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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Then give me the muffins."
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"Pseudo? Would you say that to Eric McCormack?"
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"Look, I've had a rough morning, so I don't need..."
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"Oh, really?"
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"What, have they got a lot of saturated fat in them?"
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"and then eating them all on the drive home."
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"and I'll thank you to respect"
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"She's hilarious."
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"Still not interested."
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"What do you guys think I should get Ayako"
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"What was your childhood like?"
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"- Normal. - Normal?"
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"Yeah, it was, uh, normal... normal childhood stuff."
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"Here's your omelet."
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"but then you're not married to your secretary, are you?"
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"Normal childhood,"
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"and then just get right into the big, famous part."
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"Look, if you're not ready to talk, we can wait."
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"I am ready to talk."
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"Why wouldn't I want to talk about my parents?"
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"You sound like a crazy person, not me."
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"Why are you calling me crazy?"
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"Okay. Was your father..."
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"Hold on, I got to take this. Hello?"
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"♪ When you're walking alone ♪"
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"Well, I didn't fall down on my remote,"
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"randomly changing the channel to MSNBSea"
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"while simultaneously crippling myself,"
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"thus physically forcing me to watch MSNBSea, so no."
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"No, I'm not watching MSNBSea right now."
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"Ooh! Good things, I hope."
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"Our guest via satellite is Neal McBeal,"
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"a naval officer on leave from Afghanistan."
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"Welcome to the program, Neal."
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"Thank you, Tom."
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"was his favorite brand of breakfast muffins."
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"When he went to the supermarket and called dibs"
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"BoJack Horseman, from the '90s sitcom Horsin' Around,"
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"refused to respect my dibs."
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"Seen here sneezing at a Christmas party."
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"Oh, not the sneezing pic..."
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"Oh, how we laughed. "Ha ha ha,""
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"on the frontlines, that is a sick joke, sir."
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"A sick, sick joke, indeed,"
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"and you'll forgive me if I chortle no longer,"
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"about stealing a meal from Neal McBeal, the Navy SEAL."
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"Wait, wait, you stole muffins from a Navy SEAL?"
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"I didn't know he was a Navy SEAL."
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"I just thought he was the regular kind of seal."
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"This is classic Hollywood elitism."
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"BoJack Horseman thinks that because he was on TV,"
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"Well, guess what, BoJack, now I'm on TV,"
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"so now I'm better than everybody!"
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"That's right, Neal."
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"You didn't even have dibs, you stupid sea cow."
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"You guys think I should call in and set the record straight?"
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"BoJack, these people feed off controversy."
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"that we've got BoJack himself on the phone."
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"Sorry, stopped listening."
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"BoJack, what you did today"
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"was a slap in the face of America's heroes."
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"Will you apologize?"
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"Okay, enough about America's heroes."
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"Because he didn't even really have dibs."
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"Oh, I had dibs on the muffins."
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"You left them totally out in the open."
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"Those are my muffins!"
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"You give me back my muffins!"
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"Hold on, just to be clear, since this morning,"
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"you ate all the muffins?"
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"because I have no self-control and I hate myself."
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"Is that what you want to hear?"
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"Neal, was it a small container of muffins,"
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"the mystery of my missing goddamn self-respect!"
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"How'd I come off?"
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"Well, that went slightly better than the worst"
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"it could have possibly gone, so hooray?"
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"It's not even about the muffins."
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"Everyone is just out to get me"
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"Well, at least you've got some privacy."
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"My boyfriend's filming a reality show at our house."
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"If I want to be alone, I have to go to the roof"
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"Is that really weird?"
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"No, it's adorable."
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"When I was a kid, I used to climb onto the roof"
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"with my dad and look at the stars."
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"What is this supposed to be, a lima bean?"
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"It's a heart."
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"- I tried my best. - No, you didn't."
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"you gonna go around the horn like a gentleman"
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"You go around the horn the way God intended!"
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"I asked if you were close with your father,"
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"and you sat here in silence for five minutes"
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"thorough deconstruction of my past,"
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"- My dibs were on those muffins! - Your dibs were void!"
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"I spent a year in Afghanistan making America safer,"
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"and this is the thanks I get?"
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"Well, BoJack, surely, even you would agree"
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"that the troops are heroes."
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"I don't agree to that."
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"Maybe some of the troops are heroes but not automatically."
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"I'm sure a lot of the troops are jerks."
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"Most people are jerks already,"
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"and it's not like giving a jerk a gun and telling him"
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"it's okay to kill people"
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"What?"
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"- The troops are jerks? - Oh, God."
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"Most people are jerks already,"
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"Hello?"
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"Great, put her on."
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"- Can you hold for a sec? - You called me."
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"- BoJack. - Ah!"
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"I'm gonna level with you, honey."
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"This whole you hating the troops thing is not great."
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"I don't hate the troops."
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"I just hate one specific troop. I don't even hate him, really."
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"I just think that he's wrong about the muffins."
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"I know, BoJack... just like always,"
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"You're right, and everyone else is wrong."
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"But if you don't swallow your pride,"
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