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Clips from Veep - Camp David (S05E05)

"I don't care."
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"and you had that "Free Tibet" sticker and you put it up on the wall"
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"and we couldn't get it off, remember, because you put it on wallpaper inexplicably."
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"Hey, Kit-Cat. It's me. Can I come in?"
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"- Hey, baby. - Well, yeah."
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"And now, let us celebrate"
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"This is a..."
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"- Freedom log. - ...freedom log."
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"Why don't we slice that up for everyone to enjoy?"
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"You know, we have a statement that is ready for release."
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"(SPEAKING MANDARIN)"
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"These are very delicate issues"
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"Oh, yes, of course."
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"I understand that completely."
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"Although, perhaps when things are as significant as Tibet,"
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"things are accidently leaked to the press"
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"(SPEAKING MANDARIN)"
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"It would be very unfortunate if it also leaked"
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"that you lied to your country about our hacking of your tweets."
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"That is ridiculous."
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"Okay, well, we can just wait for you guys to release a statement."
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"Minna."
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"Mr. McLintock?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Good news."
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"Your adoption paper has been approved."
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"You and your wife soon will have a Chinese baby."
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"Congratulations."
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"SELINA: Well, good-bye, Andrew."
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"Catherine has any questions about the Brazil investment,"
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"Is it actually an investment in Brazil?"
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"I can take this if you'd like."
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"- Oh, thank you. - Yeah, sure."
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"All right, wheels up in 10 minutes on Marine One."
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"- What? - It's official."
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"It was a small margin."
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"But still counts as a sign of the apocalypse."
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"Oh, my God."
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"will personally deliver you the vote that delivers you the presidency."
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"- That means so much to me. - Ma'am, while I have you on the phone,"
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"New Hampshire is struggling with an epidemic of opiate addict..."
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"Yeah, I'm not gonna..."
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"- Oh, good. That goes in my bag. - Yeah."
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"New Hampshire, wow. Wow, New Hampshire."
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"We just elected Jonah to Congress."
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"Looking around, I see so many familiar faces of people"
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"- that supported me and believed in me. - CROWD: Yeah."
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"Like Jessica Thompson."
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"Yeah, it's been a long time since high school."
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"I like what you did with your hair."
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"Jimmy O'Connor, I've been waiting 20 years to say this to you."
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"Oh, my God, I did this."
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"JONAH: I think that you are the spaz."
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"But through it all,"
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"there was one person who truly believed in Jonah Ryan"
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"that you eventually become a congressman."
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"Thank you, New Hampshire. Thank you."
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"Jonah is gonna be sworn in with the rest of the freshmen."
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"Yeah."
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"about the Palm Beach house."
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"And I'm turning it into a sanctuary for rescued farm animals."
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"What?"
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"You're taking my daddy's house"
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"Well, it won't be just goats."
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"I mean, there's so much property"
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"that we were talking about all different kinds of animals."
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"I mean, you could have ducks or..."
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"- MARJORIE: Lame horses. - Pigs."
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"- Oh. - And we could have horses as well."
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"- MARJORIE: Llamas. - Maybe a three-legged goat."
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"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"- Yeah. - Beijing has demanded complete secrecy."
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"I just trademarked the word last week."
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"- Hey, Mom. - Yes?"
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"I'll tell you what. I think we should not talk about money"
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"Catherine and Marjorie, can you gals go outside"
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"and get some wood to start a fire?"
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"but I actually do think we need to get some wood from outside."
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"Okay, are the Chinese here yet?"
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"Delayed on the road, ma'am."
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"You can't go in with a plan. The knife tells you."
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"It's all been prenegotiated, ma'am."
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"actually, I do need to spell-check this thing."
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"President Lu trusts her. Likes what she did with the IMF."
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"No, I'll tell you what he likes. Nordic beav."
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"and you've fallen 20 points behind the Widow Sherman."
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"- No? - What?"
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"- This is unacceptable. - Mm-hmm."
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"No, you see, that's the same, but it's just louder."
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"(KISSES)"
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"Okay, I want to go find Marjorie's gift."
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"- You're wearing that? - What?"
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"- Premier of the State Council. - His son is a freshman at Georgetown."
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"you will understand what I'm talking about."
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"- (SPEAKING MANDARIN) - Oh."
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"which symbolizes the solid foundation"
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"Um, Jang, there's a common saying here in America,"
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"Gold is a very auspicious color for the Chinese."
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"Is he okay?"
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"- You got to see this. - Jesus, those are your pajamas?"
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"You need to be more careful. Guns can be dangerous."
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"Oh, my God. Hey."
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"Ma'am, I don't even use the colloquial phrase "I guess.""
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"Ah, well, it happened"
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"How do I put this delicately?"
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"What? What incident?"
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"Okay? I just..."
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"that our friends in Japan still have claims to the Diaoyu Islands."
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"I know two million sounds like a lot, sweetie."
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"you can come to me, okay?"
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"Like a Chinese Mr. Darcy."
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"I love "Mary Poppins.""
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"So if the United States lifts the sanctions"
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"for the unemployed workers of Ohio and North Carolina."
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"Worry about your own unemployment in Finland."
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"- Oh, sorry. Are you all right? - It's okay."
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"♪ Meyer, Meyer, Selina Meyer... ♪"
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"Wonderful."
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"- Gan bei! - Gan bei!"
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"- Or should I call you colleague now? - I wouldn't."
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"And I just want to let you know that I,"
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