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Clips from American Dad! - The Missing Kink (S08E08)

"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"(Stan sighs)"
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"What?"
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"In turn, they taught us the proper way to sit"
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"Did I take a backseat to the bagel"
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"I told you not to mess with the table."
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"(Steve yelps three times)"
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"Stan, must you spank him?"
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"What? It's not a big deal."
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"It's supposed to hurt."
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"No way."
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"Steve, oh..."
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"She said she's done with men."
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"Hankie?"
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"Thanks."
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"Hayley, would you,"
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"Oh, thanks Roger."
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"Great beer, by the way."
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"It's this new Imperial IPA we just got on tap."
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"It's not perfect, but it's a good first effort"
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"from an emerging brewery."
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"that spanking turns me on?"
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"You can't tell Stan."
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"I know."
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"Well, there are ways to get people to do"
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"what you want without their knowing it."
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"I once got him to drink my pee by telling him"
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"(scoffs) What an idiot."
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"Yes."
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"Okay, I'm sorry."
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"Stan!"
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"I-I-I-I didn't check it up."
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"(glass breaks)"
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"Oh, well I am going to punish you"
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"You should spank me."
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"That's not in the Bible."
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"you can come home."
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"You've left me no choice."
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"I'm sure, by now, she's ready to repent"
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"for her nasty spanking fetish."
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"(tweeting)"
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"(chuckling)"
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"I got to be honest with you, Snot."
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"It's really happening, Snot."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I guess I'm just more interested in the hunt."
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"he has to go home and take a huge deuce."
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"Talk to you later."
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"Yeah, can I see a bar menu?"
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"Francine's been gone three days,"
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"Why can't she just admit she's a deviant"
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"Stan, everyone has something a little different that they like."
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"A little kinky."
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"♪ Not an ounce of you is crude"
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"♪ And put aside your foolish pride ♪"
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"♪ There are fantasies and holes that need exploring ♪"
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"♪ Don't be afraid to put a finger in the stink ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause like everyone you know, You've got a kink ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause if you watch me with the ladies ♪"
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"♪ There's so much here to see, try not to blink ♪"
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"Are you getting it yet?"
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"♪ But you think it may be time to make a change ♪"
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"♪ I've got a kink ♪ He's got a kink"
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"♪ Remember what I said about the stink ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause way down deep inside"
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"♪ We've got a kink, we've got a kink ♪"
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"♪ We've got a kink"
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"♪ Yes, way down deep inside"
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"(yelps)"
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"Did you just spank me?"
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"to make a man realize he was wrong."
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"Are you sure?"
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"so we'll need to gather some supplies."
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"Snot, she's in a really bad place."
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"ANNOUNCER: Hey, LAX."
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"for the All Green Backpack Club"
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"will now commence."
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"Any old business?"
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"to change the color of our backpacks"
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"to a darker evergreen."
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"I mean, it's crazy."
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"Hey, now that we're an item,"
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"Oh, and I've been listening to a ton"
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"Yeah, I don't know."
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"Wow, Snot, I-I'm sorry."
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"You know what, Snot..."
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"Francine, don't worry."
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"than our son's principal?"
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"♪"
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"I was hoping... afraid this might happen."
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"We need to shock the beast back into his cage."
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"I know what I have to do."
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"MARGARITTE: Oh, that ain't supposed to be."
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"This is why it pays to have"
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"that this is how you are."
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"the floodgates open, and voilà!"
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"They just paged the Asian doctor"
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"Francine, are sure you're okay with going back"
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"You really don't need to be spanked?"
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"All I need is you."
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"I am so glad you joined the team."
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"Oh, just seemed like fun."
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"♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say"
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"STAN: Yeah! Right! Okay!"
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"(bedsprings squeaking)"
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"How good are we at that?"
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"Stan, don't you ever,"
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"well, get bored?"
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"spend $8,000 on this thing not to use it."
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"No, I'm talking about the way we have sex."
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"I mean, it's the missionary position every time."
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"to teach the Indians the proper way to have sex."
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"when you're in second grade."
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"But what if we're missing out on something"
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"we might like even better?"
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"I could bring in some whipped cream."
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"Or some jelly."
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"Jelly?"
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"Do I look like toast to you, Francine?"
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"Do I inexplicably taste better when I'm cut at an angle?"
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