle."
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"Buying pleasure is my business."
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"Ha-ha-ha-ha."
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"Hee! Hee-hee-hee-hee! Hee-hee."
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"- Stan's Uncle Roger. - Good for me for keeping it simple."
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"a bottle of Rain Duck they were holding for me."
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"like a cat or a meth addict."
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"It's our Rain Duck. You're out of luck."
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"Should-Should- No, no, I shouldn't. I mean maybe."
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"Now, this is more like it, eh?"
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"I was wrong!"
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"My Prius's nickel battery is acting up..."
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"I get it."
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"- What about your baby? - Keep it!"
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"Wow. I was just about to give up on this country."
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"Horchata!"
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"Well, Son, this is where we die. We had a good run."
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"We're gonna die."
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"Pedro!"
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"Except they make me toot."
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"In here, you can imagine whatever you want."
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"String on a corkscrew."
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"Oh, that's right. That's right."
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"Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm."
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"Wow. When was the last time you had that much fun? - Years."
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"Oh, so you didn't have fun at my birthday party last week?"
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"Hey, look! Two handsome Latino astronauts."
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"Yes, we are back from space."
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"We went to Jupiter. We went to..."
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"Oh, my God. I knew that would happen! Can we see them?"
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"But you gotta keep the door closed so they don't escape."
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"Come on, Dad! Let's go!"
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"Num-num. Mmm."
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"Ah, deceived once again by whimsy."
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time."
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time."
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"Hey, Damien, what you gonna do when the space war's over?"
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"You know, take it easy."
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"They're everywhere!"
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""Dino-sorry" we're late."
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"You mean your cabooses!"
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"- Train! - I'm a train!"
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"The symbolism is just too delicious."
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"What? You're never too old to play."
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"Using your imagination's a healthy way to escape reality for a spell."
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"Oh, that's what drugs and alcohol are for."
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"Steve, you're 14. No more make-believe."
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"But I love making believe."
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"Well, it's time to give all that up and become an adult."
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"Jet pack, activate!"
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"I have the fingers for a lot of things- seasoning pizza dough..."
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"snapping along to R & B songs, finger banging."
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"Bang, bang! Bang! Bang! Good, right?"
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"Not at first, but then, yes, it got very good."
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"Damn, bitch, what happened to you?"
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"I slipped at the market and landed on my head and nose."
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"he gave me... free steaks!"
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"Smart. There's no way a lawsuit could've been more lucrative than two supermarket steaks."
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"How about I cook up a nice steak dinner for the two of us?"
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"Hey, fun! Not a lot of fun, but enough."
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"- What can I bring? - Mmm, maybe a nice bottle of wine?"
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"You bitch. You did it."
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"Stupid, stupid bitch doesn't even know..."
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"She-She doesn't even know."
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"Oh, no. Where's the Rain Duck?"
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"Damn it. All out. Gotta hit the store."
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"##"
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"Only 32 made in the world."
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"Maybe I'll take my bike."
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"Such a nice day."
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"- Oh, man! This is gonna be so good. - I need this."
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"Steve won't stop playing with toys."
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"Because tonight, when Steve's asleep..."
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"- I'm gonna go in and get rid of all his toys. - Nice."
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"I'm telling you. I feel warm. Check it again."
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"Evening, Robbie. Any intelligence to report?"
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"Tonight, when Steve's asleep, I'm gonna go in and get rid of all his toys."
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"Oh, dear Lord."
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"String on tail. Obviously that's nothing."
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"Ooh!"
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"Mmm. Steve, hand over the gun, okay? Let-Let's talk."
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"I think we'll leave the talk to Tavis Smiley, weeknights on PBS."
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"Aaah! Ooh!"
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"Our victory was hard fought and well deserved."
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"Please. Make the pain go away."
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"Calm down."
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"What, like mung beans and regret?"
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"As soon as Steve gets a taste of vachoosh..."
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"those toys will be a thing of the past."
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"But that could take forever. Steve is not a... sensual boy."
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"No. But my cologne is."
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"for me to get fired, no matter what I do."
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"Hi-yah!"
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"Karate."
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"Steve, get up. We're going to Mexico."
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"Uh, okay."
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