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Clips from Axe Cop - The Center of the Ocean (S02E02)

"I'll tell ya, the paperwork involved with top-notch police work"
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"I can speed-read. Oh man!"
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"It's a letter made of water. "Dear Axe Cop."
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"P.S. There will be water cake"!"
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"One day, at the scene of the fire the cop found the perfect axe."
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"_"
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"I'm on my way to a party. They're serving water cake!"
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"Axe Cop, I'm the King of All Time."
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"Tonight you will hear the best water music,"
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"And with no ocean there would be no barrier"
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"That's correct. You're going to love the Water Queen."
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"Right, Axe Cop? Axe Cop?"
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"- Hmm? - Time to put on our disguises."
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"Aliens!? This party just got fun."
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"Why are you killing my merwizard guards? You're ruining the best party!"
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"My merwizards are evil aliens!"
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"Those evil aliens are stealing my daughter!"
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"The ocean is gone now."
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"No. I'm the leader."
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"- You can take turns leading. - Fine, but I get to go first."
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"Then nothing's keeping the sharks and the tigers from an all-out war."
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"Anita, no time for gasping."
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"So I bet you're wondering why I don't look like my father,"
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"She got so mad that she did a terrible thing."
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"That's when I became"
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"half lobster, half dog with a human head."
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"I never saw my sister again."
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"so he adopted me and I grew up with a new,"
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"to flood the Sand Planet and drown all the sand people."
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"No! I don't want to kill them."
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"They're a peaceful people."
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"- Oh my gosh. - Rain!"
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"♪ hello, Axe Cop ♪"
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"♪ and soon they'll be able to rename the planet. ♪"
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"If the evil aliens give the planet a new name that rhymes with"
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"This doesn't make any sense."
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"- their natural enemies, the sharks. - Wait a second..."
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"- Oh no! - What is it?"
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"Are you sure you can kill your birth sister?"
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"- Hasta Mia, it's you! - Lobster Man, kill your real sister."
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"- I can't do it. - But it's your turn. You have to."
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"All the sand people are gone."
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"Baba Mia!"
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"Now that I have all the power in the Universe,"
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"I can do whatever I want!"
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"And I want to destroy the Universe!"
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"Water Queen? Give me a handle."
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"Looks like someone saved the Water Queen."
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"- can get overwhelming. - Not for me."
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"- Looks like we got another leak. - It's not a leak."
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"The King of All Time cordially invites you"
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"to attend a water party in the center of the ocean."
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"Signed, the King of All Time."
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"So he had tryouts and hired a partner."
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"_"
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"I will chop your heads off!"
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"I can't fight you right now."
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"Drink the best water juice and eat the best water cake."
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"you will meet my best daughter, the Water Queen."
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"She is the source of all the water on Earth."
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"Without her, there would be no lakes,"
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"Separating the sharks and the tigers."
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"- You two should dance. - No."
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"These two should dance."
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"I present to you the most powerful woman"
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"She'd make the ultimate wife for the ultimate man."
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"If I was water cake, where would I be?"
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"Ah, there she is!"
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"Axe Cop!? What are you doing?"
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"No. I'm saving the best party!"
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"Axe Cop. Axe Cop!"
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"You're too late, Axe Cop."
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"There is nothing keeping the sharks and tigers from going to war."
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"Axe Cop, you have to save my daughter."
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"- Obviously. - Take my son... Lobster Man..."
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"with you, he's a great warrior."
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"- to track the aliens. - I can use my own antennas."
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"- See? - But the Water Queen is my sister."
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"- But I have an axe! - Enough!"
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"Let's go!"
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"It's bath time and we have absolutely no water!"
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"That's because all the water on Earth is gone."
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"- What?! - I'm off to save the Water Queen."
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"- Honey, what's going on? - There's no more water on Earth."
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"But if there isn't any water..."
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"Fetch me my tiger-cuffs and shark-nets."
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"- the King of All Time. - No. I don't wonder about you at all."
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"My real parents were half-human and half-German shepherds."
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"They named my sister Hasta Mia"
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"and they named me Koko Mia. We were both half-dog."
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"I wanna do whatever I want."
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"But one day, while I was out hunting for lobster"
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"my parents wouldn't let her do what she wanted."
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"Then she killed my lobster and got lobster blood all over me."
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"I want to do whatever I want!"
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"The King of All Time could tell how sad I was,"
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"nice sister: the Water Queen."
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"I vowed to protect my new, nice sister from any harm,"
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"because I couldn't protect my half-dog parents."
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"No. You used up your turn telling your story."
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"- What are you doing with me, evil alien? - I'm going to use you"
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"Look, a Tear Sparrow! It must be from my adopted sister,"
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"- the Water Queen. - # Hello, Lobster Man #"
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"♪ the evil aliens are using the Water Queen ♪"
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"♪ to drown the sand people ♪"
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"their name, it will give them all the power in the Universe."
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"The tigers should have been here by now to attack"
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"The tigers didn't come to the sharks."
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"The sharks went to the tigers!"
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"Our plan is working! The sand people are almost gone!"
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"- Adopted sister! - You made it, adopted brother."
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"I knew you'd save me."
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"It's alien-chopping time!"
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"- Hey! - And now it's my turn"
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"Pinch her head off."
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"I can't kill one sister to save another."
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"You're the worst at taking turns."
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"Ha! And now it's too late to stop me."
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"- I don't understand, where did she go? - She's right there!"
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