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Clips from Veep - Camp David (S05E05)

"- I mean, no offense. - Gary's family, too."
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"SELINA: Oh, I'm excited to get to know fun Marjorie, too."
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"When is she arriving?"
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"I'm just kidding. I'm just teasing."
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"- Whoo-hoo-hoo! - GARY: Look out."
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"Bump. How about that?"
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"So you're gonna have to keep Charles Ponzi and pussyride away from me."
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"you're putting all over the tree, Monica?"
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"- that I like to call... - (GASPS) Popcornaments!"
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"It sounds delicious and it's adorable."
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"See? We can all do it."
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"I just wanted to let you know that Marjorie"
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"Oh, so that's two things she's turned you into."
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"This is a raw log made of mushrooms and soaked walnuts."
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"- Yeah, it's close. - Not at all."
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"I'm terribly sorry, Marjorie."
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"- I thought you were Selina. - That's okay, sir."
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"He's better with money stuff."
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"that it's really tough to know what to do with it."
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"so that I could pay off the estate taxes."
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"Actually, Lee, right now is a fantastic time to sell."
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"And, Catherine, do you remember that Brazil hotel chain?"
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"during our sort of pre-Christmas Christmas celebration."
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"Okay, well, that's terrifying,"
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"Okay, so lay it on me, Ben."
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"And as per usual, we raised the issue"
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"- (DOOR OPENS) - Irresistible. Ooh!"
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"since you failed to vote for me to be head of the IMF."
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"And, oh, you changed your hair."
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"We have to keep you away from people."
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"Yeah, back to the natural habitat your nitwit mother"
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"found you in, you fucking shaved Sasquatch."
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"The menopause has really taken a hold of me."
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"No, I am actually two years younger."
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"You know, I wonder if we can just get back to the Chinese."
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"if the terms of the deal are not satisfactory."
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"- Oh, God. - Then you walk out."
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"She never does this."
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"Oh, no, that is good. Now, that is convincing."
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"when you're officially elected."
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"Stuck in security. I don't know how that happened."
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"- MINNA: So, I will make the introductions."
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"Secretary General of the Communist Party..."
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"- It's upset. - Oh, no, no, no. I... I love it."
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"This is just lovely. Thank you very much."
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"The dragon symbolizes good fortune."
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"Seriously? This is beyond what we imagined."
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"Or prepared for."
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"is a symbol of royalty and virtue."
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"our conversation will sparkle."
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"So I would like to present our final gift to you."
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"(GROANS)"
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"- Oh, good. - It is historically significant and apt."
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"- You have pleased them. - Oh, I'm pleased, then. Great."
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"These are the woods where I used to hunt with my stepfather."
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"- And he taught me the proper... - (GUNSHOT)"
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"- It's not funny, Ben. - I know, it's terrible."
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"So lay it on me. How bad is it?"
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"Okay, I'm not listening to any more of this."
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"That's New Hampshire for O'Brien."
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"President Lu requests to go on a nature walk with you."
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"Well, I'm the president. I don't walk."
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"(GROANS) On a walk?"
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"Thank you. Chinese gum, huh?"
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"Thank... oh, hang on."
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"(SPEAKING MANDARIN)"
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"Ah, Jang, that was my daughter"
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"She doesn't understand anything about global politics."
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"- MONICA: Hi. - Hi."
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"Yes."
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"Ma'am, I mean, you really didn't need to."
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"- (CATHERINE GASPS) - Ma'am, this is stunning."
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"Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh."
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"- Thank you. Thank you so much. - Oh, you're welcome. Ow."
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"- I got to go to bed. - MONICA: It was my turn."
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"- You just committed a federal crime. - CATHERINE: It's real."
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"- but what's her real agenda? - What is this?"
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"It's the NRA."
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"- She never knocks. - Uh, Minna,"
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"Selina, do I need to remind you how sensitive the Chinese are to promptness?"
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"Then why is my wonton soup so cold every time they deliver it?"
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"- Um, it's in the Middle East. - Shh."
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"That is so strange."
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"Because Amir Al-Khabat and myself, we follow each other on Instagram."
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"right after he had that salad, in fact."
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"- Uh-huh. - KENT: Thank you."
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"_"
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"- You've been in this position. - No, I have not."
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"but there it's just an accident."
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"God, this was their real demand from the beginning."
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"So, I've got to go check on my other prom date."
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"Oh, no."
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"Well, that is unacceptable."
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"- Unacceptable! (POUNDS TABLE) - She never does this."
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"I mean, I will storm out. Here I go."
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"In all honesty, she's never done this."
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"So we can conserve the rest."
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"We can talk about this later."
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"If you want to get advice or talk about money,"
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"I've got the whole Treasury Department."
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"And they're, you know..."
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"they've been better, I realize."
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"- Oh, excuse me. - I just thought I could..."
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"- Oh. - Chinese leaders?"
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"Well, tight. In the States we say tight."
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"These sanctions, they are really crippling them."
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"And Chi-Jang, he is a proud, stubborn man."
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"and is prepared to meet their demands for industrial metals"
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"aimed at a possible path to self-determination."
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"My God, Selina Meyer, the woman who freed Tibet."
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"Fuck those factories, man. I'm freeing Tibet."
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"I'm gonna win a Nobel fucking Peace Prize, you guys."
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"Oh, God, sorry, sorry. Excuse me. Hey, babe."
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"Hare Krishna."
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"Oh, no, I'm twice as happy now."
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"(CAMERAS CLICKING)"
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"(LAUGHS) Who should I vote for? You can't teach that."
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"I hope he votes for himself."
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"Pow, pow."
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"Catherine, come on, honey, remember when you were little"
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