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Clips from Veep - Camp David (S05E05)

"My family is here as a cover story."
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"No, but I didn't... I didn't do that."
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"I'm not... I didn't make that face."
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"Shall we carry on this way?"
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"Can you translate "we need to get a new translator"? (LAUGHS)"
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"- ANDREW: Marvin Gardens. - MONICA: You want it?"
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"Catherine, can I borrow 200 Monopoly dollars?"
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"Oh, everybody's still awake."
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"Oh."
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"Well, it's... it's vintage."
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"Feels like it was woven out of Catherine's silken hair. Feel this."
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"- Aw. - I thought you might enjoy something..."
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"- MONICA: Oh, my God. - ...that was like her hair."
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"CATHERINE: Mom, I can't believe that. It's gorgeous."
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"It's the outfit I picture when I'm trying not to come."
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"- Who's that? - Oh..."
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"ANNOUNCER: Judy Sherman claims she's for New Hampshire,"
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"ANNOUNCER: On election day,"
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"tell Judy Sherman you care about freedom."
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"- What the fuck is going on? - Look, it's everywhere."
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"ANNOUNCER: ...Sherman claims she's for New Hampshire..."
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"It's a Christmas miracle."
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"(EXHALES)"
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"All right, well, I'm gonna get back to this, so I'll see you later."
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"Okay, Kent, best guess, is New Hampshire back in play?"
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"- Get Dan and Amy right now. - The Chinese are ready."
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"I am right in the middle of something."
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"What?"
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"Minna, I'm the middle of an international emergency."
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"It is in Kuwait and that's all I can say."
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"- Kuwait? - Yes."
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"- Sort of an intermezzo emergency. - (PHONE BUZZES)"
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"- Oop, I got Dan. - Al-Egan."
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"Yeah, the ambassador to Kuwait's liaison."
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"Thank you. As-salaam-alaikum, Dan."
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"- Okay, I will take them for a walk. - SELINA: Yeah."
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"Yeah. Okay."
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"Okay, so now we love the NRA."
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"_"
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"Huh?"
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"(ALL TALKING AT ONCE)"
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"MINNA: The Chinese are very upset."
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"They have changed the terms of the deal."
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"- What? - The Chinese request the United States"
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"drop its objections to China's claim of the Diaoyu Islands."
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"With your daughter."
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"Oh, my God. Minna, seriously,"
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"that was a complete honest mistake."
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"Catherine was just confused."
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"How could I have stopped her? I had to let her finish."
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"You're a mother. You've got a son."
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"This happens occasionally in Iceland,"
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"- What? - What?"
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"I mean, those islands didn't come out of nowhere."
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"Actually, they did. The Chinese created islands"
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"by piling sediment from under the sea..."
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"Madam President, you can't give them these islands."
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"It'll destabilize the whole region."
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"Will you please go and talk to Chi-Jang and try..."
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"I will try, but I don't know how much I'm going to be able to get his ear."
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"But what you're gonna need to do is let him get a word in."
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"Okay, well, you know what? This reminds me of negotiations between India and Bhutan."
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"- Okay, this is what I'm talking about. - Bhutan was being stubborn."
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"any more of this amazing Chinese gum?"
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"It's nicotine gum."
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"President Lu says dropping your objections"
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"must be part of any deal."
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"No way. It's unacceptable!"
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"_"
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"It's not. It's a small price to pay"
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"to save the Brazilian rain forest."
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"But aren't you cutting down the rain forest in order to build the resort?"
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"It's a virtuous cycle."
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"- Well, I guess that makes sense. - SELINA: Hey! Hey!"
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"Hi, Mom."
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"What are you guys doing all the way out here?"
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"I'll leave the pamphlets on your pillow."
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"- Thanks, Dad. - Darling. Lee."
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"Okay, listen to me."
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"but he's a crook."
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"- I know. - Right?"
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"I don't mean to interrupt an intimate moment,"
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"it's just that there have been seismic developments in the negotiations."
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"- Yes, Catherine. - Seriously, Mom?"
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"I think he is going to use the gold pen from the Second Hague Convention very soon."
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"Your mother has given an amazing pen to the Chinese leaders."
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"- It's gold... - She knows... she knows about that pen."
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"You are so terrible."
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"- Catherine. - No."
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"- Catherine. Okay. - Sorry."
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"Even labor and delivery with her was a nightmare."
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"Oh, yes? Why is that?"
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"You have a very narrow vagina?"
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"The Chinese economy is in a worse state than anyone realized."
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"But stupid also, like a Chinese Mr. Bingley."
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"for the next 25 years, the Chinese might..."
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"might be prepared to discuss Tibet."
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"- To bet on what? - Wait, to talk about freeing Tibet?"
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"It would likely be one country, two systems similar to Hong Kong."
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"- That's it. - Bono's gonna shit his sunglasses."
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"That is like some man on the moon legacy shit."
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"Not... no, really, not free."
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"What about the factories in Ohio?"
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"Jonah's ahead in all the latest polls."
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"- Fuck it! - Really, not freeing."
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"It is, of course, tragic"
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"Well, they should have tried going to college."
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"We don't have unemployment in Finland."
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"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
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"- And Tibet will have a new future. - (PHONE CHIMING)"
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"Hi. How was the ultrasound?"
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"Twins? Oh, my God."
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"JONAH: Hmm, who should I vote for, huh?"
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"Pow, pow."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I need another ballot."
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"CATHERINE: I don't want to talk to you."
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"(KNOCKS) I want to tell you something,"
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"but it's very confidential, okay?"
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"Mommy is going to free Tibet."
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