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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - The Copper Caper (S01E01)

"- Can you hear yourself when you eat? - No."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Eat."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"but then recouped part of its lost ground..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Ladies and gentlemen and stockholders in Sanford and Son..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"and chairman of the board, Mr. Fred Sanford."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'll stay here and run the yard..."
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"and you go out there and do the pickin' up on the truck, all right?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You know my arthritis. I can't do no lifting."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I thought you went to the dentist."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"He is, but first he's gotta make the gums."
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"Fella come by my place, wanted to sell me some copper."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"But you know I don't deal too much in metal."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Tell him I'll be right out there, Kelly."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Ah, here it is."
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"No. I'm Mr. Sanford. This is my son."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"How much you askin'?"
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"Greek Orthodox."
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"That's progress for you, isn't it, Mr. Sanford?"
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"- Then it's all legitimate. - Well, yeah. What'd you think?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"No, I say a lot of other things. You wanna hear some of them?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Listen, just pay him no attention."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"It's stolen goods, I'm tellin' you. It's stolen."
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"- Ain't what? - Ain't kosher."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Gimme that $20."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'll go unload the stuff you just bought."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You know where Dave's is? About ten minutes down on Adams."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Probably be going to Africa. I'll be doing work among your people."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, you owe me another $20."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- Well, let's go load that stuff up. - Right."
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"I'm measurin' six feet by nine feet..."
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"- What are you talkin' about? - Police car just pulled up by the curb."
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"They got us. They got us."
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"I'm going to die there of a broken heart."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Just cool it, Pop. We gotta be cool. We can't lose our heads now."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"We just act like we playing checkers. Now relax. It's your move."
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"- A warrant? - A warning."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, we'll see you later. We gotta get goin'."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Okay, listen, anytime you're in the neighborhood, just drop in."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Oh, my heart is just thumping so hard."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, the first thing we oughta do is get rid of it."
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"Get in the truck."
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"Now, if there's one thing that I want you to learn, Pop..."
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"Hey, Pop, it's Mr. Kelly. How you feeling, Mr. Kelly?"
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"- I bet you're right. - Oh, boy."
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"- I'm in trouble if I don't have water. - Why, Kelly?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Oh, they do look tender, Kelly."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Find out the trouble? What is it?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Now I know where that guy got all that copper from."
Sanford and Son (1972)
""Don't worry, Pop. I'm cool."
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"Yeah, I know why we ain't got water. We ain't got any pipe."
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"- I can hear you. - Okay. Is the water on?"
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"- What? - Is the water running now?"
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"Is it running..."
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"Sanford and Son is recorded on tape before a live studio audience."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- What's the matter? - Sounds like feeding time at the zoo."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I can't concentrate with all that slurpin' going on."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"This is an operation between my mouth and my stomach..."
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"and my ears ain't got nothing to do with it."
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"you ought to eat with a squeegee and a sponge."
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"I've been eating like this all my life. Now, what's wrong with soppin'?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Now you eat a piece of toast, then you take a sip of coffee."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You eat, then sip. Eat, then sip. Now, that's how it's done."
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"It's all going to the same place."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'm just cuttin' down on the number of trips."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, just try to be a little more quiet okay?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Makes just as much noise this way."
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"Want me to go back to slurpin'?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Keep making me lose my place. Where was I? Oh, yeah."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"It says here that the stock market tumbled sharply..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"over a wide area yesterday..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"in the final half hour of a somewhat more active session."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Dow Jones Industrials was off 4.8. Transportation was off 1.7."
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"Utilities was off 1.3."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Uh-huh. Everybody was off yesterday."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"What was it, a holiday?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You don't understand. Everything in the financial section has to do with us."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"All the things that we deal in are right here."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"They all fall under this one word: Commodities."
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"Is that the same as junk?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"There's no use talkin' to you. You just don't want to get ahead."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I wanna get ahead, but talking about big business ain't the way."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Okay, then let's hear your way."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"we'll now hear how to improve the financial situation of our corporation."
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"And here he is, the founder and president of our company..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You got the floor, F.S."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"How would you like one across your lip?"
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"All right. See, you have to start bringing in better stuff to sell."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Look out in the yard, the stuff you been bringing."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Now, there's junk, and there's junk."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"But that stuff is junk junk."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"If you don't like the merchandise coming in here, we'll switch places."
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"You know I can't do that."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Yeah, you can lift pretty good when it's going in your mouth."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Oh, Kelly."
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"- Morning, Fred. - How you feelin'? Come on in."
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"- Hiya, Lamont. - How you doing, Mr. Kelly?"
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"- How about some toast and coffee? - No, thanks."
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"Well, you can have a piece of toast, but you can't soak it."
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"with him readin' about the commodities."
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"Well, thanks, Fred. If I was gonna have it, I'd have to soak it."
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"I got no uppers."
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"I thought he was making you some new teeth."
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"What I mean to say, he's getting 'em in shape so they're nice and firm."
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"- See how firm they're gettin'? - Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"Let me see, Kelly."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Yeah, come over here a little bit. Yeah, they gettin' firm, Kelly."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Hey, Lamont, come on over here so you can get a good look at Kelly's gums."
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"- I already seen Kelly's gums, Pop. - They look good, Kelly."
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"- Would you fellas be interested? - He's sellin' copper?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Yeah. Scrap copper, yeah."
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"He's waitin' outside. You interested?"
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"- Fred? - Yeah?"
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"I'll show you the teeth as soon as I get 'em."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Okay, Kelly, you do that."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Hey, what you doin'? Are we buying copper?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"That all depends. This is exactly what I'm talking about, Pop."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Now, if we can make a nice turnover, we in business."
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"- Morning. - Morning. Mr. Sanford?"
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"Not too much. Fact is, I'd like to sell it and have done with it."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I don't have a head for business. Besides, I could use the money."
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