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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Say when."
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"No, BoJack Horseman from Horsin' Around."
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"but it's definitely him."
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"Don't put things in my butt if you want them back."
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"♪ Because Jellicles are ♪ ♪ And Jellicles do ♪"
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"BoJack, it's your favorite agent."
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"There were, like, ten horses in that movie."
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"Listen, dummy, I want to make sure you're all set"
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"Okay, all right, there's no need to get..."
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"I was gonna say catty because you're a cat."
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"She got it."
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"to at least feel a little bit crappy about it."
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"but now because of you and your friends,"
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"and you are a horrible person,"
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"You think I'm pretty?"
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"Why are you here?"
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"That better not be my last Toaster Strudel."
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""Diane, why don't you come over Tuesday morning at 9:00?"
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"Also, you should bring this email with you"
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"because I might not remember it because I just took"
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"and then a much, much larger dose"
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"Also, I'm drunk."
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"Does it taste like magenta in here?""
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"- All very above board. - Uh, what'd you say?"
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"No need to mention her in the book either,"
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"Ha ha, classic BoJack."
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"Oh, funny story, I'm filming a reality show later,"
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"so I thought I'd drop by with the old tennis ball and chain."
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"nor a reason for you to drop by."
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"Aw, he just wanted to come over and brag"
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"about his reality show."
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"It's pretty cutting edge, huh?"
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"Yeah, if it's 2003."
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"We are calling it Peanutbutter and Jelly."
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"- Because I'm Mr. Peanutbutter. - Okay, who's jelly?"
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"Well, it could be working harder, and that's wordplay."
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"And that is the last of the Toaster Strudels,"
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"Could you guys keep it down, okay?"
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"I am actually considered very handsome."
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"Okay, I'm gonna go get breakfast,"
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"Right. You definitely should have already been gone."
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"Look, I don't even want the muffins."
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"You didn't even put the muffins in a cart."
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"Look, I don't want to get into a whole thing here."
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"No, 'cause maybe now I want the muffins."
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"You think that because you're a pseudo-celebrity,"
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"normal rules don't apply to you?"
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"I spent the last ten months..."
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"Hey!"
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"You're going to regret this, BoJack Horseman."
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"I'm gonna regret buying muffins?"
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"Thanks for asking."
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"I specifically didn't ask,"
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"about American bank routing numbers."
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"Should we get started on the book?"
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"for our 12-hour anniversary?"
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"- It's urgent. - Great, put her on."
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"BoJack, are you watching MSNBSea right now?"
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"Great question."
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"and I emphasize, from Afghanistan..."
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"Why do they always use the sneezing picture?"
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"we chortled in rapturous glee."
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"But when you deny the dibs called by our men and women"
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"for, to me, there is nothing the least bit funny"
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"I'm now receiving word"
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"Can we talk about dibs?"
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"If he had legitimate dibs..."
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"Hey, guess what, I can't give them back"
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"'cause I ate them all, okay?"
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"Dude."
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"Yeah, I ate them all in one sitting"
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"like two to four muffins?"
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"Can you remember exactly how many muffins were in the box?"
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"Yeah, there were exactly 12!"
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"I ate 12 muffins, and I didn't even want one!"
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"There's your goddamn news story,"
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"Yeah, just to get some work done."
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"Happy Father's Day, Daddy."
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"That's some shoddy craftsmanship, son."
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"You slacked off and took the easy way out."
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"In this world, you can either"
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"You take a boat from here to New York,"
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"or cut through the Panama Canal like some kind of democrat?"
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"Uneventful."
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"- What? - What?"
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"You know what, this is a really good conversation,"
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"and I definitely want to keep having it,"
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"so I can put that other thing"
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"I had dibs!"
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"suddenly turns that jerk into a hero."
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"Did you just say you think the troops are jerks?"
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"No, no, no."
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"and it's not like giving a jerk a gun..."
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"She's actually just getting out of a meeting."
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"♪ Because Jellicles are ♪ ♪ And Jellicles do ♪"
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"Ugh."
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"♪ Jellicles would And Jellicles can ♪"
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"- I'm proud. - That's kind of the same thing."
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"Okay, fine. You're not stubborn."
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"so I want you to listen carefully."
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"I'm getting another call."
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"It is now day three of the great BoJack jerk-off..."
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"Did Randy come up with that?"
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"who hates our troops has not left his home"
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"since his controversial remarks on Monday"
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"BoJack Horseman makes me sick."
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"After we made love, he covered himself in sheets like an Arab."
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"_"
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"Yeah, great, just get me away from the cameras."
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"You never know when gold's gonna strike."
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"That's why you never know."
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"I don't care who was right about the muffins anymore,"
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"It's in the cupboard."
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"I just found out I got 80 bucks in the bank."
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"You can't call a show Peanutbutter and Jelly"
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"if there's no jelly."
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"It's not a pun if it only works one way."
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"to be having right now?"
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"but let's not take it out on the great title"
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"with my good friend BoJack Horseman,"
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