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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Okay, full truth, here we go."
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"They drank a lot."
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"He used to make me cry with him"
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"He made me build my own tree house,"
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"because instead of hearty, Christian nails,"
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"Think '90s."
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"♪ Jellicles do and Jelli... ♪"
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"I was actually already in a bad mood,"
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"I could go out to a bar and try to forget about myself,"
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"why didn't you just leave?"
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"Well, get out of here."
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"My memoirist is gonna show up soon,"
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"a bunch of horse tranquilizers, ha ha."
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"Here to help me with some business needs."
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"Get it?"
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"and when I get back, I want everyone out of my house"
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"'cause it can literally kill me."
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"Did you bring them into the store with you?"
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"I was just looking at them, but I got to say,"
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"That wasn't a sign to you that maybe someone else had dibs?"
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"You've had a rough morning?"
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"Sorry, wasn't listening. See ya."
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"Oh, man, they do have a lot of saturated fat."
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"What's your hurry?"
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"Let's start at the beginning."
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"as the omelets your secretary makes,"
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"You're the birthday boy."
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"Stop being so crazy, crazy."
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"♪ Because Jellicles are ♪ ♪ And... ♪"
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"They're talking about you."
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"Hey, I met this guy."
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"Have you no shame, BoJack Horseman?"
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"That's hiding?"
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"How did you survive in Afghanistan?"
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"because I'm famous and so well-adjusted."
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"You go on the roof?"
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"What about you?"
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"Were you close with your father?"
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"do things the easy way or the right way."
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"and then said, "Uneventful.""
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"but I just keep thinking about the muffins thing,"
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"Really, you, specifically, made America safer?"
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"I'm sure a lot of the troops are jerks."
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"♪ When you're walking alone ♪"
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"We can hide out at my place while we make a plan."
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"I've already reached out to the McBeal camp."
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"So where are we gonna do this?"
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"which we all agree is really clever."
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"♪ Yeah ♪"
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"Hello, sir."
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"Thank you for inviting me into your home. It is lovely."
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"Ahem."
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"I'm sorry?"
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"Why does anybody pay for anything?"
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"and they come back as stale hamburger buns,"
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"Mmm."
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"So what you're saying is,"
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"you think I'm a hero."
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"And finally, I don't..."
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"I do."
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"What, you think I can't open up?"
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"Like I said, totally normal."
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"Man, I really regret buying those muffins"
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"I never met a girl who was so curious"
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"because it's the only place they don't have insurance to film."
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"that this conversation is taking place on reality television,"
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"You're a real hero."
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"In America,"
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"But I ate the muffins."
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"I don't know if you want to tell it, though."
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"on the last box..."
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"Yeah, you'll never guess who's here."
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"- ♪ Peanutbutter ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪"
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"and then he tore it down while I was at summer camp"
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"No!"
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"Please don't put that in my book,"
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"Bucket! Bucket!"
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"I know. We got another box."
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"while listening to Cole Porter records."
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"Goodbye, BoJack."
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"Guys, guys, where am I? Can someone tell me where I am?"
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"so maybe we could put a pin in this"
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"but I thought maybe for one night,"
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"That is neither funny nor a story"
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"If you dignify the story with a response, it's just gonna fan..."
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"Hey, BoJack, I've got Princess Carolyn for you."
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"Just a sec. I'll see if she's available."
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"Well, my date with Ayako went really well."
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"No, Tom, there were a good deal more than that."
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"She wants a framed picture of my mother's maiden name."
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"In the '90s, we laughed at your antics."
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"All Neal wanted when he got home..."
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"Oh, you took that the bad way, didn't you?"
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"Um, the canal?"
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"Hey, I meant I was rich"
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"to bed before it spirals out of con..."
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"And I don't believe saying that cheapens the word"
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"But don't worry, I still saved the day"
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"Bucket! Bucket! Bucket! Bucket!"
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"I'm listening."
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"My mother was the heiress to the Sugarman sugar cubes fortune,"
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"Take another one."
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"Hey, excuse me."
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"Those are my muffins."
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"if you put muffins down, they're not your muffins."
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"my total lack of interest in your personal life."
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"I'm sorry it's not as good"
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"Well, maybe if my secretary also refused to get an abortion,"
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"They're so normal. That's crazy."
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"Yeah, well, Hamlet, you might want to turn it on."
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"Well, tell us what happened, Neal."
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"that makes him better than everybody."
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"You were ramping up to a "yes," right?"
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"I hid them in the produce section!"
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"Princess Carolyn needs to talk to you immediately."
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"Joan, I'm sorry to interrupt you,"
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"_"
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"_"
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"while refusing to hold our own government to the same standard."
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"You certainly haven't."
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