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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Neal McBeal."
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"I tried to buy the muffins,"
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"because I found this bag of stale hamburger buns."
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"Ow."
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"It's a symbol for how we throw our veterans"
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"in the trash, sadly, far too often."
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"aren't stale hamburger buns just as good?"
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"You're a hero."
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"The troops are all heroes, every single one."
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"and actually disrespects those we mean to honor"
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"by turning real people into political pawns."
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"chopping the complexities of our era"
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"Hey, where'd he get that bucket from?"
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"Who gave him a bucket?"
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"Bucket!"
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"Hey, can anyone find a handle?"
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"What's your name, young lady?"
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"What? Oh, my God, did we get that?"
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"I'm all right. How'd it go down there?"
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"No one ever wants to hear the truth."
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"I want to hear the truth."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Well, then you're going to have to open up"
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"You want to know about my parents?"
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"and my dad resented her for it."
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"I used screws, which he called fancy Jew nails."
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"When."
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"No, I mean, he got a little fatter,"
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"He looks really sad. It's hilarious."
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"Get over here now."
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"I told you, I don't know where it is."
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"And hold for Princess Carolyn, please."
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"Thanks, Laura."
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"♪ When you're walking alone ♪"
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"Yeah, some agent, you couldn't even get me"
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"in the room for War Horse."
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"I didn't need to be the warhorse."
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"for your first day with Diane tomorrow."
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"Is she gonna ask me a bunch of personal questions?"
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"The woman we're paying to ghostwrite your memoir?"
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"Yeah, probably."
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"What, catty? Are you gonna say catty?"
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"- I was not gonna say catty. - Oh, what were you gonna say?"
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"Laura, I know you're listening. You got it, right?"
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"Laura, do not respond to him. Goodbye, BoJack."
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"Oh, my God. Take another one."
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"Excuse me, I just wanted you to know"
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"that you ruined someone else's night tonight,"
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"and I hope you have enough decency"
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"Excuse me?"
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"I feel more self-conscious than ever."
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"If we were bothering you so much,"
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"Because I didn't think of that, and now I feel stupid."
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"Look, I have a right to be here."
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"Maybe because you're skinny and maybe 'cause you're pretty,"
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"you're used to getting away with things,"
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"but I want you to know that your actions"
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"have an effect on others, and I hate you,"
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"and you not understanding that you're a horrible person"
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"doesn't make you less of a horrible person."
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"Well, that was another in a long series"
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"of regrettable life choices."
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"What'd you say?"
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"I was tweeting about all the weird stuff you do in bed."
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"- Good morning. - Ah!"
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"I slept here."
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"Yeah, but why are you still here?"
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"Breakfast."
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"No, there were three left."
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"and I don't need you..."
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"- What's your name? - Pam."
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"I don't need you Pam-ing up the place when she gets here."
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"- Hey, BoJack. - Ah! Why are you here?"
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"- You told me to come at 9:00. - That doesn't sound like me."
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"I have your email right here."
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"Also, please don't put in my book"
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"that I use horse tranquilizers, ha ha."
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"I just use a small dose to help me fall asleep at night"
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"to get me through the day."
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"Also, I'm alone, so alone, so, so alone."
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"book, book, book 'em, dildo."
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"Then I think you fell asleep on the keyboard"
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"because it just says the letter "B" 27 times."
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"That does sound like me."
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"Well, anyway, this is my businessperson..."
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"Excuse me?"
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"unless it's a business book."
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"Why are you here?"
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"Get this, I am starring in a pilot presentation"
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"for a celebrity reality show."
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"Ha ha. Don't tell VH1 that."
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"Seriously, though, please don't tell VH1 that."
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"No, no, no. It's like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
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"It's wordplay."
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"You may have too forgiving a definition"
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"of the word "wordplay.""
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"Well, it's a working title."
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"How'd you even get in here?"
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"Your roommate let us in."
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"Mi casa es su casa."
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"and now my morning is ruined."
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"I'm kind of on a date right now."
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"except for you and you and..."
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"- Who are you again? - The girl you had sex with."
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"I really shouldn't eat chocolate"
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"Oh, I know."
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"- But I love chocolate. - Story of my life."
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"Yes, I am BoJack Horseman, star of Horsin' Around."
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"Yeah, okay, I don't care."
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"No, but I was going to buy them."
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"That's the last box, and I had dibs on them."
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"Really? You had dibs?"
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"Yeah, dibs."
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"I just put them down for a second"
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"while I went to the bathroom."
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"So what, I was supposed to take them"
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"into the bathroom with me?"
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"You just left them out here."
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"Yeah, in the produce section."
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"Clearly, muffins aren't supposed to be in the produce section."
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