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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - The Copper Caper (S01E01)

"- How much do you want? - Well, I got a couple hundred pounds."
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"I was thinkin' of maybe, uh, ten cents a pound?"
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"- How much did you say? - Ten cents. Is that too much?"
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"Oh, no, no, no. It sounds like a fair price."
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"Listen, now I wanna go in and discuss this with my partner."
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"We're business partners, and we have to make all our decisions together."
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"And we'll be right back. Come on, partner."
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"I looked that up in the paper. You know what it's going for?"
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"Thirty-eight cents a pound."
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"Then why is he selling it to us for a dime?"
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"Maybe he was gonna ask for more. Did you see how I handled that deal?"
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"I was cool, man. I wasn't even interested."
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"What's the matter with his looks? What's his looks got to do with this?"
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"He got them sneaky blue eyes."
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"We can make twenty-eight cents profit on every pound."
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"Why don't he know that? Just 'cause he's white don't mean he's dumb."
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"- It's stolen, Lamont. - I don't know, Pop. Listen."
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"The guy is not in the business and you heard what he said."
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"- Stolen goods. - Pop."
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"- All right, ask him where he got it. - Okay, I'll ask him."
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"I'm the businessman. You're gonna mess up the whole deal."
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"Listen, there's something I want to ask you. It's..."
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"- Is something the matter? - Well, not exactly. My partner..."
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"Well, that is, my dad, he'd like to know where you acquired the copper."
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"Well, sure. Be glad to tell you."
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"You see, this church that I'm a member of, they're tearing it down."
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"It's the Church of the Communal Soul. You ever hear of it?"
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"- As a matter of fact, I haven't. - What are you folks, Baptist?"
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"Well, what difference does it make? We're all brothers, aren't we?"
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"I ain't got no brother. I got two sisters."
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"Well, I know you're not gonna believe this..."
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"but they're tearing down our church to make room for a parking lot."
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"Plenty of room for automobiles..."
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"but what are the poor worshippers supposed to do?"
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"Learn how to kneel in the back of their car."
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"Well, anyway, when they were tearing down the church..."
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"the minister said to me, he said, "Otto..."
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"you been coming here longer than anybody else..."
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"so you just take all the plumbing supplies. ""
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"- What did I tell you? - I could've had the organ, but no."
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"I said, "Let's give the organ to a home for senior citizens..."
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"- for their community singin'." - Hey, that was sweet of you, Otto."
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"Well, do unto others, I always say. Isn't that what you always say?"
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"I'm gonna go and discuss this thing with him..."
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"and come out here and get the whole business deal straight."
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"- Excuse us. - Okay."
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"Now, listen, don't louse up this deal. We're gonna buy that copper."
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"I mean it. We'll all get caught, and me and you and Blue Eyes will go to jail..."
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"only they'll put Blue Eyes in the new building."
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"Would you stop worrying and give me the 20 bucks?"
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"I don't like this deal. Something about it ain't kosher."
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"- Who'd you get word from? - From Kelly."
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"Well, I'm tellin you, I ain't got nothin' to do with it."
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"Stay out of it then. I told you I'd take care of it."
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"- I know about this kind of business. - Just leave me out of it."
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"Cash on delivery."
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"By the way, do you think you might be able to use any more copper?"
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"I don't know. I think we might be able to take some of it off your hands."
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"Well, I just might be able to help you. I'll tell you what."
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"You meet me down at Dave's Diner tomorrow morning about 9:00."
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"I'm pretty sure I can get my hands on some more copper."
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"It's kind of a handy place to meet."
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"I'll get the first load out of my car."
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"No, no. Cash on delivery."
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"Yeah, you are a sharp businessman."
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"Now, listen, Pop. This is only the beginning."
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"Now, it has nothing to do with the $40."
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"We're on our way, Pop."
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"I can see it now."
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"I can see it too."
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"People marching with placards saying, "Free the Sanfords"."
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"Come on, Lamont. Let's get outta here. That guy ain't gonna show up."
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"Oh, he'll be here, Pop. He's just a little late."
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"A little? He said 9:00, and it's after 10:00."
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"Would you just relax and slurp some coffee?"
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"I was up all night worrying. Did you hear me tossin' and turnin'?"
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"No, I missed that part. I came in on the snoring."
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"Morning. Sorry I'm late."
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"That's all right. We've just been here sittin' here talking."
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"Well, I stopped off to say good-bye to my minister. I'm leaving."
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"You know what I've decided to do? I'm gonna do missionary work."
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"Not mine. My people in St. Louis."
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"Hey, I got good news for you. I was able to get more of that copper."
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"- Fantastic. At the same price? - Yeah. Twenty cents a pound."
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"You mean ten cents a pound."
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"If that's what I said, then that's what it is."
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"I'd rather cut off a leg than go back on my word, right, Mr. Sanford?"
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"Right, Stumpy."
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"We can settle right here, then we'll load the stuff into your truck."
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"- It's out in the trunk of my car. - Great."
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"- Let me buy your coffee for you fellas. - Hey, thanks a lot."
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"You see that? I told you he was nice. Now give me the 20 bucks."
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"Lamont, you sure you want this extra copper?"
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"We already made the deal. It's too late to back out."
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"Would you give me the 20?"
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"- Here you are. - Bless you."
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"May I say it's been a pleasure doing business with you gentlemen."
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"Two, four, six."
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"Two, four, six, eight, nine."
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"What are you doing?"
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"'cause that the size the jail cells are in the old building."
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"What are you doin'?"
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"I'm covering up this copper so nobody can see it."
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"It's stolen goods."
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"Would you stop that? The man told you where he got it from."
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"We bought some copper and we're not responsible for where it came from."
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"And besides, who's gonna come around here looking for stolen copper?"
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"And that's all I'm gonna say on the subject, Pop."
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"I think you'll have a few more words to say now."
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"So that doesn't mean anything. They're just sittin' in the car."
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"and they're coming in here!"
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"Oh! My heart!"
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"They got us with stolen goods! Oh, they got us!"
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"I'm going to lose the place of business, and I'm going to jail."
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"Do you hear that, Elizabeth?"
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"I'm comin' to join you, honey..."
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"with numbers on my back."
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"Come on in! The door's open!"
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"- Hi, Lamont, Fred. - Hey, what a surprise!"
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"We're just sitting down here, playing some checkers."
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